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Trinity’s Top Ten Lines For Dumping Someone 1. 1 tan’r see you anymore because I’ve joined: a) a celibate, religious order; b) the Peace Core; c) the military. 2. My lover, whom I never mentioned before, just returned from: a) war; b) the witness protection program; c) prison,. 3. I just discovered that: a) I’m not gay; b) I’m gay; c) I’m not recovering well from the sex change! 4. I’d never want to hurt your feelings but you’re awful: a) in bed; b) during the day; cl whenever you speak. 5. Cali me again sometime when you find out tliat it’s not all about: a') wu; b) wheie you've been: c‘) where you'ie going or d) all of the above! 6. ,If I have to choose between a life with you or a life in a Palestinian prison camp with no human contaci, overrun with snakes then..where do I buy my plane ticket! 7. After five dinners, four walks, three movies and two ice cream cones, just once it would be nice if you .^sked me something about myselfl 8. Before I’m seen in public with you again you’ll have to stop habitually: a) spitting; b) swearing; c) cruising everyone that walks by. 9. The three aspects of yon that bother* me die most are the mental, physical ami cmorionai! 10. Sex is like snow. You never know how long it's gonna hist or how many indies your gonna get. And honey, there's Jiothing worse than a two minute, two inch snow Hello Trinity, I’ve,been dating someone for about three months. And I never told them I was a virgin. Marriage Continued from page 1 publishing banns, Reverend Hawkes asked for anyone who had legal grounds to object to the forthcoming marriages to announce their objections. Having heard no objections based on law as outlined in the Ontario Marriage Act, Reverend Hawkes announced on December 24, 2000, that the double wedding would proceed. Following the ceremony on Sunday, Rever end Hawkes issued a legal marriage certificate to both couples as provided for under Ontario Law. The marriage certificate was sent to the Registrar-General of the province of Ontario for registration as per the Ontario Marriage Act. “MCC Toronto is proud to announce that we will be issuing marriage certificates for same sex weddings,” said Hawkes. “Until now, we felt restricted from acting on our beliefs by what we thought was a legal impediment regarding same sex weddings. Being called by God to marry same sex couples we recently sought le gal advice and as a result we have changed our position on the legality of same sex marriages. In keeping with the ancient Ghristian tradition of banns of marriage we will now be issuing marriage licenses for same sex weddings. We believe we will be the first to issue these licenses anywhere in the world.” T [Photo credit: www.pulse2^.~comfToronto\ tell trinity Buy a book and be proud! by Herself Special to Q-Notes Quote du Jour: “F. E. A. R.- False Evidence Appearing Real” —The Forum Seminars Dearest Trinity, Every time I want to stop dating someone I try to let them down easily but I always end up run ning away as opposed to being up front. Any ad vice? — Dumping Troubles Dear Dumping Troubles I think these may help. Here are: At my age (27) it’s unheard of. He wants to“Do it!” But I don’t think / know exactly what to do? Help! — SOS. Virgin Hello SOS Virgin, I’d like to do a top ten tip on how to #@*\ but most of my readers know... I mean... some know... I mean... Listen kid, let him know that you’re out of practice and need to take it slow. Your situation is something to be proud of A book like the Joy of Sex or Gay Sex, depending on what side of the road you’re on, will defi nitely help! Gontraceptives and lots of candles also make for a safe, intimate experience. Oh yes, a glass of wine before bed wouldn’t hurt as well! Most importantly, when it’s all behind you... I mean... all the way through... I mean... when you want to become a pro, write me. I’ll give you some great tips! Kisses. — Trinity Hello Trinity, A few issues back you mentioned that you had been a sex worker years ago. / was overjoyed to hear someone say that they were a prostitute, and proud of it. Tm dying to try it! What do I do? Sincerely. — Adventuresome Hello Adventuresome, Oy! How young and silly I once was. The sex industry has it’s ups and downs, but it is fast, easy money and if you have low self -es teem, then this may cure you fast — or, de pending on the cause of your low self-esteem, may aggravate the problem. But because pros titution is against the law I can only tell you this; Find something, anything you think is attractive about your employer and stay focused on that. Be respectful of each situation, and don’t do anything that will endanger your health. But I guess these rules work for any thing. There’s also a great book on the subject called Hustling by John Preston. It’s helped a lot of people get their feet wet. Good luck. — Trinity Dearest Trinity, Not long ago I had a dream that I made love to another woman. It's really been bothering me. Does this mean Tm actually a lesbian? — Lesbian Dreams Dearest Lesbian Dreams, I once had a dream where I wrestled Bill Goldberg from the WGW (World Ghampion- ship Wrestling) but that didn’t make me a wres tler. It did however, make me appreciate big, tattooed, Jewish men. When you dream about having a lesbian encounter it might mean that you’re beginning to appreciate the beauty of other women, perhaps even lesbian women. It may also mean that you are discovering your love towards womyn, the women in your life and/or your own womanhood. No matter what, it’s safe to be you whoever you are. So, are you a lesbian because you dreamed about being one? No! But, ifyou do start dreaming Q-Notes ▼ January 20, 2001 ▼ PAGE 9 about Burkinstock sandals, granola cereal or fighting for equal rights, then I think it’s safe to say that you’re beginning to reach a higher consciousness, a stronger awareness of yourself and maybe even a more athletic sensibility. Go Girl. — Trinity [Don’t let your questions go unanswered! Send them to Trinity at: Trinity@telltrinity.com or write to Tell Trinity, PO Box 1362, Provincetown, MA 02657-5362. For more Trinity, visit www.telltrinity.com. Sponsored by: America’s Gay & Lesbian Alliance (AGLA) 888-777-6976.] I I laisons 9^11 I- * }d. ¥ A iU * i * I -* » A I ^ M ^ ♦I mm OllIflifiGIIN? [i Cllli HEtP [R HfE. C. 2811316.1
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