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Page 8 THE LAST FRONTIER The Clarion \ February 13, 2009 American Hero From last fall to this spring, Brevard College saw its enrollment fall by 60 students. Who knows the cause—it could be the annual 6 percent tuition inflation, or the tough national economic climate, or the general consensus among students that being shot point blank in the face with a paintball is more fun than hanging out at Brevard on the weekends. It’s a mystery. But what we do know is that students are leaving. So how should the College reward the brave few that stick it out all the way through? By giving them a run-down dorm with community bathrooms and lighting reminiscent of an Abu Ghraib basement torture chamber—that’s how! In an e-mail sent to students on Thursday, it was announced that Jones Hall will become freshman and sophomore housing beginning next year. The move will displace the Jones Hall upperclassmen who are 21 years old and moving them to Green Hall, which will now be the wet dorm on campus. For ignoring the fact that many of-age students will refuse to move to Green and simply move to the Village and inevitably drink there, creating even more alcohol-related incidents for RAs and Security to deal with, and for once again giving evidence that the mission of the College is to recruit new students rather than cater to the ones that are already here. The Clarion salutes you, Brevard College. BKlilVAKl) COLIJilGli; CIJLTIJKli; GRID Lindsay Hotstetter Ben Pacey Chris Dixon Matt Castro Classes Slow internet I'm really tired of... Hearing about steroids on TV Caf food Valentine's Day is... A hallmark holiday Day for card companies to make money Day couples get presents Terrible Are you wor ried your car will get stolen on campus? Not worth stealing No Yes No Animals you hate... Birds White Squirrels Cats Cats What is your favorite con dom? No comment Rubber gloves Trojan Spermicidal Raw mn or the TIME9 Usually we at The Clarion use this space to make snarky comments on awkward photos. But not this week. We just wanted to put this in because it is cute. Oh so cute. Ask the nurse _ (cont'd from page 3) drop which may lead to an attack. •Control stress—relaxation or bio-feed- back may help. Our Counsehng Center in Stamey can help teach relaxation and how to effectively deal with stress. •Exercise—^to increase eneigy levels, con trol weight, and to promote restful sleep. •See a doctor if you are concerned about the severity or length of attacks. This is particularly important if only one side of the body is involved or if an attack results in sores or ulcers on the fingers or toes. Please come by the Clinic to talk to me at any time. I am here to answer questions and to help you learn to care for yourself Take care, and I hope to see you soon!
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