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Feb. 1, 2008 \ The Clarion ARTS & LIFE Page 11 ATTHEMOVffiS Editor-In-Chief Joseph Chiiton gives you giimpses of what to expect from the movies currently piaying on the big screen. Cloverfield: Not since the heyday of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man has a creature wreaked as much havoc on New York City as does the monster in this film. Warning: the cinematography of this film is similar to that of The Blair Witch Project, meaning that it may give some viewers a feeling in their stomach like they ire watching Two Girls, One Cup rather than a surprisingly good sci-fi thriller The Bucket List: Sappy film about two dying men who are trying to fulfill all their life dreams before they “kick the bucket.” If you’ve ever heard the song “Live Like You Were Dying,” you get the concept and can skip this film because it isn’t memorable to the point where seeing it will make it onto anybody’s bucket list. Rambo: Another attempt by Sylvester Stallone to cash in by bringing back a character that he played well 20 years ago. Unfortunately for Sly, action heroes are more effective when they don’t have to drink Ovaltine after an excruciating fight. Meet the Spartans: A silly spoof of 300. If you liked The Comebacks then this is just the film for you... wait, nobody liked The Comebacks. First Sunday: What could be better than a movie about Ice Cube and Tracy Morgan robbing a church? Actually, don’t mswer that, because just about anything is better than what I just described. Juno: Tackles the subject of teen pregnancy with honest insight, comedy, and feeling, an amalgam that is rarely seen on film. Plus, look for a great cameo by Dwight from The Office. Do you like to draw cartoons? Do you think you're witty enough to write horoscopes? Can you write sarcastic columns tearing apart the careers of popular icons? If so, there is still time to sign up for COM 106 for next semester. Have fun working for The Clarion, and get class credit tool HOROSCOPE Aries-1 am so sorry for you. It appears that someone close to you might be spreading nasty gossip about your personal life for their own social advantage. Be weary and keep a sketchy eye and ear out for conversations conceming your embarrassing behavior behind closed doors. Lucky Color- Exposed Rust Taurus- Check it out, you might as well spread your arms open because someone you know is trying to rekindle a lost relationship or friendship, but don’t be too open that your jaw drops when they ask you for money you don’t have. Lucky Color- Molded Cherry Gemini- You might fmd something really special in common with someone you don’t expect. The day will be miraculous or awkward. Do intense research on STD’s and lame books just to keep the conversation flowing you little catch! Lucky Color- Shrimp Pink Cancer- Stay in tune with your mental and physical health because some of the things that your doing on your own time might affect you one day. In other words, don’t swallow the guilt, just regurgitate it and lie to your family and friends, then swallow again. Lucky Color- Dismal Fog Leo- Don’t let your friends or people at work push you around. Stand up for yourself and say what you really want to say. Don’t take any prisoners or hot Bologna. Be the dream and own people. The tears and verbal abuse will fuel your never-fading fire inside, and soon you’ll view people as marshmallows. Lucky Color- Devastation Yellow Virgo- Help! Help! Go help people who are in need of a serious reality check. The endeavors will make you a better person, unless they try to analyze you and cut yoi down to size. If that happens, take everything back and say it was a joke as you guys laugh it over in the clinic. Lucky Color- Burden Red Libra- Don’t get all special when you fmd the first good opportunity you could take. Be patient and open minded and see what other options are available. If you missed a good shot at happiness, then oh well. Just forget about it and congratulate your flawed friends who took your job, girlfriend, and family’s love for you. It’s all good! Lucky Color- Scorned Orange Scorpio- Its time to do some dealing and healing. You’re going to have to point ov someone’s mistakes in order to make them a better person. Make sure to calm them down if they get defensive. It’s not your fault they have apenchantfor difficulty, so just mock them when they cry. Lucky Color- Scab Brown Sagittarius- If you’re tired of someone constantly asking you if you’re ok, then tell them they don’t have to worry all the time because you have the Party of Five DVI collection. Lucky Color- Traffic Cone Neon Capricorn- Don’t let people annoy you anymore; simply devised a plan to flesh out their repulsive tendencies in public. The exposure will make them revaluate themselves quite a bit and maybe change for the better Exclude your girlfriend, boyfriend, or boss for this one. Lucky Color- Bowie Plush Aquarius- Let go of those grudges because you might run into someone you’ll have to confront. Instead of living a life of reservations and pent up anger, be complacent and cherish the repercussions of being a wuss face. I’m sure they’ll leave you at the club again, so don’t fret big guy! Lucky Color- Hangover Green Pisces- Someone who has their guard up all the time will soon come to you and lei those gates open. Be cool and collective, so that they can feel as if you’re a limitless blog they can type away on for hours. Maybe have the game on in one ear or take a shot or two before you have the mushy-gushy conversation, just to ease th contempt. Lucky Color- Lima Bean
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