I'agc Four
THE BENNETT BANNER
October 29, 1937
Campus Notations
JOKES
■Ml'. \V., iui A. iuul T. I'rosliman,
lii'iiily Itclit'vcs in tlie "TUy, try again”
tlieory. At least it scorned wlien he
calleil to see Miss I-. II., P.ennett fresli-
nian, Friday night and again on Sunday
and was denied tlie privilege eacii time,
time. Oh, well, Mr. W.—Kee)) a-trying.
Freshmen know that A. and T. is
not the only school in (ireensboro—a
fact verified by the fre(juent visits the
young Lutheranite pay at .Tones hall.
For e.\ami)le. (here's the itiiling and
cooing ol' Miss II. T. and Mr. t'. A.;
of Miss 10. I’, and Mr. -M. II.
•Miss F. W. carries on (he tradition
of freshman taking out niiiK'rciassmen.-
We're speaking of Mis,s C. U.'s former
l)oy-rriend, Mr. P. L., of Lutheran,
■Miss J. It. I’, likes the caveman tyi)e,
at least one would tliink so when she
holds hands with I). M. >S., of Living
stone.
Is iliss K. offering Miss .1. ('.
comMetition for the attention of Mr.
1!. :\i.
■\nd believe me, there's a real ro
mance budding between Miss C. L. S.
and ^Ir. (i. P.
Can it be true (hat Xliss I. I’, is tak
ing u|) wi(h Mr. I“. JI. right wliere her
room-mate left oft".' And won't Miss
C. li. iiave something to say about that'.'
And did you know that we have a
freshman (('harlottt') Mae We.st who
asks of a handsome A. and T. fellow—
"Why, don(cha come ui)'n see me some
time'.'"
Can you imagine Mis.s I>. C. stretch
ing two minutes into two liours on
Sunday afternoons when Mr. S. M. Is
calling'.'
Just who is Jliss E. K. Ws real se
cret passion—-11. (J. II., the senior or
II. W., the soi)homore.
Who'll be the winner in the rivalry
for the affections of Mr. M. 1’.—Miss
I!. 15. or Mis.s K. A,'.'
Have you noticed (he twins have a
boy friend between them—Mr. II. C.
‘I iiis casuaTT)T)si'^'(n'lias noticed that
Mr. T. It. S. ('I'eddy to you) has sliifti'd
his attentions from Miss F. I’. L. to
Mi.ss 1. V.
We are pleasc'd to note that in spite
of constant inlerference on (he pait
of "frij'nds," Miss U. A. continues to
hold her own in the affections of
Mr. ,1. II. C.
Dr. Dett Presides at
Vesper Service
A saident failed in examination. He
telegrai)hed his brother, “Failed in all
five. Prepare papa.’’ The brother
telegraphed back. "Papa prepared. Pre
pare .vourself.”
On coming liome from dinner one day
a freshman was causing much e.\cite-
ment because her trunk hadn't come.
An upperclassman very sympathetically
asked, "Do you have your check'/” The
freshman answered very seriously, "Xo,
she always .sends me money orders.”
"Daddy, I don't think mo(her knows
much about raising children,'’ said four-
year-old Mary Jane.
“What makes you think so'.'” asked
the father.
“Well,” said the li;tle girl, "She
makes me go to bed when I'm wide
awake and makes me get uii when I'm
awfullv sleepy.’’
JUNIOR CLASS WILL
GIVE NOVEL PROGRAM
-Vt 4 o'clock on Sunday afternoon,
October L’4. in the Carrie Ilarge
(.'liapel, Kennett College, Dr. K. Na
thaniel Dett, supervisor of tlie Music
department, presentf'd a nuisical ves
pers, The guests artists a])i)earing on
this very int're,sting program were Mr,
Paul Oncley, baritMne, professor of
music jit Woman's College, I'nivei'sity
(►f Xorth Carolina. (Jreenshoro, X.
and Mrs. Paul Oncley, accompanist to
Mr Oncley: Mr. Hernard Mason,
violinist, professor of music at A. and
T, College, (Jreensboro, X. C',: and Mr,
Warner Lawson, accompani.st to Mr,
Mas(m, also of A, and T. Colle.ge. Others
appearing on the program were Jlrs.
Helen Flise Dett, ])ianist, Bennett Col
lege Choir, and the Hennett College
Cinartette, composed of the Misses Min
nie Keeves, Frances Uandall, Phyllis
Shelton, and Frances I,ucas.
Appreciation and Thanks
A group of war veterans were dis
cussing Thanksgiving. One of the
guests was a veteran who had lost both
legs.
“And what have you to be thankful
for?” tliey asked.
“Lots,” he replied, “I’ve got cork legs
and I can put on my socks with thumb
tacks.”
Morrow Drug Go.
813 Ea.st ^Market Street
Phone 9312
GHFFXSHOKO, X.
C.
Patron : "Look here, waiter, I ordered
chicken pie and there isn't a single
piece of ciiicken in it."
