PAGE FOUR
THE RUTHERFORD RECTANGLE
MARCH, 1932
Campbell Cra^l
Hobo: “Lady, I don’t know where
my next meal is coming from.”
Maw Dew: ‘-Well, this is no in
formation bureau.”
According to Prof. Garrett, lots of
people commit suicide so that they
can see their names in the paper.
Tom Walters told me that the
greatest water power known to man
is the woman’s tears.
Doctor: “I’m sorry but I can’t cure
your husband’s talking in his sleep.”
Mrs. Washam: “Can’t you give him
something to make him talk more
distinctly?”
Prof. Johnston: “What is a vacu
um ? ”
Williams: “I can’t explain it, but
I have it in my head.”
Lynch: “Some students went out
last night on a hunting trip.”
Willis: “Hunting for what?”
Lynch: “Rutherford College’s Cen
tral Heating Plant.”
Mother (to little son)—“Can you
tell; me the name of the worm whose
lal^rs have helped to produce my
new, beautiful silk gown?”
So'riny—“Yes, papa!”'
foof. Johnston—“I just received a
letter from my small son—^the first
he Jever wrote.”
Pirof. Cathey—“How much did he
ask' you for?” ' ,
Stella—“Oh, there is still sonle dew
on these beautiful flowers you brought
me.’’
Goodson—(absently)—^“Yes, I know,
but I’ll settle up, for them on pay
day.”
Whitener—“Why didn’t that man
buy anything? What did he want to
see?”
Clerk in dime store—“Me, tomorrow
night.”
Blue Ridge Five Trip
Rutherford *
(Continued froni Page 3)
F. Willette (3) F. Wilkins (16)
F. Hutchison
C. Deal (c) (7)
C. Kelly (8)
G. Pierce (1)
G. Sigmon (2)
G. Alexander (5)
(j. Ridenhour (1)
C. Williams (19)
C. Surratt (3)
G. Bryson (6)
G. Thompson (4)
G. Yearwood
Trip
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a leading score throughout the game.
The score at half-time was 27-12 in
their favor. Rutherford fought des
perately all the way through, but the
Wingate players were hitting the bas
ket from all angles of the court.
For Rutherford, Kelly was high
scorer with 10 points and Ridenhour
played a nice defensive game.
For Wingate, York with 18, Har
rington with 17, and Coble with 12
points set the pace. Gaddy was awake
on the defensive plays.
C. Scott Howland Presents
! Third Lyceum Here
; (Continued from Page 1)
Mr. Howland pointed out that with
the modem devices, whaling is not
real sport as it was in the old times.
Today, whales are killed by powerful
electricity without endangering the
lives of the men on the ships.
The student body was indeed for
tunate in having the opportunity of
hearing a man who really knows the
industry as Mr. Howland does, and we
assure him that his program was
greatly appreciated.
Ministerial Band Resumes
Work With Spirit
(Continued frpm Page 1)
Boyce withdrew his membership by
leaving school to return to his home
in Polkton, North Carolina.
Brothers Womble and Willis spent
a recent week-end in Lenoir where the
latter preached at the Oak Hill Bap
tist Church. Brother Sides exhorted
January 29 at Warlick’s Chapel after
spending the week-end with Brother
Lowman, a ministerial student from
that vicinity. Brother Kirby, a student
here and pastor of Westend Methodist
REPRESENTING W. A. NASH CLOTHING COMPANY
AND COLT’S SHOE COMPANY
Suits And Shoes Made To Measure^—Satisfaction Guaranteed
FRANKLIN B. CAMPBELL, Burke Hall, Room No. 2
Rutherford College, N. C.
is no man, if with his tongue, he
can-
not win a woman.
Ramblers Defeat Campbell
Here 38-36
(Continued from page 1)
CAMPBELL
FG
F
TP
F. Gaylord
... 2
2
6
F. Hooker
... 0
2
2
C. Matthews
... 2
2
6
C. Redfern
... 0
0
0
G. McKelvey
... 1
0
2
G. Height
... 3
0
B
G. Taylor
6
2
14
Totals
14
8
36
Rutherford Drops Two
on
Morganton Hardware Company
—The Home of—
SPORTING GOODS
Football, Tennis and; Golf Equipment
THE PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE
VAIDESE, N. C.
Agents—
NORRIS’ GANDIES
PARKER PENS
“We Appreciate Your Patronage’’
RUTHERFORD COLLEGE, Inc.
ESTABLISHED 1853
A Standard Junior CoUege ofEering two years of
high school and two years of college work, fully
accredited.
For catalogue or other information, address
L. S. WEAVER, Executive Secretary,
Rutherford Gollege, N. G.
Don’t kill your wife—send us your dirty work
VALDESE DRY CLEANERS AND SHOE SHOP
We Always Please.
“Tested and Approved by Everyone.”
Church, near Hickory, is being aided
with his choir work by John Gibbs.
Other boys have been working among
the sick of the student body.
At the beginning of the third quar
ter the following officers were elect-,.
ed: President, J. Max Brandon, Jr.;
Vice-President, G. E. S. Miller; Sec
retary, Billie Sides;, and. Treasurer,
W, W. Hagar.
JO SHOPPE
Eats Drinks
BASEMENT
COLLEGE DORMITORY
WE ARE IN COMMAND
Tar Heel Bread
GOOD FOR TABLE
GOOD FOR TOAST
j
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Tested and Accepted
American Medical Assn*
I WALDENSIAN BAKING CO.
\
valdeseI n. c.
CLAY PRINTING COMPANY
PRINTERS
LITHOGRAPHERS
Phone 167
HICKORY, N. C.
Electricity,
“The Servant In The Home”
■
Electric Irons
Percolators
Light Bulbs
■
USE ELECTRIC HEATERS
To drive off the chill these
March Mornings
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SOUTHERN PUBLIC
UTILITIES CO.
HICKORY, N. G.