I Page 4—Smoke Signals, March 26, 1987 Chowan College Honors List - Fall Semester 1986-87 Chowan College 1987 Baseball Schedule •President’s Ust* Anderson, Robert A. Baker, Delores A. Baker, Diana L. Boyce, Ernest E. Britt, Leah Y. Clark, Heather A. Davis, Jeffrey R. Decker, Mark S. Jones, Penny B. Matney, Wendy A. Whaley, n, B. Wayne Williams, Tara L. •Dean’s Ust^ Ambrose, Terry L. Artis, Stanley M. Aydlett, David P. Bennett, Michelle M. Burgess, Jr., Leon Carlton Combs, Phyllis Davis, CecUM. Edwards, David M. Edwards, John A. Felton, Angela E. Frazier, Robin Lynn Harrison, Lorraine K. Hashimoto, Yoko Hobbs, Martin T. Holmes, Kimberly L. Huffstetler, Bryon K. Jones, Labrena A. Kanzaki, Kumiko McClenney, John Joseph Oglesby, Randolph L. Plainos, George Sipley, Usa M. Smit^ D. Frandne Straughan, Michael E. Thomas, Jr., Jerry Dean Vaughan, Hiomisene West, Richard R. Whitley, Kathy E. Worrell, Kim Matheson •Honor’s list* March 1 Christopher Newport Home DH 2 Muhlenburg Home DH 5 Christopher Newport Away DH 14 Allegany Co. (Maryland) Home DH (12:00) 15 Essex C.C. (Maryland) Home S(12:15) IS Dundalk C.C. (Maryland) Home S(3:00) 18 Hagerstown Home DH 21 County College of Morris Home DH 25 Garrett C.C. (Maryland) Home S(1:00) 28 Lenoir Home CDH 30 Mt. Olive J.V.’s Away DH April 4 Louisburg Home CDH 8 Newport News Appren. Away DH 11 Loioir Away CDH 13 Elizabeth City S.U. Away DH 18 Elizabeth Qty S.U. Home DH 22 Louisburg Away CDH (6:00; 24 Newport News Appren. Mt. Olive J.V.’s Home DH 28 Home DH Al-Oerham, Hassan R. Ay oub, Richard E. Baker, James H. Beck, Matthew W. Blake, Timothy 0. Boatwright, Barton W. Boyd, Neil G. Britt, MicheUeD. Bulls, Robin J. Bunch, Melonie F. Burk, Deanna Lynn Burleson, Rebecca C. Byrd, Amy M. Bynun, Angela Paige Capps, Scott G. Cassell, Lyle Scott Chappell, Mathew Scott Claiic, Michael A. Clemons, Martin A. Cox, Angela L. Croom, Andrea Dale Davis, Sharon R. Dick, Brian Earl Duke, Twyla G. Elphick, Thomas M. Emory, Jr., Mel Franklin Felton, Joseph W. Fipps, Brett Gay Fisher, Michael A. Frye, Nancy Ellen Gaines, Antony R. Gaines, Traci Yvette Gofi, n, Larry H. Gragg, Jeffrey G. Gupton, Scott E. Hall, Victor A. Hawk, Elizabeth Anne Hazelton, Laura E. Hofler, Kelly Ann Howard, Jackie L. Howell, Susan A. Ives, Thomas C. Jeniigan, Regina M. Jones, Glenda Labounty, Richard J. Lewis, C^thia D. Uverman, Jeanette G. Lownsbury, Bradley J. Lui,KiaWah Mateo, Tammy R. McClung, Russell L. Monk, n, William M. Mullins, Pamela Anne Orfield, Mark Stephen Pearce, Joseph Logan Phelps, Wen^ Leigh Pierce, Andrew Thomas Pinckney, Waverly Riggsbee, Tyler Blair Saunders, Kirby L. Schaefer, Carolyn L. Sekine, Yoko Shehan, Bobbi L. Shinohara, Junko Sterling, Melinda Gaye Tedder, Vic Darren Thompson, Jeffery S. Walsh, Timothy M. White, Jr., William Earl Wright, Kenneth A. Yates, Rhonda J. Yiu,Sat-Chung Yoshioka, Masani May 1 2 Eastern Div. Tournament Louisburg Eastern Div. Tournament Louisburg DH indicates Double Headers CT)H indicates Conference Double Headers What Do You Want? By Sarah Davis All Games begin at 1:00 p.m. unless otherwise posted. Head Coach-Jerry Hawkins /..n Mascot--Braves Colors - - Columbian Blue & White Phone: (919)398-4101 (coUege) (919)398-4367 (home) Coming in the next issue Spring Festival Candidates Spring Festival Activities MOTHER CHRISTIAN PALM READER ADVISOR IN ALL PROBLEMS Special Reading $5.00 Carrsville, Va. On Highway 58 (804)562-6334 1987 • 3RD ANNUAL AMY WRITING AWARDS SPONSORED BY THE AMY FOUNDATION An invitation for writers to communicate biblical truth to a secular audience The Amy Foundation Writing Awards pro- Sram is clesigned to rccognize creative, skillful writing that presents in a sensitive, thought- provoking manner the Biblical position on issues affecting the world today. To be eligible, submitted articles must be published in a secular, non-religious publica tion. The opportunity is yours to present Bib lical truth as quoted from an accepted and pop ular edition of the Bible such as The New Intematk)nal Ver sion, The Living Bible, $10,000 Rrst Prize The King james, or the Revised Standard Version. in addition to the $10,000 first prize, there are fourteen major cash awards. They include a $5,000 2nd prize, a $3,000 third prize, a $2,000 4th prize, a $1,500 5th prize and 10 prizes of $1,000 each. A total of $31,500 in Writing Awards. Articles and/or inquiries may be submitted to: The Amy Foundation Writing Awards P.O. Box 16091 Lansing. Ml 48901 2nd Prize, $5,000 3rd Prize, $3,000 4th Prize, $2,000 5th Prize, $1,500 plus ten prizes of $1,000 each. RULES CUGiBIUTY 1. Id be eligiMe, the articIc nusl luvc been publuhcd in a sccuUr non-rclijkms publkttioti, «s determined by the Awards panel. 