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The Clarion \ March 6, 2009
American Hero
Russian scholar Igor Panarin made the assertion this
weeic that the United States (which he lilcened to the
Third Reich) will see its downfall by the end of 2010.
Accordin g to Panarin, not only will this nation perish
from the earth, but it will break up into six autonomous
regions, with Alaska returning to Russian Control
(Note to Panarin: you can have Alaska, but good
luck wrangling it from the Alaska State Militia a.k.a.
Todd Palin in a in a helicopter with a rifle.) Panarin's
rationale for this prediction is not based on our
declining economy or our status as the kid who eats by
himself at the U.N. lunch table. Instead, according to
the AP, he says it is, "because Americans are in moral
decline, their psychological stress is evident from school
shootings, the size of their prison population, and the
number of gay men." (Lesbians? A-OK! Although he did
point out his adherence to the "no fat chicks" mantra.)
For jumping on the bandwagon and predicting the
downfall of the American Empire at a time whenit is a
likely possiblity, but for doing so for the most ludicrous
and implausible reasons, we salute you Mr. Panarin.
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