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Lysistrata review:
Two hour erection joke
By David Alexander
Staff Writer
Tickets are going fast for this hilarious historical farce on the
Peloponnesian War “Lysistrata” last a short two hours and is
better than “a modest 8-inch dildo.” The seating arrangement
alone provides enough comical relief for one night; leaving
half of the audience laughing at jokes and the other half taking
offense.
“I don’t know if I left the play feeling like more of a man or
less of a man,” said student Carlton Ramsey.
While the male portion of the audience hung their heads
throughout the second act, most of the females including
Nancy Ballinger and Meredith Davenport both agreed, “We
loved it!”
With the message of “No Peace, No Sex” the women of
Greece ruled over their husbands and soldiers and ultimately
brought peace (and sex) to Greece. Not everyone who attended
the play on opening night was caught up in the superficialities
of genitals, some came just to support their friends and see
good theatre.
“It was a truly spectacular performance, a program of
momentous proportions,” said Ryan Fiftick. Every semester it
seems that the Brevard College Theatre Faculty finds a great
play to put on.
With special guest director Michael Lilly in his fifth
production at Brevard “Lysistrata” is a hit. The theme of women
empowerment was constant throughout the night and summed
up by the line shouted by Christie Bethard, “We’re not ladies,
we’re bitches.” Friday night’s performance is already sold
out and tickets for the remaining shows are quickly selling
out as well.
“The play is decent. It’s funny, thought provoking, and I agree
with John Lennon that we should all give peace a chance,” said
student Tristan Cowie.
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DOWN:
1. Inglorious Bastards
3. The Good Shepard
4. In the Army Now
6. Full Metal Jacket
7. Tropic Thunder
8. We Were Soldiers
9. Enemy At The Gates
11. Glory
12. Patriot
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2. Forrest Gump
5. Patton
10. Saving Private Ryan
13. Pearl Harbor