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The New Sense By Bob
By BOB JOHNSO.N
Yes friends, blazing forth from
the Wangzembi Shiffield Forest
of the mind once more it's
Bungalo Bob and the travelling
mind circus, circia 1888. In the
first ring we have P. T. Nixon
and the tight rope of floundering
faltering indictments. See P. T.
Nixon and his cast of thousands
of the most dedicated public
servants you've ever seen
perform almost impossible
feats. See them balance justice,
and mercy, and honor without
even the support of a net below,
or even the support of most of
America.
And now we take you to Yul
Yippie the “Right On” hippie.
Supporting A Tradition
An editorial writer is often
associated with attempts to
exploit an event or criticize an
individual Unfortunately, this
stereotype is about to seem
tiringly true. However, the in
tention is to support an
American tradition.
Within the past year, Hichard
,\ixon has come under pressure
from virtually every side. Ob
viously the man is not perfect,
nor is anyone else. The president
deserves some of the flack he
hiis received for setting himself
up as a privileged citizen.
TheCJallop Poll (who claims to
know everything ' says everyone
feels .Nixon should resign or be
impeached Well. Mr. (Jallop tell
the .American people what would
happen to the office of the
president if "Czar Richard"
should resign.
The position would be
meaningless after the first
president gave up authority.
After any controversial decision
or scandal, public opinion of the
president falls. The im
peachment of a president,
therefore, cannot depend solely
on public opinion. Resigning
would be an indication that the
president felt himself guilty of
some high crime. The chief's
guilt would be a reflection of the
voting populous. The voters
should have scutinized their
choice for leaders of the nation
just a little better.
Is there a legitimate ground
for the impeachment of Richard
Nixon? Has he committee
treason'’ Has he committee
some high crime detrimental to
the citizens of the United States?
These questions must be an
swered by every voter.
Getting on the bandwagon has
always been a popular pastime.
Yet, something as important as
impeachment is no place to
follow the crowd. It is a place for
independent, individual action,
Atlantic Christian is a hotbed
for crowd pleasers. Maybe, the
time has come for ACC students
to stop being kids and start
acting like the educated per
sonalities they are paying dearly
to develop.
By brk;gs pktway
Opinions On Visitation
The trial visitation period on
campus will be ended after this
weekend. The matter will then
go back to the executive com
mittee on April :i.
Interviews were held with
various members of the college
staff, regarding several points
concerning visitation.
1. IloH do you feel that
visitation procedures have gone
up to now?
.Miss Birnbaum — Visitation
has worked smoothly, without
any major problems.
Dean Nadelnian - Generally,
real well. There have been a few-
major problems such as girls
sunbathing on Waters Hall roof
and some of the house council
haven't taken their major
responsibilities seriously.
.Miss Parrish — It has gone
very well.
Dean W hitehurst - I had not
anticipated any problems with
the procedure.
2. Have the students been
willing to cooperate?
Dean \adelman - Generally
yes. Pour or five have had their
doors kKked but 100's have done
it correctly. However, a handful
could ruin it.
Miss Daniels —Yes, I've been
well pleased. If it continues like
this, I don't see anv problems at
all.
W hat procedures for basing
There will be a joint SGA
meeting of old and new of
ficers Tuesday, April 2 at 6: 30
in Trustee Room.
Koom drawing for women
wil\ be held 'Wednesday, April
3 in Hardy Alumni Hall at
1;00 — for seniors
2:00 — for juniors
3:00 — for sophomores
■Applications for summer
school employment and
financial aid can now be
picked up at the Financial Aid
Office.
visitation on a full-time basis
have to be fulfilled after this 4
week trial period?
Dean .N'adelman -1 see the
fulfilled procedure to be based
on whether the students have
gone by the guidelines NOW. A
large part is based on the parent
write-in.
.Miss Birnbaum — The
procedure needed to be fulfilled
for a full-time visitation depends
on the full participation in the re-
evaluation, Miss Birnbaum
stresses an HONEST evaluation.
The evaluation is in accordance
with the forms requiring the
students reactions.
.Miss Parrish - I have no idea.
I really don't. There hasn't been
any real discussion of it, so I
wouldn't know.
4. Besides student behavior
and voiced opinions concerning
trial visitation, what facts are
going to influence the passing of
visitation on a full-time basis?
Doan Whitehurst —I don't
know.
.Miss Parrish — I wouldn't
know what to say or where to
begin, because I don't know who,
I suppose the President, I'm just
taking it from the point that they
were going to have to see how it
works.
Dean Nadelman —Parents
and alumni influence the board
of trustees in concern with the
emotional, spiritual, and mainly
the financial problems. The
Dean feels that visitation has
little to do with student ap
plications for next year.
However, a few students that are
now attending ACC might leave.
!\Uss Birnbaum —It is difficult
to say or decide just what facts
will influence visitation. It will
be based on the reactions of the
Board of Trustees and their
action.
