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Frumtha Edeaterl
Whey 11 aye wood like toa thaink
awl u YAJndrful peepal Tur ittin
artacals furr lil ol ne'A's papar. Tha
artacais u awl I cent n ar gr8t. Its a
III 2 bad that rooar peepal cudentj
cum 2 c wkiespread panic awn]
halloween. Boy, awell tel ya what, itj
shur wus gud! Ayw aint seen]
somany freeks en mi life anywerj
never (You should seeing a
Dead show) HAY HOO WAZ DAT!
Anniehow, awe wud like 2 say a
cupal mor things. Peepal hoo r|
peepal care fur this planet Think
bout dat fur a also aye wudj
like 2 put n a lil ol disclaymer. Our
repoartares r u, tha student bodeej
we tri not print slander, but
sumtimes it il slip thru. This papar Izl
fur fun, enjoy it! Awe wud also like 2
say dat all u peepal hoo said u v/ud
rite a artacai fur da nev^^papar an
didnt; evan afta awe had askissed
'ur dem, R loods ov shit, dose of u|
hooo rote a artacai, aye luv u !ik=
bros an sises. aye wud also thainkl
dat certane lev/eyiezanna peeple
2. fur r neckest papar, if u want 2
rite a artacai, pieeze hav dem dun
earlee sevv aye can not have 2
\wn*ee so much bout wen can
:)ublish - Aye meen 2 say that tha
sooner u a qet tha artacals 2 me
V I
ha sooner aye can get The Camionj
2 u PIECE DEV/EDI&i^i^O
d R. Enchief
fram The Pab/isr>er:
rd just ie to tfiJce tNs opportunity to bring
you up to d«te on & ftw happenings here al the
Carrion. No, we h&ve not been harassed or
ordered to shut down by the adrrrtnistrsJtion
contr&r^/ to somt tutoors tha;. have been flying.
No way will we buckle over. You kr»ov.'
son-«tirf»es I k>ok al the sea., or the rain, or the
wind, and I realize that I am stronger than they
are because I can mdke my own decisions. We
at the Carrion have decided to do this until pigs
fly-we’ve tnade the right decision.
Wo are continuing to seek out recyclec
paper for our printing efforts. If you know of s.
source of unbleached, 1005^ recycled pafer,
please contact any Carrion staffer.
Speaking of recycling, we have heard of no
more busts for recycling alcoholic glass, and we
note that the snack bar - at the recommendation
of a. senior member of our staff -is now recycling
glass as well. We thank you, and our Ivtother
Earth thanks you as well. Oh yeah, she also
S9S/S to keep recycling, or you're going to get a
spanking.
The Camon is currently talking with the
staff of ROCK 101 radio about the little October
30 happening here. If ^'ou haven't heard abou(
it, ROCK 101 arid Oh Suzanna's restaurant were
planning a Halloween promotion at the
Silvermont mansion- supposedly haunted -
when the town council, ar-ting on the
recommendation of one Reverend Kteody,
prriprietor of WGCR gospel radio, nixed the
whole shebang. (Rev. fv^oody actually accused
^OCK 101 - on the air - of promoting Satanism.
We hear that s. slander suit is pending.) Thanlcs
anv.vay, ROCK 101. They re not for everybody -
and neither are we! Look for a stor/ on this in
the next Camon.
We note with a slight tear in our eye!^ that
our editor from last & resident of Brevard
sroper, has moved back to his native homelarid
Thanks for everything. Chief -we‘11 be in touch.
We've been asked if the College has in arvj
way helped us out on this. The answer (o this
unbelievably stupid question is NOWAY!! Tf’ie
Canion is published with private funds only and
is not laid out, printed or duplicated on Brevand
College equipment. I cant believe I had to
answer that question. You didn’t realiy think
Jncle Jock was in on this, did you?
Rnally, we've been asked if the first issue
of the Carrion is still available. It is, but in very
imited quantities AS PRINTED. We %ill be
happy to print \/ou a copy without the cartoon
and warning slicker from page two, once we
deplete the original run.
Thanks for reading I Gi\'e us your articles!
PLUva TV\'0, PublisherOf The Carrion
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HOMECOMING
REFLECTIONS
WeB, another Hoir>ecoin»ng has come w>d
gone. OversJi, it was a fun event. I saw no
the whole weekend who wasn't enjoy^
him/herself to his/her fullest. We did get away
with a lot, though some people did unfortunately
get busted reaJ hard. For them, we are sorr^^,
and we wish them all the best in any afipeak
they may be making. One note to ou>
cheerieaders: the plural of our school mascot i
spelled TOR N A DOES. And to the alumni
(many of whom will see this paper) who were
declared p^ons. non grsts. for bringing alcohol
on campus for our consumption, we’re sorr/, but
you gotta admit, you knew it was coming, right?
Fi^LL) BREfHlhL
Hope ^Aju all had great Fall Brealts. If
thought yours was killer though, check out this
report, submitted to us. Thils person got home
Friday night, had a few beers, spent the night at
his local University, got up the following day af 6
PM, went to see the Connells, went to Acid
House with the Connells, did half a dose (didrr?
trip much), and spent the night at Teke house
The following morning he had beer biscuits for
breakfast, then went to an outdoor concert
featuring Toots And The tvtei\als, Widesprei-^i
Panic, Indecision and Paris Match. He gj'.
wasted at the show, then slept until Tuesday
when he returned here.
He reports that h»e is ver^/tired!
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