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But when one man, moves in with four men, that equals some- one-screwing-someone behind someone’s back. The possible solutions are; a) let him know he can be a pig and still be your boyfriend, b) he cannot be your boyfriend if he doesn’t show more interest or c) accept that hes found a new boy toy and move on. But before I end this gay algebra lesson the equation is unsolvable un less you stay busy, go out with friends, date a bit and enjoy the challenges of life. This too shall pass. — Trinity Dear Trinity, Men are dogs! They only want to eat and hump! They cant keep a steady relationship, nor do they particularly want to. Don’t you think most men are puppy dogs that don’t want to grow up? Yours. — Tired of Walking the Dog Kansas City, MO Trinity’s Obedience Class Exceptions to the lessson; prom dates, prearranged dates and funerals. — Trinity Dear Trinity, I’ve been trying to end a relationship with someone fora longtime now. I really want to break the news at the right moment. But when is the right moment? Or better yet, when is it the wrong moment? Thanks. — Stuck In A Hole Santa Monica, CA Dear Stuck, Similarly, the first big question Mosses asked God was, “How do I get rid of this Pharaoh guy without him killing me?’’ And after hear ing God’s voice Moses escaped across the Red Sea almost killing himself and all my people. It would’ve been much easier if he had read: Hey Trin., When is it the right time to give flowers on a date? —Wondering SeattU, WA Hey Wondering, An ex-European lover once said, “Trinity, it’s always the right time to give flowers!” And if anyone knows, then it’s those damn, charm ing, skinny Eurothrash. I personally, feel more comfortable getting flowers on the second date. I think flowers on the first date deliver a feeling of “lover material!” BUT may also de liver a feeling of obsessive material, codependency material and stalker material! Trinity's Top Ten Tips for “the Wrong Moment” (TWM)toEnda Relationship 10. You both just started your Middle East vacation. All hotel bookings, travel ers checks and train reservations arc in her name. She speaks eight languages and you... none. TWM 9. While talking to him via cell phone, during a car crash, surrounded by para medics^ TWM 8. You just finished signing the pa pers for your new house, your new life in surance policy and your new adopted baby. TWM ; 7. Just after the doctor says to him, “I’m sorry. But you have an incurable, deadly disease! TWM 6. You’re high up on a plane when the stewardess announces, “Both captains have committed suicide!” And asks your part ner, who happens to be a pilot, to take over the plane. TWM 5. While alone, at the pistol and riffle shop, he’s testing out the new line of “Quick Kill Undetectables” when suddenly the manager, also the only person in the store, leaves. TWM 4. While opening her acceptance let ter she says, “Its the happiest day of my life! TWM ^ 3. You’re in the middle, literally, of the most incredible sexual experience of his and your relationship! TWM 2; While shes watching over your very sick mother, your favorite visiting nephew, whom she despises, runs away and she’s calling you during a business meeting... in Uganda! TWM 1. 'S)i?hen she hands you the winning, eight million dollars lottery ticket and says, “Honey, look what WE’VE won. To gether!” TWM! . [ Don’t let your questions go unanswered! Send an e-mail to Trinity at trinity@telltrinity.com or write Tell Trinity, PO Box 1362, Provincetown, MA 02657-5362. Just do it! If you are craving more of Trinity’s sage advice, visit www.telltrinity.com, sponsored by: America’s Gay dr Lesbian Alliance (AGLA)!\ CITY DOG USA DOGGIE DAYCARE & PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINING CENTER ^ CITY DOG USA’s series on..... IF THESE m COULD TALK. •T'd get a little out of control... “I'd get a little anxious, being at home alone. And then I'd see the wastebasket. I just couldn't help myself. 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