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Volume 70 APRIL 30, 2002 Issue 3
...inside this issue,..
...of interest
page 2
...profiles
page 3
...graduates
page 4
COLLEGE SENIORS VS. FRESHMAN
by ERNESTINE MONTGOMERY, PhD
Freshman: Are never in bed past noon.
Seniors: Are never out of bed before noon.
Freshmen: Read the syllabus to find out
what classes they can cut.
Seniors: Read the syllabus to find out what
classes they need to attend
Freshmen: Bring a can of soda into a lec
ture haE.
Seniors: Bring a jumbo hoagie and six-j>ack
of Mountain Dew into recitation class.
Freshmen: Call the professor “professor.
Seniors: Call the professor “Bob.”
Freshmen: Would walk ten miles to get to
class.
Seniors: Drive to class if it’s fiirther than
three blocks away.
Freshmen: Memorize the course material
to get a good grade.
Seniors: Know where their next class is.
Maybe
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Summer School
* Session 1: May 20* — June 28th
* Session II: July 15* - August 16
Graduation
* Saturday, May 11* at 9:00 a.m. on the Fall ^mester
Academic Quadrangle
Residence Halls close on Sunday, May
12* at 10:00 a.m.
* Returning students arrive on Monday,
August 26*
* Classes begin on Thursday, August
29*
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