NEWS BRIEFS
Part-time Jobs
The Biltmore United Methodist Church is looking for two musicians to fill
part-time jobs in Asheville. The church needs a part-time organist and a part
time choir director.
Send resume and references to the Biltmore United Methodist Church, in
care of Leah Knuth, 376 Hendersonville Rd., Asheville, N.C., 28803.
Student Hotline Established
A new group calling itself Students Helping Students is setting up a hotline
to counsel students in need, according to student organizer Kerry Franks.
Campus counselor Steve Martin is the faculty advisor.
Right now, SHS can be reached by writing Brevard College P.O. Box 256.
By the next issue of The Clarion, they will have a phone and an office on cam
pus.
BC Takes to the Air
Brevard College’s best music can now be heard on the radio.
WPNF (AM 1240) of Brevard is airing “Second Sunday,” a show featuring
EC’s musical talents at 1 p.m. on the second Sunday of each month.
Jacksonville, Fla., freshman guitarist Lance Haugan, along with the
Brevard College Jazz Ensemble, will be featured on the Feb. 13 show.
The program is produced by BC’s Tony Sirianni and hosted by Choral
Director Mark Nabholz.
Update on Intramurals
Basketball Intramurals are underway with seven men’s teams and five
women’s teams. The regular season runs through Feb. 15 and a playoff tour
nament will be held the week of Feb. 20.
Intramural Badminton will begin on Monday, Feb. 6. Competition will be
offered in men’s and women’s singles and mixed doubles. Please see Jan
Gillean in MG 105 for sign-up.
Intramural Bowling will begin on Tuesday, Feb. 14. The entry deadline is
Feb. 9.
Spring Break Trip to Cumberland Island
A backpacking trip to Cumberland Island will be offered during Spring
Break. Cumberland Island is off the coast of Georgia and has been establish
ed as a National Seashore.
The trip will leave campus on Sat. March 4 and return on Sal. March 11.
The group will camp on the island from Sunday through Friday.
For more information, please see Jan Gillean in Room 105 in McLarty-
Goodson.
Study Abroad in Costa Rica
BC’s Foreign Language Department, in conjunction with UNC-C’s Depart
ment of Foreign Languages and Center for International Studies, is organiz
ing a group of students to participate in a summer study program in San
Jose, Costa Rica. Costa Rica, also known as the "garden spot of the
Americas,” is one of the most peaceful countries in the western hemisphere,
and is an ideal place for an enjoyable study abroad.
The summer study in Costa Rica is scheduled to begin Saturday, June 3,
and to return on Saturday, July 1, 1989. The cost is approximately $1200,
which will include tuition, housing in a private home, two meals daily,
several field trips, and insurance. Anticipated round-trip airfare from
Charlotte to San Jose (via Miami) is under $500. The summer study in Costa
Rica is open to anyone interested in obtaining six semester credit hours,
easily transferrable, according to UNC-C’s study abroad office. Students at
all levels of Spanish comprehension are welcome, and a proficiency test will
be administered upon arrival in San Jose, to help officials determine the
course levels needed.
For more information, contact Judy Pascale, in MG 109. Remember,
space is limited , so get your applications in as soon as possible.
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The Clarion February 1, 1989 Page 3
Mr. Brevard tells
brutes from beauts
by Barbnru Sliuffer
C.lariitn Rei>orU"r
Attention Brevard women! Are you
bored of Miss Universe, Miss America, or
even Miss Brevard Pageants? How would
you like to see the men of Brevard College
display themselves on stage in order to win
the title “Mr. Brevard 89”? Well, ladies,
here is your chance to add a little excite
ment to your lives. A date is set for
February 5 for the Mr. Brevard Pagent.
Not all of the details are worked out yet,
but Kim Penland assures that this project
is not a way to make fun of the Miss
Brevard Pageant, and (as a matter of
fact), some of the guys here at Brevard ap
proached Kim with the idea. A committee
will be formed within the next few days,
and Kim hopes to get enough brave men to
audition. Kim says, “This pageant can go
both ways, but if we don’t get over 15 guys,
I don’t think they can be serious about it.”
So what will become of the Mr. Brevard
Pageant if there aren’t enough guys to
make it work? Kim says that they will
dress up in evening gowns and bathing
suits. I don’t know about the rest of you
girls, but I’d rather see a guy dressed in a
flashy tuxedo rather than an evening
gown, so get your boyfriends or even that
cute guy that sits on the other side of the
room in English class to join in and make
this pageant a success.
Among the girls interviewed, this is
what they have to say; Kristi
Hochman-‘’Why not! If there’s a Miss
Brevard Pegeant, then why not have a Mr.
Brevard Pageant?” Tracey Wunsch-“I
think it’s awesome!” Amy Williams-“I
think we should have it. I’d like to see some
sexy guys!” Leslie (}oodwin-“I think it
would be cute.” And my favorite state
ment of all was given by Susan Engel, "It
will give us a chance to separate the men
from the boys.” That’s what the girls have
to say on what they think about this
pageant, but what do the guys have to say?
Most of the guys I have talked to are not
really interested in it, but the few who are I
have a list of guys that a group of girls in
Jones Dorm have recommended. They are
as follows: Rusty Rogers, John
Hackworth, Tim Jackson, Kurt Lehnart,
Scott Rawlings, David Hensley, Brad Dod
son, Mike Cole, Matt French, Dennis
Moody, Aaron Kerr, Chris Sammond, Ron
Connor, Duane Moore, Jose Patino, and
Wayne Graham.
So all you guys out there, please try and
make this pageant work. We all know you
like the Miss Brevard Pageant, so return
the favor and let us women enjoy a Mr.
Brevard Pageant. Anyone interested in
auditioning can speak to Kim Penland.
Her office is locat^ in the Student Union,
upstairs in the pool room. Go for it and
good luck!
Poets Corner
“Genetic Failure; Real Jungle Hysteria”
Mountain grapes and earthquaking bananas
animals that milk themselves
under the sultry blue sky
earth twisted and tied
tie-dyed
under seige by the terrorist fly
real!
And a giant ant
captures the throne
ants the largest
of all animals known
Might is right
rules over the pen
good ants, bad ants
hungry as sin
Real Jungle!
Sadistic-looking apes wearing Satan bandanas
animals make slaves out of elves
under the poultry blue sky
earth twisted and tied
tie-dyed
under seige by the terrorist fly
Real Jungle Hysteria!
“Listen to the birds
they are so loud
beautiful “noise” now
but how
by the spell
of genetics
did this happen?”-a squirrel whisners.
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