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PAGE TWO THE LANCE may 14, 1965 Christian Council Retreat Cancelled Due to mysterious circum stances surrounding last year’s Christian Council retreat out at Pate's lodge, this year’s an nual excursion had to be called off. It seems as though Mr. Pate was somewhat diSaieased with the condition of his place after the Christians had left. Fieldhouse Dedicated Old Duke Alumni Hereford Have Banquet Last Wednesday night the Duke Alumni Association held its an. nual banquet and business meet, ing. The evening was keynoted by the appearance of several pro. menient campus dignitaries in. eluding a key member of the stu. dent judicuary, a member of the basketball team, and one of the stranger looking members of the drama “fruits”. Also in atten. dence were most of the student center crowd 'and the Business Department. Among the business transact ed at the meeting was a propo sal to change the name of the school to Duke Preparatory School. The proposal was passed unamiously and has been sent to Douglas M. Knight for approval. Also passed was a proposal to extend honorary membership to students from other colleges. The only limitation was placed upon persons being “sent down” from the University of North Ca rolina at Chapel Hill, who were excluded. As one member of the Duke Flunkiers, as the group is known on campus, phrased it, “I can’t see any Duke Gentleman associating with one of those far mers from Whiskey HiU, not after what Dean Cox said about them.” How We Do It Many people have asked how the LANCED manages to turn out page after page of this mindrot drivel week after week. Well, since Pm getting out of this chicken outfit. I’ll let all you people in on the deep, dark Se. cret. Hidden in a dark corner oi the LANCED office rests the mot- Another new building was ad ded to the beautiful campus of St. Andrews last May 8 when stu- dents gathered in front of the Student Center for the dedication of the new fieldhouse. Its name is appropiate because it will house the SAPC cows. The new building is a multi-millior. dol- lar structure enclosing three full size basketball courts, an olym. pic type swimming pool, six dressing rooms, five class rooms, eight offices, a special first aid room and a spacious equipment room. A special feature is a fun room which has six bowling lanes, five ping-pong tables, and ten pool tables. Across the street stands the new stadium with football, field and track facilities. The seat ing capacity Is 92,000. St. An. drews will field a football team next year on a varsity level. The Athletic Director released the name of the new man to coach football next year, he is Jay Strap, Mr. Strap received his Ph. D. in jockology at North Georgia State Penitentiary. The word is that many “super jocks” have already signed grant. In-aids. A prime candidate for St. Andy’s first quarterback is Johnny Hunglow from Stylene High. Johnny made first team all-high school in tiddlewinks. Things are very bright for the athletic future of St. Andrews In light of such developments. to which Is the key to our ”su- cess”. The motto reads “Count the lines, multiply by two, and divide by seven.” Staff STYLENE tiSSUE is TAILORED AND MAm- FACTURED EXPRESSLY FOR HOSPITALS, INSTITUTIONS, HOTELS, SCHOOLS, OFFICE BUILDINGS AND INDUSTRIAL ^WASHROOMS. 1000 SHEETS • 4Hx4H • FORT HO\/ARD PAPER CO GREEN BAY, WIS. "A FAMOUS NAME IN SANITARY FAKIS" My Vat Runneth Over 3MMSE! Laurinburg: Centor Of Bible Belt-BueklQ You know we St. Andrews’ stu dents axe very fortunate to be so well located. We are ecposed to such wonderful cultural advan tages, it is hard to know where to start. Why every morning we wake up (if we have clock radios) to the melodious strains of one erf the various “avant garde” pieces that WLNC is so famous for (if one doesn’t wake up he must have been taking too much ad vantage of one of the cultural night spots that populate the area). And such wonderful ad vertising taste, like that for a certain “second rate” movie which wasn’t “worth the money” that was shown last week at one of the first class theaters that we are graced with. Why, it didn’t even compare to the usual Elvis Pressley flick. The line of “art” films deal ing mostly, in an aesthetic man ner of course, with sex that the local drive-ins run could be seen noA^liere else (for various rea sons mostly centering around court indictments). And speak ing of sex, Paylor’s