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Opinion The Clarion \ September 21, 2007 A good sandwich is hard to find by Brian Randall Staff Wrtier A good sandwich can be a capstone in one’s day. That’s what I needed Tuesday night: a delicious sandwich to carry me through the arduous processes of a research paper. What the difference between a sandwich and a superior culinary masterpiece of deliciousness (SCMPD) is as debatable as what makes good art. In art, the final creation is the careful infusion of all the “happy strokes”. In a sandwich, the more scrumptiousness you infuse, the better the SCMPD. What infuses delectable toppings better than grilling? Nothing. So, I went to Coltrane, ordered a fine SCMPD, and ask to have it grilled. Expecting the best sensory experience of my day, I took a bite. Rather than biting into a crisp melted sub, I bit into a sub slightly smooshed with symmetrical horizontal grill lines. This was as traumatic as not getting my well deserved gold star in 2"** grade. Not cool, Coltrane, not cool. When asked to answer for the non-grillage, an undisclosed source had this to say, “The sandwiches are all smooshed man.” Is smooshed ever a good thing? Think: road kill; your face after fighting Batman; a stepped on M&M. Need I say more? I’ll be the first to blame the grill, not the man, because Skip is the man. He knows cooking. When asked what is The Essence of Grill? he responded, “ It’s texture ... melted, crisp.” My man. Skip will make you a SCMPD, just ask for it toasted. [Coltrane Sandwich Terminology: Grilled = cold, smooshed. Toasted = Melted, Crisp, Dehcious.] I ate one half-smooshed and brought the other half home and toasted it. Both halves yummy, however, in comparison, the difference was like having an Oreo and then your friend’s hot mom’s fresh homemade cookies. 7/?e Clarion Senior Staff Editor in Chief: Aaron Palmer Managing Editor: Joseph Chilton News Editor: Ben Goff Copy Editor: Rhea Frederick Business Editor: Kyle Hamilton Layout & Design: Position open Opinion Editor: Mandi Pearson Photo Editor: John Billingsley Arts & Life Editor: Zack Harding Business Manager: Emily Clark Sports Editor: Amethyst Green Faculty Advisor: John B. Padgett Other Staff Nabil Aasiya-Bey Travis Ellis Charles Jordan Jacob Roland Carrie Bowen Joe Holliday Anne Martin Jeron Sykes Scott Brown Madelyn Ivey Marc Newton David Ulloa Zach Browning Shawn James Zachary Porch Alec Woodard Sara Duncan Johnie Jones Brian Randall What Liz said by Rhea Frederick Copy Editor After attending the “BC Recycles” club meeting Monday night, I was extremely disappointed in the lack of involvement from the student body, here at Brevard College. As a freshman, it is not so impressive that there were only 4 active members in the BC Recycles program, and now with interested freshmen and transfer students, the grand total makes 9. 9 out of675 students working their butts off to make BC’s campus recycling program successful is not going to cut it. Brevard College is known as an environmental friendly college, and the only way for it to keep that status, is for people to become involved. Our job in the BC Recycles program is to inform you about recycling on campus and make sure that you are aware of the “blue bins and sheds”. We want you to engage in a community that has a little more than a minute concern for our environment, not only through recycling but awareness as well. There are many activities available on campus, but the next time you are sitting around whining about not having anything to do, come help us make BC a wonderful place to study, live, and work. For more information, e-mail Peter Thompson President of BC Recycles, at thompsonp@brevard.edu. Just a note, To make sure your opinions are puDNshed ir ‘ 8 Unsigned editorials represent the collective opinion of the staff of The Clarion. Other opinions expressed on this page are those of respective authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the faculty, staff or administration of Brevard College. E] Letters Policy The Clarion welcomes letters to the editor. We reserve the right to edit letters for length and content. All letters intended for publication must be signed. All correspondence should be mailed to: The Clarion, Brevard College, One Brevard College Drive, Brevard, NC 28712 Send Email to: clarion@brevard.edu a timely manner, ease send them to . arion@Drevard.edu by Wednesday at 5:00p.m.
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