PINIONS
LETTER TO
THE EDITOR
I |Dearest Editor:
As I gaze through blurred angry,
jeyes, I see the clock shouting 1:58
a.m. at me. The dorm is silent as
jmy pen should be; however, what
I wish to say to you must be said
now while it is still clear in my
mind. I have procrastinated this
letter for several weeks, but to
night’s event brought those of the
past to mind. I feel that the fol-
lowinE events require the atten
tion of SOMEBODY.
I returned to the dorm village
around 1:15 after spending six
final hours on my literature paper.
Walking back from Upinsky with
cold fingers stiff from typing, I
knew the dorm would be locked.
After searching in vain for an awake
resident to let me in, I resorted to
asking the security guard on duty
to let me in. 1 asked hun very pol
itely, complete with “please,” only
to be glared at and rudely
“Yeah.” (If my boyfriend had not
been standing behind me, I would
probably be writing you from out
side my dorm.) Mv escort attemp
ted pleasant small talk walking to
the dorm; I pleasantly said,
“Thank you. Goodnight.” He not
only did not answer me but let the
door close loudly behind me. So
ends Event Number 1.
In an effort to suppliment my
income, I worked nights until
3:00 a.m. As the security guard
escorted me to my dorm to let me
in, he recited the following lines:
“This is not my ball of wax, letting
you girls in after hours. You are
going to have to decide whether
your want to be in or out of the
dorm between 1 and 6 a.m. ...”
His sharp words continued, but I
don’t remember any more. That
was enough. He (incidentally, the
same guard as tonight) was very
rude and succeeded in making me
feel small and troublesome. Also,
I know girls who have had to sit
iti Vance Hall until the guard
decided to let her in her dorm;
another eirl sat on the wall next
to her dorm until she could wake
someone in the dorm to let her in.
So end Events II, III, and IV.
continued page 3
1786
For the year Jan. 1-12/31, 1786 or whenever you get around to it
Dept, of the Office of the Vice-Chancellor for Financial Affairs
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UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT ASHEVILLE
COLLECTIVE SALARY FORM
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Name of Organization
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Present Address of Addressee Organization or Third-to-Second
Advisory Board of Aforementioned (unless greater than line 2 above)
Second-to-last Supervisbry Board
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THE RIDGERUNNER
3.
City, Town, P.O. Box, Shoe Size
Is Your Address Greater Than Une 41?
If Yes, Why? |
For UNC-A
Use Only
Requested by
4*/^' Dept, of Agriculture
A. How many typewriters do you have?
B. Type
C. Do any of them play the flute?
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X
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41. Have you rotated
your tires lately?
yes
no
You Are
Here
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5.
Do you plan to leave the country? And if so, how?
Plane
Boat
Otherwise
6.
Wages, SalariesTips, Extortion;
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Attach 1787 forms
to your forehead with
heavy-duty staple-gun
Do you live within
2 miles of a decent
pizza place?
yes no
Extra Cheese
7 Remunerations:
If less than Gross Reimbursements
then File Schedule Q (see page 14 of.
Joy of Cooking)
g Gross Influx:
E. Yes?
F. No
9. Money you made;
If less than' $2,000.00 plus
more or less, list Schedule
b without not filling in Part II
and R3, but more than line 8
10.
What about all that cash
hidden in the political science
department cookie jar?
I j If line 7 is bigger than a breadbox or more, go to
line 43 (form opt after next term II) for salary due
If no, File UNC-A Tire
Rotation Schedule L.
Tliink of a number
between 1 and 10.
yes
no
14.-
15.-
16.-
Enter number of
Boxes checked
Enter number of
Boxes entered
12.
Subtract 13 from 14
Answer,
13.
How would you like a good sock in the jaw?
Enter number of
checkered boxes
Reimbursement Schedule:
Tuesday to Friday
or Friday to Tuesday
Between 1-2:45 on Tues.
BY MARILYN B. POWELL
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