"Waiter: '“That's being consi.stent. sir.
We also have cottage cheese but so far
as I know there's not a cottage in it.”
Fnglisbnuui: “:My great grandfather
was made an earl by the King wliose
likeness you see on this coin.”
American ; "That's nothing, Tiie In
dian whose head you see on this one
made an angel out of my great grand
father.
For reaching across the table to help
himself to tlie butter Johnny was
sharply reproved.
"What did you do that for'/” demaded
his father. "Haven't you got a tongue?"
"Yes, sir,” said (he boy. "bu( my
(ongue i.sn't as long as my arms.”
Wee JIaggie, radiant over tiie recent
addition to the family rushed out of
the house to tell (he news.
“Oh, you don't know what we've got
upstairs,” she cried.
“What is if.'’’
“It's a new baby brother.''
"You don't say. Is he going to stay?"
"I tiiink so” (very thoughtfully) —
"He's got his things off.'’
A small girl a.sked lier mother: "If
I grow up and get married, will I liave
a husband like Papa?"
"Yes, my dear." replied the mother,
“.\nd if I do not get married, will I
be an o!d maid like Aunt Susan?”
"Yes," was the rei>ly,
'I'lie little girl thought for a minute,
"Well, I am in a fix,”
“Darling,” slie cooed, "I've .just read
that a man out west traded his wife
for a horse, Y'ou wouldn't exchange
ni(‘ for a horse, would you?'’
"Xever," he replied dutifully, “but I'd
hate to have anyone tem])t me with a
good car.”
Herewith are the five essentials of an
ideal date :
]. She doesn’t eat much.
2, She’s good looking.
She doesn't eat much.
She's a good dancer.
She doesn’t eat much,
—The DcPauUa.
a,
4,
“Who’s afraid they failed on yester
day’s exam?” smiled the teacher.
“Pm not,” said Cookie Postelle, a,s
she hoiK'fully deposited on the desk a
vase of roses, a big red apple, and a
box of candy,—Xcic Mcxico Lobo.
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Telephone 8824
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Greensboro, N, C.
One of the best chapel programs
liresented this year was the one
siionsored by the junior class on
Wednesday, October l!0. The first
part of the program was devoted
to a skit entitled, "Raw Deal
A'ersus Ideal,” written by the
Jfisses Bertha Joyner and Maxine
Davis. Those participating in the
skit were the Misses Frances
I-ucas, Frances Jones, Georgia
Hilary, Sankie ICverette, Evelyn
Stewart. Alice I’atterson, Lisbeth
Edwards, liennie Mae Young,
Itettye Crump, P>ertha Joyner, and
Maxine Davis.
After the .skit the class pre
sented for the first time their class
song, This sung, said to be
beautiful by everyone who heard it,
was composed by the .’\Iisses Alice
Patter.son and I’hyllis Shelton.
First, the song was sung by a
iiuinu'tte composed of Misses
Katherine .Maxwell, Sidney Jlax-
well. Julia Wilson, Uutli Jackson,
and Florence Lig.m, Then the en
tire ,1'unior class stood ui> and
sang it in unison,
• ♦ •
Did You Know That-—
A Little Bird Told Me—
,1, Most distinguished editorial writer
is Jame.s Whitefield Owens, of the
Holtimorc min?
'I. To know one's amazement, At
lanta's (iny Margaret Mitchell got
for “(ione With the Wind,” fabu
lously successful first novel abou; tlie
Civil war?
.‘i, James Itoosevelt, 21, the I’resi-
denCs youngest son, spent .$1,(172 be
tween July 3 and September 8 on
pleasure ?
4. The Fnited States has enough
automobiles so that everyone can ride
comfortably at one time?
5. The cost of living in August rose
10 per cent over July, according to
the Xational Industrial Conference
Board, reaching Tr^er higher than
-August a year ago and 24 per cent
ai)ove the 1!)M:! low?
(I. X-ray movie-s now show internal
organs at wcnk?
7. Helen Keller, deaf and blind
author, underwent an operation for gall
i)ladder at tlie ^layo clinic, Itochester,
Mass, Her coniliticu is satisfactory?
8, Science servict' lias uncovered one
of tiie most incrediMi? parental assort
ments ever found- a 1.5-year-old boy
named Knploo whose father is an Eski
mo and his mother a Yulu from far off
Africa?
!), The coiLStitution of the United
States is I.IO years old?
1(t. Congress passed the Xeutrality
Act last spring?
11. Kussia wants abandonment of
Xon-Intervention plan ?
If a fellow tries to kiss a woman and
gets away with it he's a man ; if he
tries and doesn't get away with it, he’s
a brute; if he doesn't try, but would
get away with it if he tried, he's a
coward; but if he doesn't try, and
wouldn't have gotten away with it. if
he had tried, he's wise.—The Pointer.
