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Page 8 The Clarion \ Sept. 10,2010 Your Horoscope Your Horoscope: Delivered by your astrologically inclined Editor In Chief: John M. Climer Aries (March 21 - April 19): Your fish-sticks will come pre-fried after an oil rig worker uses the Gulf Coast for an ashtray Lucky Color: B.P. Green Taurus (April 20 - May 20): Sarah Palin’s questionable foray into politics will abruptly end when it’s discovered that the Tea Parties name originated from her & her husbands favorite sex act. Lucky Color: Deez Nutz Gemini (May 21 - June 20): After eating solely on campus, you’ll realize, you aren’t what you eat. Lucky Color: Pepto Pink Cancer (June 21 - July 22): Much like Julius Peppers, you’ll realize there is no "I" in team. But there is a "ME." Lucky Colors: Orange & Navy Leo (July 23 - August 22): While rocking your chair leads to nowhere, it is a way to pass time. Lucky Color: Hemorrhoid Red Virgo (August 23 - September 22): Flicking your Bic will result in permanent disfigurement & a six figure settlement. Lucky Color: Benjamin Green Libra (September 23 - October 23): Bow-season has started, but you don’t have a hunting license. Lucky Color: Safety Orange Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): That tattoo might look cool now, but your children will think you’re a certifiable jackass when they hit their teens. Lucky Color: Removal Scar White Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21): "Greening" your routine will become temporarily more difficult when you bust an inner-tube on your bike. Lucky Color: Tennis Shoe Gray Capricorn (December 22 - January 20): A lovely, polite young lady will enter into your life, but only as a good companion. Lucky Colors: Black & Tan Aquarius (January 21 - February 19): In your attempts to catch the attention of the fairer sex, you’ll have to face the fact that: the bigger your truck, the worse your luck. Lucky Color: Isolation Black Pisces (February 20 - March 20): "Having a drink" is one thing. Letting "the drink have you" is another Lucky Color: Moderation Purple American Hero '9/11' from page 1 trying to figure out what I was gonna spend my birthday money on. Really, it was just a normal school day. I don’t know how my teachers managed to keep us from knowing what was going on. Dr. Ralph Hamlett also had an interest experience on 9/11/2001. “I had to speak to a group of my students to reconcile them about what was happening. I remember telling them that one day, due to the great nature of our nation and our ability to understand the differences of others, despite the fact that they don’t like us, we would be able to look back on that day to celebrate, not mourn, because of the unifying effect it had on our country.” Junior Kat Henry remembers the event, saying, “I was in my sixth grade social studies class when it happened. My teacher was very IHTERNnriONAlt BURN A KORAN DAY 6PM-9PM confused about what to do. Everyone was very upset. Alot of people cried. It was a great tragedy.” Junior Erika Packard recalls the event: “I was in sixth grade when it happened. The admistrators made an annoucement to the teachers, telling them not to cut on the tv. The teacher ignored this advice, and cut the television on anyways. I remeber watching both towers fall. I remember feeling really scared.” Junior Carlton Ramsey remembers, “I came home from school and my parents sat me down to talk to me about what happened. They said alot of people had been killed for no good reason and that we were going to church to pray about it.” So tomorrow, as you go about your daily routine, take a minute to reflect on the events that occurred on September 11,9 years ago. Editor s note: David Alexander contributed reporting for this article. Pastor Terry Jones, of Gainesville, Florida has held the attention of the international community this week through his plan to host “Bum a Koran Day” on September 11. Military and political experts nationwide have recommended that Jones reconsider his actions for the peril they will create for our soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. So for uimecessarily endangering the lives of American soldiers and, in general, pissing off the international community, Pastor Jones is this week’s American Hero. WANTED Staff members to write, report, photo graph, draw, edit, and sell advertise ments for the student newspaper. The Clarion needs your help! As a volunteer staff member, you can • earn academic credit in COM 106 • know about "stuff' before everyone else does • get a cool T-shirt for a job well done • reap financial rewards for serving Brevard College Staff meetings are open to all Fridays at 11:30 a.m. in IVI-G 102
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