5. Will the students have a
voice in the final decision con
cerning the passing of visitation
on a full-time basis?
Dean Nadelman —The
students have more of a voice for
its' not passing than for its'
passing. In other words, if the
students were against visitation,
it would STOP. If the students
are for it. they just "keep it
moving." It is up to the students
to initiate visitation, but they
will not have a final say.
Dean Whitehurst —The
executive committee is planning
on sending out another survey to
the students to get their reaction
to the trial visitation. The
responses to these surveys could
influence the final decision on
visitation.
.Miss Daniels —I would think
so. I have no real way of
knowing. 1 do not know what the
procedures would be after this
months' trial.
Miss Birnbaum —The students
had a voice prior to the trial
visitation when the represen
tatives went before thr trustees.
It is difficult to say if the
students will have a final say.
My only suggestion is that the
students speak through their
representatives on the SGA.
Take it away Yul Baby...
"This is Yul Yippie the ‘Right
On' Hippie at Q-D-Do-Do ... and
those last three songs were, in
order, the Eddy Arnold Singers
with In-A-Goda-Da-Vida, Rick
Nelson with Ozzie and Harriet
and the Norman Takeoff Choir
with their boss rendition of 'See
Me, Feel Me, Pinch Me, and
Flush Me,’ and finally Jimmie
Hendrix with his great guitar
medley of Bicycle Built For
Two, My Wild Irish Rose, and
Beethoven's Bowel Movement
from his Fifth."
Thank you Yul Yippie the
"Right On" Hippie for those
inspiring words of casting
broads, or is that broadcasting?
We interupt this insanity for a
word or possibly fifty words of
total nonsense and assorted
mirth ... Playing tonight at the
El Cheapo Theatre is erotic
downtown Middlesex, KUNG FU
MEETS KING KON. This ex
citing adventure flock combines
the best of the King Kong legend
with the furious fists and footies
of the maritial art of KUNG FU.
See Kung Fu King Fu You attack
and destroy King Kong's toenail.
See King Kong step on and
reduce Fu You to a soggy bowl of
Chop Sui. KUNG FU MEETS
KING KONG, tonight at the El
Cheapo Theatre in sensual
downtown Middlesex. Note: all
seats revised.
Today this Forest is being
sponsored by the United States
Armed Forces with affiliates
world wide. The United States
Armed Forces, a growing in
ternational company, invests
your son or maybe even a
nephew or two.
And remember the Collegiate
asks the musical question, “Vi'ho
put the bomp in the bom-she-
bomp-bomp or what in the name
of water melons happened to
Wolf Man Jack’s voice or who
shot Liberty Valence?”
The preceeding an
nouncements were made on
behalf of Adolf Hitler, Attila the
Hun, Nero, and Jack Benny. If
you can make any sense out of
these aforementioned remariis
you'll need a hall pass from the
Scarlet Pumpernel or it will be
grounds for a high paying and
highly provocative position with
the Nixon Administration.
Good night Moyshe, goodnight
Golda, good night Abba, good
night Eban, and good ridance
Richard whoever you are I
Computer Service
Thanks to a contribution of $50
from Pi Gamma Mu and $20
each from students of Political
Science Seminar and the
cooperation of Wilson County
Technical Institute, it has
enabled the political science
department to use the comcuter
facilities at Research Triangle
Park for computer data
analysis. It should be noted that
the computer services provided
by the Research Triangle Park
services about 55 graduate and
undergraduate instituions
through teletype terminals and
is one of the best in the worid.
In Defiance Of Science
Scared, for two weeks I choose
If to write is to win or lose.
Am I safe in cowardly compliance,
Or should I slander the Department of Science?
Are their meals made of something caustic?
Towards my god, they seem agnostic.
Pulling frogs, rats, worms, ferns.
From their sterile, white lab coats.
Why am I here, have I been captured
To be dissected (not die-sec ted),
To be analyzed, studied. My pride
Says I’ll soon be in formaldehyde.
Practicals, microscopes, lab kits.
I'm hysteric, it gives them fits.
Two hour classes on wooden stools,
Hearing lectures, feeling like fools.
Can (really I do) I care if the color of hair
Has something to do with those funny squares.
Or if fungi is half of a lichen,
■With the other half being unicellular?
Will the Monkey Trial bother us here,
Or is the pitiful human all that near
To the monkey swinging on a limb
Who faintly resembles your dear Uncle Jim.
What about primates, zygotes, sporangia?
What makes the world go round is gametangia.
Chemistry, Physics, Botany, the rest
Teachers and people can only detest.
Do I say more, do I dare?
No more from me, it’s their affair.
Still, for me science is a mystery,
Chercher la femme, the Department of History.
BRIGGS PETWAY
Last Annual Flight ^tival
Between Ad. Building and Harper
An Art Club Project
April 1, 4:00 P.M.