The squirrel looked at a freshman,
Then his mother's gaze did meet;
"Yes, darling,” said his mother,
"But that's not the kind \ve eat.”
—Salemite.
Personally, we rei^resent
The minority five per cent.
—OiUlfordian.
That there is an old adage which
says, "Beauty and brains don't go to
gether."—All right freshmen, let's see
what you have?
That Evelyn Porter has given up
bridge for the fa.scinating game called
“Sticks.'’
That iliss Marguerite Xelson doesn't
want people to know that Marcellus'
first name is Catilinus.
That I. C. has lost some of her ego.
Three cheers for I. C.
That J. L. is suffering heart attacks
because lier love believes that “variety
is the spice of life.”
That the freshman class is all right ]
and that any go.'isip )/(-«!/ be the results
of jealousy.
That Jliss 11. A. has the “ideal man.”
Here's hoping you won't be disilUi-
sinned II. A.
That Miss F. L. 11, (a fresliman)
prefers liome products even if A. and T,
is next door,
'I’liat it takes more than castor oil to
give a certain class the work cmt.
That majiy freshmen are majoring in
A(lv(i)icc(I IIurrnonn.
That the sophomores have very
uni(iue ideas this year,
Tliat .Miss D. W, is planning to be
an evangelist.
That Miss J. M. is following in the
too: steps of her bo.s.s.
That Mi'-s J. K, is getting up in the
world—going to the show with A, L,
Is it because of someone's absence?
'I'liat the love bug has bittea C, G,—
to be or not to be in love . . . and get
away with it . . . that is the question.
That I.. W., of the Queen City, and
Mi.ss A. E. L., of a nearby city are se
cret rivals for the love of Mr, W. W,,
of A. and T. Come on, show us gome
real competition.
Tliat there are more Duchesses than
the Duchess of Windsor. X'est pas
K. S.?
That a certain Von and not Von Hin-
denburg has Miss (i. J. on the .spot. Is
it “Xo Alan's Land'’ or is be the hero
of (he hour?
That Jliss D. O. D. is rivaling Itobe
and plans to publish a personal vogue
for 19.'37-'38.
That Miss G. E. has a lot of gold
in her mouth. I've always heard that
the best way to a woman's heart was
through her mouth, meaning giving her
plenty of eats. This young lady has
given me a new version.
That Miss F. S. will give anyone ad
vice on how to practice teach.
That Miss A'. McD. had to go home
for eye strain. Is it because "she only
liad eyes for Mr. Allen Williams?'’
That Mis.s T. is "breezing along”
mighty fast in that new ^■-S. Thanks,
I prefer to walk.
That ('hef makes “A” when it comes
' to cooking rice.
That we're beginning to cut whislcers
on white potatoes and salmon.
That if my identity is discovered I'll
have much explaining to do—so good
bye until you look up and see a cute
little bird?
Famous Sayings of Faculty
Members
Aliss Jones: “Are you trying to be-
funny ?”
Mr. Dickens; “I hope, I hope, I hope.”
Mr. P'arrison : “I love you all, every
last one of you.”
Mrs. McLaurin : “Xow, young ladies,
you're too noisy, modulate your voices.”'.
Aliss Kittrell; “Everybody is stupid
but me.”
Jliss Tate: “This is a scientifie
course.” “Who has been messing with
this radiator.”
Miss Gould : “My pots and pans.”
Miss Player: “Vous frabique, Mile.”’
Miss Johnstone: “It really do not
matter nohow.”
Airs, Simmons: “Has the last bell
rung?'’
Miss Foster: “Tliis class is just as
important as your liistory cla.ss,”
Jliss Hamlin; “Excuse me for being
late,"
•Mrs, Taylor: “You got any money for
me. dear?"
Dr. Dett: "(iood morning, girls.”
Airs. Dett; “I wish you would find
the hymns before you come here.'’
Aliss Darden: "Well, I'll just give
you a dose of oil.'’
Afr. Well : “Xow, can you not see,
my dear students.'’
Air, Alorton: “Xow, ladies, I can’t
take but one of you at the time,”
Air, Worniley: “Xow, now when I
was at the hotel in Xew York,”
Afi.ss Jetton : “He just sent me some
beautiful flowers,”
Things We Gan Do
Without
The administration’s definition of
‘•convenient” when applied to radios.
Seniors' ’‘balls.”
“Dean F. S.’s" deaning,
G, II,'s sarcasm,
E, P, L,'s Aft, Olivian accents,
11, r>,'s Xew York brogue,
Ala Alac's telegrams.
Faculty's dancing'; cjasj.
Kent-Pfiffer Feud,
Freshmen initiation as imposed by
class of '4(1.
Intrusions upon “penthouse” (3rd
floor privacy).
F. It.'s "oriental hat,”
Aly best thoughts come after 10:00
o'clor-k—practically my only thoughts—
at 1:00 I get sleepy. What can one do
in three hours? I give up.—Guilfovdian.
JESSIE WATKINS
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