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THE LAST FRONTIER
The Clarion | February 20, 2009
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SNAKES
Expanding your palate by trying new things is vital to the college experience.
Luckily for you, Ingles now offers a conveniently packaged and economically
priced delicacy in the freezer aisle, ready to satisfy any late night hunger pangs.
BREVAIU) COLLECIi: CIJLTIJRIi! (ilRIl)
Chase Lance
Brooke Seaman
Shane Galloway
Sam Winn
What do you
think of Alex
Rodriguez?
Idiot. I can't
stand him.
He's my boy
because the
Yankees are
my team.
He should be
executed. Go
Sox!
He screwed up
but he's doing
the right thing
now
Best movie
you 've seen
this year?
Saw V
Seven Pounds
Paul Blart
Mall Cop
Iron Man
Favorite meal
in Myers Din
ing Hall?
Nothing
Chicken
patties with
tomato soup
Crap, that's a
tough one.
Fried flounder
and sweet
potato fries
Favorite
Olsen twin?
The heavier
one
Don't care
about either
Mary Kate,
of course
The opposite
one of the one
with the eating
disorder
If you could
be any su
perhero, who
would it be?
The Joker-
he's a super
hero to me!
C'mon!
Phoenix
from X-Men
because she
can convert to
Coach Jones
Xena Warrior
Princess
American
Hero
in^tles
This week's American
Hero goes to a group
of people that Brevard
College students
encounter every time
they try to get some
food on weekends- the
Ingles Kids. We know
that this is a small town,
but surely there must be
more constructive things
to do on a Friday than
to sit on a tailgate in a
parking lot, spit dip onto
each other's shoes, and
re-enact the film "Dazed
and Confused."
For being brazen enough
to look the possibility of
having an adventurous
and fulfilled youth in
the eye and say, "Bump
that, I want to drink
Nattie Light in the back
of a pickup and yell at
everybody that goes by,"
we salute you, Ingles
Kids. Here's to you and
the best years of your life.