our local bookstore carries a very high cultured selection of paperbacks on the subject. Unfortunately the selection is limited because they have to make some room for such trash as has more than a two worded title and less graphic trash as have more than two worded titles and less graphic Illustrations on the front covers. Back on the subject of the Com munications media, until very recently, we could be very well inform^ concerning national and international events such as who was holding their monthly bar- beque or fish fry in such a far away exotic spot as Gibson or Johns, or how many people were layed up in Scottand Memorial due to heroic scars gained in combat in that far off land known as McCoU. But now we have to read news about uninteresting, irrelevant events taking place in such banal spots as Vietnam and the Dominican Republic. If one has an artistic eye for architecture and sculpture then Laurinburg is the right place. Now it may not have any beau- tilul museums or galleries (there is always “spaghetti”), but it still has its beautiful Civil War monument and its interesting. “eclectic” architecture down town (mid-depression period I would judge). And then there is East Laurinburg, but I don’t be lieve it is necessary to go into that. But unfortunately these lovely stnictures are being razed in the name of progress. And to just think that some students complain about being situated in Laurinburg, saying that they would rather be:'In a more cosmopolitan area where they could take in a professional pl^ or concert every once and awhile. Ingrates! jlST SCOHAND COIWTY SHOWIMI RICHARD CHftMBERUVVH lOY IN THF MiRNING IN COIC* CULTURE This issue we here at the LANCED are beginning a new feature. This is the first of a series of thumbnail sketches of famous campus personalities We are pleased to start with everybody’s favorite. Corporal Steamer. He is perhaps better known by his affectionate nick, name, Superkike. As the stu. dent jingle so charmingly puts it; Faster than a speeding shec. el! More powerful than an inter, locking directorate! Able to leap ...? At a single bound? “Supe” came to us only last year from his previous position at Poop Air Force Base where he^an a motorized delicatessen, He gained valuable experience at Poop which we have been getting the benefit of over the past two years. Boy are we ever lucky! Immediately upon his arrival he Instituted many far-reaching changes. He Is often quoted as having said, “They»s gonna be some changes made around here, PU tellye thet.” He adjusted the prices to fit the students’ budgets (all students, of course, were expected to have an inde. pendent supply of money to the tune of about $75.00 per month), ordered vast quantities of useful Items (Inflate Truecrud’s books, suave “s.weat shirts”, and thou, sands ‘ of imitation leatherette booksacks, and many other use. ful, fast selling curios), and ab- solutely terrozled the patrons of the Snack Bar by reintroducing the use of people behind the count, ers Inst^d of those godawful ma. chines put In the previous year by Uncle Shylock. Several other students and I have collected many of Supe’s picturesque sayings which we want to get published in book form later this year. We're going to call It, PICTURESQUE SAYINGS OF ‘‘SUPERKIKE. ” I’ve selected a few of my favorites to print here as a sort of preview. I know the selection contains at least one of your favorites too! Here they are. “If It’s wrong, you did it. If It’s right, I did it!” “Those spots on the rugs were the fault of you little +!(ye?&— !- + rds who tote dranks in there!" You (V8?&—y8%%V2%V4! +:•• 1/41/4 % 1/2 VaO + If the ?&—%%%y2%V4¥4l+' tag says $2.98, it means $2.98!” “Who?, What postal inspect, or?!” “Save those cupons and I'll get us a pool table.” “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for me, and one for me.” “?&—Vs % % 1/4 + 9. ” Supe has lived up to his word There have been many changes made around here. Some have worked better than others, but all have been Interesting. PM TIRED of writing this fil thy !!$$;. But the lay-out people tell me Pve got to crank out another three quarters of an inch rXft this Insuperable trash. So here I goes crank, crank, grind, grind, (just cut It off when you get enough, Brian) crank, crank, crank, grind, hack, hack, hack, crank, grind, bump (Oops!). grind, grind, crankcrankcrank, ad infinitum.
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