STOREROOM NEWS By Jim Bradley The second month of Winter is almost gone, and who can complain. The weather has been just fine—a little damp, perhaps. The butter and egg business must have been very good last year, since Louis Pickelsimer has graduated into the cattle and hog business in a big way this year. He has purchased a new pick up truck to make deliveries, if he can remember to take his emergency brake off. Louis is not the only prosperous one around here. J. A. Crisp has purchased a Dynaflo Buick, which, Slim Owens informs us, has everything except the sink. Mack Feaster is stepping out in a new Dodge. Here’s hoping that Dick Allen has more luck at the next Bingo Party, especially if he has to draw for the prize. If there is anyone who wants to hear a good musical program, contact Louis Pickelsimer. He has just learned to sing "Mule Train.” Dewey Edwards has just learned that Louis has been spending his evenings in the barn, practicing on this song. STICK LIKE A STAMP There was a little postage stamp No bigger than your thumb, But still it stuck right on the job Until its work was done. They licked it and they pounded it ’Til it would make you sick, But the more it took a licking Why, the tighter it would stick. So friends, let’s be like the postage stamp In playing life’s rough game. And just keep on a sticking Though we hide our heads in shame. For the stamp stuck to the letter Til it saw it safely through; There’s no one could do better. Let’s keep sticking and be true. —Unknown Many people shove and bluster through life, following the theory of the man who believes he doesn’t need driving manners if his truck is big enough. The real wealth in the world is created by those who say, "What can I do to improve the situation?” and not, "What can I do to profit by it.” The above cartoon is somewhat self-explanatory, since we do know that a person’s vision has a tendency to fade as they grow older. The Visual Survey that is being conducted throughout our plant at the present time, will be a great help to our personnel in over-coming such embarrassing incidents as that shown above. In addition to bringing out the weakness of vision for those who have never worn glasses, the Ortho- Rater tests have proven to numerous employees that their present glasses did need changing. Lets not forget that we are dependent on our vision in practically every walk of life, and that we are due it to ourselves and those dpendent upon us, to have our eyes checked at regular intervals. NOTICE TO GARDENERS All requests for employees gardens must be in by March 1st. Contact Bob Bolt, or leave your request at the Personnel Department. Isn’t it strange that princes and kings And clowns that caper in sawdust rings, And common folks like you and me Are builders for eternity? To each is given a bag of tools, A shapeless mass and a book of rules; And each must make, ’ere life has flown, A stumbling block or a stepping stone. If you want to see how important you really are in the world, just stick your finger in a bucket of water and then look at the big hole it leaves when you pull it out.

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