JUNE 8 . 2002 • Q-NOTES
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CHRRieNe LICHieNSTeiN
The next two weeks offer us an emotional
rollarcoaster with two eclipses. This week, the
Wilde solar eclipse jostles three planets in Gemini
and tickles foggy, retro Neptune. Check your
dance card lest you lambada with Tom Delay.
Count ten days before and three days after the
eclipse before you react, lover. If it’s still a match
made in heaven then start a raging fire.
GGHINI • HflY 22 - JUNG 21
Pink Twins feel the brunt of the eclipse more
so than most signs.
It’s coloring your
Sun, Saturn and
Mercury. Everything
that you’re working
towards may sud
denly seem mean
ingless and burden
some. Thank
goodness Neptune
gets into the act and gives you a more global
perspective on your tiny foibles. Remember
comrade, just like a kidney stone, this too shall
pass. Ouch.
CrtNCGR • JUNG 22 - JULY 2J
You can be too easily pushed into action by
those who do not have your best interests at
heart during this
solar eclipse. Keep
your own counsel,
pink Crab. Keep a
beady eye out for
offers that are too
good to be true-
they usually are.
Any Cancer who
fails to consider the
paranoid repercussions of a particular act can
wind up as roadkill on this karmic highway.
Avoid hamburgers....
LGO • JULY 24 - AUGUST 23
You have two ears and two advisors each
goading and cajoling you into action from their
own selfish viewpoints. Try to lower the volume
and clear the static during this tumultuous solar
eclipse by finding the balance between friends
and lovers for yourself. If you are a closeted
Lion, you may be tempted to burst Out with a
roar. Neptune sez, cause a ruckus!
VIRGO • AUGUST 24 - SGPT. 23
You will be amazed at how the professional
sandbox can develop into quicksand. Maybe it’s
because queer Virgins will now feel that their
hard efforts are not being adequately recognized
or rewarded. Of course that is true, but count
one, two, three days after the eclipse, and you’ll
soon feel much better and more in control.
Believe me, they need you much more than you
need them.
LIDRR • SGPT. 24 - OCT. 23
Feel like a mangy lab rat with a bad hair day
on a never ending bumpy treadmill? Gay Libras
are betwixt and between but not top or bottom
during this solar eclipse. Before you cash in your
chips and flee to seemingly greener pastures
count one, two, three days after the eclipse and
check for crabgrass. You may find that that
particular shade of green clashes with lavender.
SRGITTHRIUS • NOV. 23 - DGC. 22
Queer Archers may feel that they are
building castles in the air during this solar
eclipse. Relationships undergo the acid test as
the demands of partners may seem to undercut
your sense of well being and personal security.
But don’t hop on that bulldozer and plow it
under just yet. There needn’t be a compromise
between your opinions and your commitment
to a partner.
examining the bottom line during this solar
eclipse. “What cost jollies?" one is tempted to
ask. It all may seem too expensive in terms of
both money and personal compromise. Well,
that’s today. After the eclipse, things look quite
different; Life becomes one big jolly, bargain
again.
Avoid dispensing your pearls of wisdom to any
old swine that happens to troll by; it will only
come back to bite you. Wait three days after the
eclipse before you use that tongue again... for
speech that is.
CAPRICORN • DGC. 23 - JRN. 20
The difference between gainful employment
and an unplanned, early retirement is a few well
aimed words at the powers that be. As the chatty
Gemini solar eclipse trolls through your bread
and butter, gay Caps are well advised not to
spread foul comments about the job. Count one,
two, three days after the eclipse and then piss and
moan all you want. You still want to, don’t you?
AQUARIUS • JRN. 21 - FGB. I9
Aqueerians arc no slouches when it comes
to fun and games. However, you’ll find yourself
PISCGS • FGQ. 20 - MARCH 20
Guppies feel this particular eclipse more
than most folks because their natal Sun is
squashed by both the eclipse and the three
other planets in Gemini. Any hope of bolstering
your self image will have to wait. In the
meantime, avoid mirrors and first time meetings
to preserve your sanity. Irrrcality of course, you
have been and will always be your beautiful,
proud self. Wow!
TAURUS • APRIL 21 - MRY 21
Neptune’s impact on career is heightened by
the solar eclipse. Gay Bulls no sooner find the
perfect mate in their own backyard then they’re
transferred to the Borneo headquarters or,
perhaps even worse, dragged into messy office
politics that zap their emotional payload. How
soon before you cash in your chips and retire?
Not soon enough! Count to three and enter the
fray again.
RRIGS • MARCH 21 - APRIL 20
Prepare for a few surprises of your own
making during this Gemini solar eclipse.
Rainbow Rams may catch hoof in mouth if
they’re not vigilant and tight-lipped. My advice:
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SCORPIO • OCT. 24 - NOV. 22
Talk about jumping from the frying pan into a
raging fire! Proud Scorps may find the social scene
too hot to trot during this feisty eclipse. Before you
gleefully nose dive into that bubbling gay sexual
cauldron andpossibly singe your best assets, wait,
wait, wait. Now too much is in fact too too rnuch.
After the eclipse however, pack a snorkel and dive
right in.
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