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THE LAST FRONTIER
The Clarion \ April 22, 2011
Students relocated
AEC
Porter Center
Sims Art Bjilding
Tennis
Courts
King's
Creek
Lightning damage lias forced tlie residents of South Villages to
seek refuge all over campus. Residents of South 2 in particular
are being permanently relocated to other excruciatingly unsuitable
residence halls.
Two students have opted to “squat” in classrooms as they have
found the carpeted, quiet, temperature regulated rooms much
more accommodating than the Hepatitis ridden Green or freshman
infested jungles of Beam residence hall.
Those interested in forming a tent city should contact Clarion staff
at clarion@brevard.edu. Step in. Stand out.
New South Village - pop. 2
CAUSE OF lightning STRIKE
Cartoon by Karam Boeshaar
Bauslaugh sighted!
Early this week a confused and blurry Bauslaugh
was spotted stealing mail from Pat Shores’ office.
Bauslaugh has alledgedly been on sabbatical since
the fall of 2010, though some believe him to have
been in hiding
after discovering
that he may
be the missing
link. The Clarion
staff has begun
the process of
molding a cast of
Bauslaugh’s foot
for lab analysis.
If you have any
information on this
elusive creature
please contact
us at clarion©
brevard.edu.
WANTED
Staff members to write, report, photograph, draw,
edit, and sell advertisements for the student news
paper.
The Clarion needs your help! As a volunteer staff
member, you can
• Earn academic credit in COiV1106
• Get a cool T-shirt for a job well done
• Looks good on a resume
• iVlake fun of the Chiaroscuro staff
• Get access to the sweet office in iVIG
• Have your voice heard around campus
• Be recognized for your service to BC
• Office safe from lightning, doubles as a fallout
shelter
• Reap financial rewards for serving Brevard Col
lege
Staff meetings are open to all
Fridays at 11:30 a.m.
in IVI-G 102