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MINOR SURCtERY A boy, ten, and his A sign from an attractive house sister,' eiglit, were about, to have along the street in London read:^ operations; the boy, circumcisioh, A BATH, A BSD, A B10MDE,A BOTTLE - and the girl, tonsillectomy. To ONLY ?^2.00. A -Scotch soldier save a lot of curious conversation rapped at the door and inquiring both children were told that they ' of the Ip.dy keeper, asked. May I were to have their .tonsils out inquire if that is a full bbttle They were taken to the hospital to , gether and shared the same room A CLOSE CALL Iri relating close The little boy’s operation took experlences, the following conr place first. When he returned his versation was overheard betv/een sister asked if it hurt,. ’’No,, it Mr, Bob Pender and • Mr. J. Levy: didn’t hurt much, sis,« he replied S^id Mr, Levy ~ Did ' I'ever tell ”but are you going to be surprised yoii about the time I killed^ a when you find out where your ton- man? Well, I did and I ran‘to sils are ?" -the woods to hide. The cops came right behii^id me and I was HAPPY LITTLE FLEA scared stiff « and if I hadn’t Here comes the happy, bounding flea VAKED UP, they VOULD HAVE LOCKED You cannot tell the he from she; ME UP, The sexes look alike you see— But shb cari tell and so can he. STOPPED He—Say whatever became oT tfiose old-fashioned gals vjho He got home from his "party” late fainted x^rhen a boy kissed them? but safe,and was all but undressed She Huhj Whatever became of when wifey, who' had been v/atching the .old-faGhioned boy who made him out of the corner of her eye them faint ? cried out, ”Henryi where is your underwear?'’ ”G-ood G-oshj» exclaimed Recently an old man married a Henry, ’’I’ve been robbed.’’* young girl, and the stcry v/as properly reported on the society Drunk (phoning his wife);"Thas you page of,the city newspaper. But dear? Tell the maid I won’t be the. make-up man went hay-wire, home tonight,» . ,qiid the story appeared under the • " following headline:, ’’Old power I Had a girl plant resumes operation.” Her name was Nellis, She fell in the ocean Fanny was thoroughly angry at Up to-her knees. ' her swimming teacher, ■ ’’The ,(It‘doesn’t'rhyme because it was freah thing, she exclaimed. »Af not deep enough where she fell in) ter I won the/race, he came to ■V , me and said, ”My dear, you kept ’’Willie, ,don’t you like our maid?" your end up magnificently," "Naw,^ I ;hate her. I’d, like to grab .her and bite her neck like Daddy Officer: "Why were you late to does,’” . formation?” • : private: " I squeezed cut too Man entering ^^grbcery store): "I much tocthpasto' and had, a. hard Want to .. get' some , shorts for my timegetting it back in the tube pigs. How much’are they ? " sir,’t G-irl Clerk: "So you’re another one of those wisecrackers, huhi I sup "Whyisdere" somenimor orsisaziz pose„ you’ll be x^anting-brassieres inde fodderland den deris orziz? for your'cows next",^ , \ ; And did you hear this one? . A G-I Joe: ""What’s .the-name of - your soldier in Alaska wrote his bro- new girl? II ' . ^ ther: "I can’t tell you where I G-I John: ”I forget, but- i't ’ s ; some am, but yesterday I shot, a polar thing like■ Chiffonier. " ; - b A week later he wrote ,-ai. Joe: "But a chiffohier is some- his brother again: "I can’t tell thing with drawers.’! . you where I am but last night I G-I John: ” I'guess her'name must; . slept with an Eskimo, » After a- h-ve been Kelly, then. ” ' / " nether v/eek the brotlier got this ' ^ ., ■ “ - • ^ letter, "i can’t tell you where Lana Turner’s got nothin to rave a I am but. I wish, to hell I»'d bout.-: Take off that^sweater -and slept with the polar bear and what has she got. ■' shot the Eskimo.”
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