MAINTENANCE
By R. L. Parker
Well, here it is—the month
of famous men. Wonder if
that is the reason we have so
many new Papas in our de
partment this month. At any
rate, we found John Cassell,
Jr., B. J. Hooper, Remus
Roper and George Souther
passing out cigars this past month. If anyone
missed out on their cigar, I believe it would be
proper to ask for one yet.
We sure hope the flu has played out by now.
But, in case someone might still have the flu, or,
in case some one might be taken down with it,
they might ask D. L. Thorne for his remedy. We
hear that D. L. has a sure cure. In fact, you could
almost say that it is a "cure or kill remedy. But,
before trying his remedy, you might find out the
effects of it first.
Rumor has it that Furman Bennison has been
looking a little sickly of late. Wonder if he might
have a slight case of flu? If so, he might be able
to use Thorne’s remedy.
That’s all the news for now, see you next month.
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he’d started as service boy in Finishing.
James Watson, Crain Snipes, Calvin Greer and
Andrew Hair were all out a few days with the flu
this month, but are back with us.
Dallas, we’re glad that your wife is back home
after her operation and is doing Q. K.
Charlie Clark says he enjoys seeing Bob Whit
aker down on his knees fixing his trim winder.
Bob, when you’ve fixed your trim winder, how
about fixing Charlie’s convertible.
Heath Allison has lost a lot of weight. Could it be
because of worrying about his girl? They say
women will turn you grey headed. Heath.
Three boys on our shift took their vacations dur
ing January; Horace Blythe, Bob Stewart and John
Watson. We hope all you fellows had a nice time.
"C" SHIFT FINISHING
By Robert Taylor
Here I’m trying to meet
the deadline without much
news. Speaking of. deadlines,
I’ll have two next month —
Echo News and Income Tax.
Well, it looks as tho’ things
are happening double this
month. Edgar Hollifield and
Cecil Camp each had a car to burn up. Sorry to
Pictured above are (top photo) Randall, 10 mo.,
(lower photo) Linda, 5V2 and David, age 3,
sons and daughter of Mr. and Mrs. James Gevedon.
James is in Cellophane Maintenance and Mrs. Gev
edon is a former employee of the Physical Lab.
hear of this fellows.
Anyone wanting to make any bets on basket
ball games, just see Richard Tinsley. He’ll only
want you to give him 25 or 30 points.
If at any time you think you are hearing a radio,
just look back in the tubes position. It’s only Rob
ert Smith giving all the commercials.
Harry Blake reports a good profit on the calf he
cheated Fred Connor out of a few months ago.
It is good to see all back at work after being out
a few days with the flu. This seems to be about all
the news I have this month. See you in the next
issue.
Judge: "I’ll let you off with a fine today, but
another day I’ll send you to jail.” “Sort of a
weather forecast, eh, Judge?”, the culprit replied.
"What do you mean?” the Court asked.
"Fine today, cooler tomorrow,” was the reply. '
Sportsman’s patch kit contains some 230 square
inches of assorted materials for patching boat and
motor covers, hunting and fishing clothing, can
vas and rubber boats, tents, tarpaulins, raincoats,
waders, boots, boat cushions, and other articles
made of canvas, leather, rubber or plastic.
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