out in the stars
by Charlene lichtenstein
qnotes contributor
December 10-23
The world begins to become a bit more manage
able as three retrograde planets — Mercury,
Jupiter and Uranus — redirect. Not a moment
too soon! Expect the expected surprises, fewer
gaffs and a more relaxing environment. Feeling
bored already?
SAGIHARIUS (11.23-12.22) Ideas and other
creative impulses ferment and pop. Massage your
gay muse and see what can happen and who you
can inspire. Gay Archers make surprisingly great
first impressions, knowing just what to say and
attract some fairly extraordinary people. Don't
waste a moment. Make things happen. You break
through low ceilings and hit the heights.
CAPRICORN (12.23-11.20) There is something deli
cious in the air. Coufd it be the goings on of the pink
Cap as happy homemaker? Domesticity reigns and
so do you when a confluence of happy events spic
es your stew. Make your surroundings comfortable
and relaxing. But, life is not just home and hearth
right now. It is time to tend to your family garden.
Are there a few weeds among the roses?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Stray thoughts take
you far. Charge your brain cells and pump out
a number of excellent theories and opinions.
But, don't just sit there and contemplate your
navel, Aqueerius. Take it to the streets, take it to
a political power base, take it to the media. Use
that fabulous mouth for more than creating a stiff
breeze. Whoosh and it's gone!
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Someone has short shrifted
your major assets while you concentrated on the
small change, Guppie. Step back and view the big
picture when fate shines a spotlight on your fi
nances. There is something fiscally funky that, upon
further examination, can result in a nice windfall.
Carefully review the bottom line and reach between
the cushions for any spare change.
ARIES (03.21-04.^) Proud Rams can bottle and
sell their charm if they can capture every oozing
drop. A confluence of luck and opportunity gives
you great charisma and makes you a superstar
with an adoring following. Better hurry and make
all the friends and connections you can. Before you
know it, the cosmos moves on and attentions turn
elsewhere... .but, not if you wear cellophane suits.
Taurus (04.21-05.21) There is something in the
air that catches your imagination and makes you
rather prophetic. Take advantage of your sixth
Sense and go with your gut and intuition. Queer
Taureans revel in their psychic power. While you
channel the spirits, keep an eye on the rich and
Powerful who conjure up easy access to luxury,
aioney and sex. Some Bulls have all the luck!
Gemini (05.22-O6.21) pink Twins need to spread
fheir wings and make the most of every friend
ship. Sometimes you chaff at the trade-off
between dependence and independence in rela
tionships. But, now, each scenario seems to offer
9 happy balance. And, who knows? Something
9ierely platonic can evolve to much more than a
Warm handshake. So, shake it up, baby!
Cancer (O6.22-O7.23) if you have been plotting
9nd planning your big move, this time period hints
that a great opportunity is near. Grab the gusto and
take a chance on a new professional challenge.
Bance among the suits and make powerful friends,
gay Crab. Then summon your courage and climb
to the heights. Before you know it, everyone will
be looking up your shorts. Better wear underwear.
Leo (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions wax nostalgic at
all their youthful high jinx. Ah, remember when?
Ah, well nobody really cares who and what
you did. Instead of lounging around thinking
of the past, why not go out and create a little
future? You are now commanded to explore and
experience life to the fullest. Explore who and
experience what? Well let's just see.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins find that they
possess more sizzly magnetism than usual
when the fates stir their hot sauce. Sex finds
you at work, at the supermarket, around the
neighborhood or even at the dentist. You do not
have to go out and trawl for it. But, don't waste
your sweet tooth on penny candies. Be discern
ing for a change and select from international
high-end confectionary.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Sitting at home on another
Saturday night? Don't worry, compadre, this
time period guides you to a new, happy relation
ship. But, do not sit at home and wait for it to be
delivered to you like a bag of chicken. Fortune
smiles upon you if you go out and seek it. Travel
far afield. Pick up a copy of "The Field Guide to
Rare Birds" and check outthe plumage.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Little pebbles pile up and
make impressive monuments if everything is in bal
ance. You are in a position to make your molehills
into great mountains if you muster the desire and
drive. Gay Scorps are given a rare opportunity to
show what they can do on a small, detailed level
and have their efforts magnified and appreciated.
What else can be magnified and appreciated?::
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