Mar 5,2010 | The Clarion Page 7
Odds and Ends
Chef Boy-ar-Dave:
Food Mountain Pizza
Average Cost of Meal: $20 total
Time of Preparation: 30
Cook Time: 45 Minutes-1 Hour
Serving Size: 4 or 5 people. Makes about 10 slices.
Ingredients:
1 Large Aluminum Baking Sheet
1 Cup of Flour
1 Ball of Dough (Jet’s Pizza Dough is only $1.50)
1 Can of Pasta Sauce
1 Bag of Shredded Mozzarella
1 Medium Onion- Sweet, White, or Red
1 Red Pepper
1 Green Pepper
1 Yellow Pepper
1 Package of Pepperonis
1 lb of Boneless, Skinless Chicken Tenders
1 lb of Sausage
1 Can of Green Chiles
Instructions:
Preheat oven to 375°. In two separate pans begin to Brown the pound of Sausage and
Cook the Chicken Tenders. Sprinkle flour on the Baking Sheet to prevent the pizza
from sticking to the sheet. Begin to knead and roU out your pizza dough as large and
thick as you want. A Ball of Dough from Jet’s is the same as a Large Pizza. Cut up all
your vegetables into either thin slices or chopped very small. Once your meats for the
pizza are cooked lay out your dough on the baking sheet and cover the dough in a light
covering of Pasta Sauce. Sprinkle Cheese over the sauce and begin to add aU your top
pings. Bake in the oven for 45 Minutes-1 Hour on 375°.
This meal is called “Food Mountain” because the pizza should be about 3” or 4” taU
and weigh somewhere in the neighborhood of 4 pounds.
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