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Page Back Page The Clarion \ Feb. 15, 2008 HOROSCOPE Aries-You’re freshly adapted to a new relationship and you think its going pretty well. So don’t be too blinded with smooches and goodies that you forget to keep it real with yourself. Take it nice and slow, so your mate won’t see your true stalker tendencies. Taurus- Heighten your culinary expertise and save yourself the embarrassment of burnt cookies. This will impress your mate and he or she will probably wont runaway this time. Gemini- Don’t run that mouth of yours about the juicy details- What happens behind closed doors should stay there. Unless your partner is extremely hot yo! Cancer- Stop hiding. Its time to break out of your reclusive shell, so don’t try to be like Dickinson. You may be surprised when you reach out and touch someone on the no-no spot. Leo- If your “special friend” wants to do something you don’t want to do, then just shut your mouth and comply; if you want everything to remain copasetic. Virgo- Change it up and freshen things for you and your partner Breaking out of your old rut will make them appreciate you a lot more; Other than thinking that you’re just another minion of love. Libra- Quit being so narcissistic and take a chill pill. You’re freaking your lover out and it’s not a good equation for romance. Try listening to the soothing sounds of Steely Dan. Scorpio- Don’t hang around at the end of the road. If its not working out, let it go. There are plenty of nachos in the basket. Try a new flavor Sagittarius- Grab the bull by the horns and take advantage of possible avenues to love or just plain fun. You’re not hurting anyone... yet. Capricorn- If you’re going to celebrate “Single Awareness Day” instead, then go ahead and wear your dirty BC sweat pants. If you’re looking for love, its time to spruce up! Aquarius- Don’t be a paranoid android about your love status. Just be yourself and keep it special between you and your mate. Pisces- Quit being such a yuppie- texting is for chumps. Stay away from the trappings of modem society and take the old fashioned approach. A letter is better! Bg// ■ ■ ANNOUNCEMENTS Send your announcements to clarion@brevard.edu MERCHANDISE Got something to sell? Put it in The Clarion! REAL ESTATE Place your rental ad here! Only $7.50 for one week, $12.00 for two weeks, or $18.00 for three weeks. HELP WANTED NEWS WRITERS: Care about current events? The Clarion needs news writers to cover all news on our campus, the nation and the world! Come to our meeting Mondays at 4 p.m. in MG 113 with ideas. SPORTS WRITERS: Do you like sports? The Clarion needs sports writers to cover all Brevard College sporting events. Come to our meeting Mondays at 4 p.m. in MG 113 for your next assignment. Security Report Driving under the influence-1/30/08 Attempted sexual assault-2/5/08 Choking assault- 2/10/08 All of these incidents have been handled. SERVICES OFFERED Got a talent? a special skill? Let everyone know about it with a Clarion classified! This could be your ad! Advertise in The Clarion. PERSONALS Got stuff to say? Say it in The Clarion! Comic by Ian Wilson Clarion CLASSIFIEDS Classified ad rates: Up to 25 words: $7.50 for one issue; $12.00 for two issues; $18.00 for three issues; $6.00 for each additional placement. Call 828-884-8140 or E- mail clarion@brevard.edu to place an ad or request display ad rates. All ads must be prepaid. **Students, Faculty and Staff may submit ads free of charge for up to 4 consecutive weeks. After 4 weeks, the charge will be $5.00 per week. Ad categories include An nouncements (Lost & Found, Pets, Club News, etc.). Merchandise for sale (books, automobiles, furniture, etc.). Real Estate (For rent. For sale). Help Wanted, Services Offered (tutoring, yard work, etc.), and Personals. If you have an ad which doesn't fit into one of these categories, please suggest an appropriate category in the text of your ad. DEADLINE: Ads must be in by Tuesday at 5 p.m. in order to make it in that week's paper.
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