ON DIT
GIFX3 V-ISHING A CONCISZ ZSTIV
Ol' ‘EEMS3LVES, SE^ LEI'TI.
Kc o'lys th;.t ho can 30G any ono
f'j" '. 'baliijvoc; t’.ic'.t r.cbions Sj, c i::
Icud-r tlirin \7orao. t. .I'lnsii! !
rent--cnQ do.rk coet for picture
r.a'':in;3 p-'.ipposes.. . Iria '"iar,»ey re
ceived a ietbar iron '' Chiclren“
,/esGordFy. Hoa unuaria],... nd Hiss
Cl-: r''. ro;vo.i‘d's bhe'ine son^," .■ iv-
In.'.; ;.-n Dovi'bt^'' could certainl"^' oe
j:ippU.“d to Ler and, another co,.nely
lass n fs'i'/ doys f.ifco,., Scoi't Keods
clobhJj'.'g I’irrr. vdiich specializes
in 'oxtra pi.-.xro of pants, jui^lT-t con
tpcc ail fresnicin having birth-
o-ays .. . .'.■non th 5 rur.ior got ai'oiond
that our littlj donis was wedded
\;e noted s? lent t;ears in the eyes
of all our fair co-eds. Miss Pey-
att haO a double apoplectic fit
on uh.e spo.t,. .’./here do girls go
-"fter the last breakfast bellf. .
':"-o breakfast or vinder the bed?
'•i.i.ler asserts that Eoo-hoo'"
V.ilco;c played a fine game against
Cho'./mi, ' s. funny, we som nary a
\'/cep,,.Vahat peciiliar ideas sorie
firls have concerning love
and respect!! To girls v.lio stay
out late..there's a hole in the
platform at the back door.'.■'’atch
your s top..,.No ti ce the 1ong
frees oi woe and tho supercilious
expressions of those '/ho turn to
their less fortunate neighbor and
reuiarl: " \'toy, I ^lade an A on that
course. It's a crip course.",.3y
the way that's one of tho Public
Eneraies No 1... Squii^'o ilav/kins,
wish you would rake up a tremen
dous pile of loaves and let us
build' f) big bonfire,'.The boys
don't seem any to eager to have
their beauty stru.ck by having
their pictures to.ken.. .Upchurch
seems to knov/ v/hen he is beaten
in love so he is now grazing in
another pasture.VjJiy doesn't tho
Methodist Church install some snore
comfortable pov/s, its hard enough
to listen to the 'talksSeein.s•
like wc will,be sitting on the
floor in the social hall pretty
soon, nil the furniture is being
taken otit apprrently. ♦maybe they*
re going to have a’danco hall...
wonder v/ho.t tho daily consumpt
ion of cigarrottes in tho -right
building is?.. Current theme song
there is " Brother, can you spare
a match?'' They ought to build sep
arate apartments on the stairways,
'vk^verly, have you heard that IXike
beat Carolina?.. .Rachel, whoin has
Yv'illis Britt been giving those two
ice creams to?,., the Senior super
latives seera to have been very
childish in nature..,.
/'n ancient Gonfusionist proverb
states " One may sit on a needle
in a haystack and never see the
point, but he v/ill get it in the
end"
One fellow accused of being drunk
protested that he was very^sober.
^1is comrade retorted that if ne
wore sober he would have enougn
Lo'Go' xaiiora-'ic.
i'O
Joe E. Brov.in and the ?"aid fi'’oi;i
Sv/an s quart or
Visit yae fountain at nights for
water,
Enoch and his beloved spouse so .
true,
,ve regrotl'ully foiind, reraain,
still
Sono of the bo'/s it seems have
burned sot
And consiuLed tonsil linir;ent. ill
3^'^;
tankn'd, up on spirii.ts of
corn with gust.
Remarking, at the qiuality, ''Such
crust!"
E.fiamsey admits she's a fast
blond;
Wild some one to the call of
help respond
/-nd donate to Glissom a steai',i
shovel
Hip , vocif eroiis appetite to quol.-..
Charity Holland confesses, in
tears,
/■Igebra is the language of j^l-
gi er s,
Sibyl Neal, the electrician sup
erb;
V/ood thujubing to town frora the
corner cu„rb,
\f/hon tho Social. Eall lights
blinkr--mnto3_d bliss
In the for:r^i of a long delicious
]ci SB.
Campus'd girls, for tho Coimcil,
three cheers thon-»-
Hearty (?)• on.d loud--"Hoch sol-
len Sie lieben,''
Little Miss Huffet, sat oh a
Tuffot
Eating her broad and whoy.
’long came a spider--
,tod said--" Good ^rorning, ^isf-.
Muff ot.
The letter given below, .was ro-
co^lved by a certain young lady
the other do.y, We're not pall
ing any names, but her initials
aro Flario Kuykendall,
Miss Kuykendall:
1 thinl; it would bo vovj nice
if you do not see 5'Tr, Kornegay
any ni.orc. Ho is not such nico
compan.y for little girls,
a friend or
as you may li.':e
for it to bo
It has not boon decidod by our
handwriting experts who is tho
author of this epistle. It soc.nis
to us that cither '* Rod" Shaw
or^ Julia Holt dr some unJcnov.n
adm.iror of " oiir Casonova" is^
trying to scare off I'arie, Both
Kornegay and ^.^'ario declare it
irapondcrablo.