Oct. 30,2009 I The Clarion m m ■ Page 7
Arts & Life
Real guns + fake Zombies= One Awesome Halloween
by Travis Wireback and Marc Newton
The Resistance
Are you prepared for a potential Zombie
apocalypse? Do you think you have what it
takes to survive should Night of the Living
Dead actually transpire? Maybe you just
really want to murk some zombies?
You have that opportunity, at least
for another 24-48 hours. Bear Arms
Shooting Range located on Highway 64
towards Rosman is presenting you with the
opportunity to figure out if you’re Woody
Harrelson from Zombieland or Johnny
from Night of the Living Dead.
Not only do you get to test your
knowledge of the Complete Zombie
Survival Guide, but
you can make bank
by being the Ultimate
Zombie Killer It costs
10 dollars to shoot
in the competition,
and the winner takes
home 50 percent of
the jackpot, which can
be used to buy more
Zombie apocalypse
survival essentials.
The weapons of
choice may not exactly
be your first choice
when faced with
zombie combat, but
will include .22 caliber rapid fire pistols.
The zombies will be
mobile, so be on your
guard
For kids who need
to get some practice in,
AirSoft guns will be
provided as well.
So, in case you’re
worried about those
Halloween nightmares
becoming a little too
real and want to prepare
yourself for a post-Rage
Vims society, head to Bear
Arms Shooting range.
For more information
visit Bear Arms online at
www.BearArmsBrevard.com.
ARE YOU
READY FOR A
ZOMBIE ATTACK
Archived Puzzle: Clarion’s Cunningly Linguistic Crossword
by Travis Wireback and Joseph Chilton
A Trip Back to Seventh Grade
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ACROSS
2 ITieater turning
point
5 Joe's Shack's
speciElty
G Liquid-filled fruit
snack
9 Nixon, as an
infant
10 Pinty and the
12 Depp drug film
13 Person the
Clarion editors
got with last
night
14 Little Debbie
product
16 PA Amish market
town
19 Target practice
disk
20 Thrown
vegetables
21 Midas' batfi
22 Applaud
23 Tlmberlake's
special Christmas
gift
24 Watergate
informant
26 Pays close
attention to detail
27 Planters product
DOWN
IThe 40-Year-Old-
3 Bulges, to Bret
and Jemaine
4 2+2 equals,
according to
LaJoie
7 Faster than a
speeding bullet
8 Hazard mechaiic
11 Wichita State
mascot
14 Rooster between
buns
15 To contaminate
17 College richi in
stocks
18 Gangster dog
20 Sack dangled to
release flavor
25 Thomas the tank
engine
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