•A" SHIFT CASTING By James Shook We are all wondering if the thing Bob Miller has been pulling behind his car up and down the road is a truck or a wagon. Fisher has been laughing about how he took Bob’s money for the old truck he had junked. Tom Cooper and Melvin Atkinson are planning another fishing trip to the "Axe-handle hole” next season. James McCoy wants to go along to help carry the fish. Spurgeon Ashe said the coon that he and Fisher hunted all night and finally caught turned out to be a fume thrower. It was black with a white striped tail—funny looking coon, I must say. If you think you are sick, see Dr. Henry Heath- erly and take his advice. I will guarantee your aches and pains will all be over. We can’t decide who has the best looking mus tache, John Ashe or J. B. McCall. I do think John needs to use just a little more color-bak, and may be J. B. could trim his out just a shade more through the middle. With just a little more trim ming on both the boys, Clark Gable wouldn’t have a chance. Henry McCormick said that the Florida Sun shine and salt water were wonderful during his recent vacation. Wonder why Ernie Rector is trading his Mer cury for an A-Model? Playing golf is like paying taxes—you drive hard and wind up in the hole. "Q" SHIFT CASTING By Charles Warren Herb Hall has bought himself some trouble. He was the only one of the "C” Shift Casting crew who didn’t have some of the troubles that almost everyone has. But now he has it too—an auto mobile. But we hope Herb enjoys his "trouble”. Hershall and John are trying to get into the cattle business. If anyone knows where there is some scrub stock, please notify them. Bill Hooper is learning to be a carpenter. Built himself a porch on his house. But I really think he needs some different tools. Using a butcher knife for a hand saw is slow work. SERVICE CREW By Lawrence Tipton The boys of the Service Crew had a very enjoyable time and all the chicken they could eat, up at Camp Straus a few nights ago. This chick en supper was given by their foreman, Paul Sitton Bill Huffman brought along one-half bushel of peanuts. Grady Patter son, being a great lover of peanuts, showed up for work the next days a very sick man. Clarence Pearson was not surprised at Patterson’s being sick. He said that he told him to take them out of the hull before eating them. The latest report is that Lee Milkr has bought a new 1947 Ford. This seems to be an unusual car—it uses vim-herb instead of gasoline. Junior Chapman has been labled public enemy No. 1 since he was caught driving with only one tail light burning. Junior you must learn to obey the law, or it will cost you. What’s this rumor about Bill Huffman having his wife to come down and hold his hand while he was giving a pint of blood? Could it be that Bill can’t stand the sight of blood—or could it be that he could not trust himself with some of those beautiful nurses. The boys of this department wish to welcome William McCrary to the Service Crew. One thing McCrary, don’t let Junior get you down with that line of his. He tries it on all new men. Be seeing you soon. A number of "plasma extenders” or "expand ers” have been developed synthetically for use un der emergency conditions to combat shock but none does the job of human blood or plasma. ■ ^ '' ^ Radiant Electric Heat Screen—for use anywhere in the home—consists of a specially-designed 20 by 30 inch Thermo-Ray radiant electric heat panel with an hermetically sealed electric element. Pro tected against any mechanical, electrical, or fire risks, the asbestos-type heater panel is said to be unbreakable, shatterproof, and to operate without flame or glow, giving off no noises. SHHHH! Family nervous? Can’t relax? Pop’s a-figurin’ Income tax! 29