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Tell Trinity
by Trinity . Contributing Writer
Jealousy: Can it make your
relationship stronger...or?
Hello Trinity,
My boyfriend doesn’t appreciate me, so I’m
trying to make him jealous. What are other ways
to keep his attention?
Attention Please, Rehoboth Beach, Del.
Hello Attention Please,
Jealousy seems like a great way to build
someone’s desire, yet it only reads well in the
tabloids. In real life jealousy creates a dirtier
desire and distrustful love. Jealousy, at best, is
shifty and deviods, creating all sorts of suspi
cion. And, if that’s not bad enough, jealousy
makes one resentful, overprotective, doubtful
and confused. Sweetie, to keep someone’s
attention, try being attractive, upbeat, fun and
without a lot of drama. Let me repeat, “with
out drama!”
Hey Trinity,
For almost four months now, I’ve sensed
something is wrong with my relationship, but I
can’t put my finger on it. Help?
Something Missing, Ft. Lauderdale, Fla.
Hey Something Missing,
When it comes to maintaining a relation
ship, it’s important to keep checking it like a car
engine. While some might say, “leave it alone
until it needs fixing” I say, “call a therapist or
psychic,” but, pumpkin, call someone and keep
at it until you figure out what’s wrong. (See
what’s on my channel in the cartoon for more
clues on the subject.)
Hello Trinity,
About a year ago I came out, slept around
and partied hard at the local gay bars. Overall,
I’ve given the impression to the local community
that I’m a drunken slut, not the dating/boyfriend
type. How do I repair my image?
Slut Repair, Madison, Wise.
Hello Slut Repair,
Newly coming-out gay men are supposed
to live, drink and slut around .. .except you
weren’t supposed to do it locally. “Coming out”
means “getting out” of your neighborhood for
a while. But, hindsight is dirty/dirty. So, disap
pear from your local bar for a while and reap
pear with a new hairstyle, clothes and atti
tude, which includes sober-fiUed, sex-less
nights. Honey, people think if you look differ
ent, you are and you will be. Also, show up at
new times, sit in new places and talk to new
people. If you transform your image then your
dating dilemma should transform
itself as well.
Hello Trinity,
The conservative religious com
munity is constantly comparing the
gay community to the Bible, which
was also used to justify slavery and
keep women repressed. Do you see ary compari
son between the religious and gay communities?
Comparing Notes, Cambridge, Mass.
Hello Comparing Notes,
Why doesn’t the conservative religious
community stop raining on everybody’s
parade? So many right-wing Christians, so
few lions! If Jesus were alive today he’d fight
for gay rights and maybe even be a fan of the
almighty Barbra Streisand herself. That’s why
I’ve made:
Trinity’s Religious Comparisons
Between Barbra Striesand
And Jesus
1. Both Jesus and Barbra are Jewish, able to
speak Hebrew, politically outspoken and
both sport long hair.
2. Jesus was from Nazareth and Barbra from
Brooklyn. Both places are still rich in
Jewish culture.
3. Jesus was well known as a wandering Jew
who was nailed to a cross. Barbra is well
known as a singing Jew with very long nails.
4. Barbra has a gay son, a new husband, a
home in Malibu and Long Island. Jesus
had no children, no wife and no real home.
(Sorry!)
5. Without Jesus, Christians could not exist.
Without Barbra, female impersonators
could not exist.
6. When Barbra performs publicly she is
smart enough to record it, Jesus only had
someone taking notes.
7. Jesus is believed to be the Son of God, but
Barbra actually sang with a gay goddess:
Judy Garland.
8. Barbra’s husband looks a fittle like Jesus
thus Mary might have looked a litde like
Barbra.
9. Neither Jesus nor Barbra had or is known
to have had plastic surgery (yet)!
10. Lastly, both Barbra and Jesus have many
followers and many things written about
them, but only Barbra made a Christmas
album! D
— With a Masters of Divinity, Reverend Trinity
was host of“Spiritually Speaking” a weekly
radio drama, and now performs globally.
info: www.telltrinity.coni . Trinity@tciltrinity.com
Tell Trinity, P.O. Box 23861 . Ft Uuderdale, FL 33307
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