August 29,2008 \ The Clarion Arts & Life Page 11 New Student's Guide (continued) released within the last month, you are probably better off going to the 14-screen megaplexEPIC Theaters inHendersonville. LEGAL COUNSEL Being violated by the long hard member of the law is a common experience for BC students. If this happens to you, the most economical thing to do on a college budget is to defend yourself You will probably lose if you choose to go this route, but at least you'll go down swinging. If you need assistance, you're in luck, as The Clarion staff features a resident legal expert who will be more than wilhnf to help you take on the charges. CRYSTAL METH This is probably a terrible lifestyle decision, but if you're into this sort of thing, then the town of Rosman should be able to accommodate your Joneses. Upcoming Area Happenings Friday August 29 Percussion Showcase, featuring Erotome and the Kitchen Furniture Ensemble @ the Grey Eagle, Asheville, NC - 8:00 PM - $5 Cover Saturday August 30 Mamma Mia, Musical showcasing ABBA’s music - @ the Peace Center, Greenville, SC - 2:00 PM and 8:00 PM shows - Call for ticket price 1.800.888.7768 Thursday Sep. 4 Local Reggae Showcase, featuring Selah Dub and the Imperial Fire - @ the Orange Peel, Asheville, NC - 9:00 PM - $9 Tickets Friday Sep. 5-7 The Bard-a-Thon, Reading of Shakespeare Plays by NC Stage Company’s Talented Cast - @ theNC Stage Company, Asheville, NC - Suggested Donation Sunday Sep. 7 Western North Carolina Jazz Society, Julian Lage& Taylor Eigsti Duo: Guitar and Piano - @ the Diana Wortham Theatre, Asheville, NC - 7:00 PM - $ 10 Student Tickets ($29 Regular) The Clarion Senior Staff Editor in Chief: News Editor: Business Editor: Opinion Editor: Arts & Life Editor: DeCristofaro Sports Editor: Joseph Chilton Open Radosav Babic Open Jason IManaging Editor: Travis Wirebacl John Lange Copy Editor: layout & Design: Photo Editor: Business IManager: Faculty Advisor: Open Travis Wirebacl l^arc Newton Emily Claris John B. Padgett Karam Boeshaar Dabney Farmer Shawn James Other staff Zachary Porch Nina Willis Ian Wilson Nate Lyles Unsigned editorials represent the collective opinion of the staff of The Clarion. Other opinions expressed on this page are those of respective authors and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the faculty, staff or administration of Brevard College. E] Letters Policy The Clarion welcomes letters to the editor. We reserve the right to edit letters for length and content. All letters intended for publication must be signed. All correspondence should be mailed to: The Clarion, Brevard College, One Brevard College Drive, Brevard, NC 28712