2. The article must have been published daring the year defined by the dates given as the Amy Foundation writing awar^ year: January 1, 1987 through December 3t, 19S7. COKTENT 1. God's word must be quoted directly from the BiUe. 2. Such quotations must be acknowledged as coming from the Bible. 3. Biblical quotations must be taken from an accepted and popular edition of the Bible, such as the New International Version, The Living Bible, The King James, the Revised Standard Vmion. 4. The article must present God's position on an issue as relevant, timely and deserving of thoughtful consideration. 5. Examples of issues for consideration, but not limited to these, arc family life, divorce, value trends, media and entertainment character, pornography, political morality. U.S. National interests, abortion. I digion and addiction to drugs and alcohol. The BiMical impact on • iidlvidual character and outlmk are also apfKt^»riate issues. ILlKiING 1. Qualihed articles will be judged on the Mlowing basis of primary and secondary considerations: a. Primary Gtnsiderations (1) Persuasive power of the article (2) Author's skill in relating God's word to current interest issues. , b. Secondary Considerations (1) Qrculation size of media in which article was published. 2. Decisions by the Judges and Awards Panel wiU be final. SUBMISSION 1. The entry must be in the form of an actual full page(s) or tear sheet(s) that accurately identify the publication name and date. 2. There is no limit to the number of qualified entries that may be submitted by a single author. 9. All entries must be postmarked on or before January 31,198S. Winning articles will be announced on May 2.1988. WHAT DO YOU WANT? ... a new tee shirt? ... a new cap to shade your eyes during Chowan baseball games? ... a tote bag to carry your books to the beach so you can study while sunning?... a poster of Phylicia Rashad? ... Paul Newman? ... Dan Marino? ... a buffet dinner at Fred’s Pizza? Then, take time to visit your library. Chowan students can always find what they need-from the or dinary to the exotic-in Whitaker library, but during National Library Week they can find what they want as well. Each year the American Library Association designates a week and theme to call attention to the nation’s libraries. This year Chowan wiU again join in the celebration April 5-11. Chosen as the theme for this year is “Take Time to Read,” and the staff of Whitaker Library invites you to take time to know your library and the many services it provides you, the Chowan stu dent. While in the libra^, be sure to register for the prizes to be award each day, April 6-10, at 4:00 p.m. APRIL FOOLS! isnooLiTradv THE AMY FOUNDATION, A NON-PROFIT CORPORATION PROMOTING BIBLE EDUCATION “If You Continue In My Word... You WiU Know The Truth And The Truth Will Make You Free’* This is what happens when Security forgets to put on the parking brake. Last Friday afternoon one of the SMOKE SIGNALS photographers got this rare picture of SECURITY’S white escort drifting across Lake Vann. As you can see, the birds didn’t really mind their new companion, but, unfortunatly, the car was rescued soon afterward. Waldo’s World By Waldo Tuttle Look out world. Guess what? Those dang ol’ parking problems are going to be fixed real soon. This came about after one student superglued himself to a curb outside of West hall south. Also, another student went completely insane when she tried to figure out which direction to park outside Jenkins dorm. She is recovering well and is now speaking a few complete sentences, nothing over four words. Chowan’s ad ministration finally wrote me a letter stating that they realized there is a problem with the parking and are now willing to shell out the cash to have it fixed. I raise a toast to the school for finally planning to have this potentially life threatening parking problem fixed. Hey, those art students are really fantastic. As you can tell by all the comic strips in this paper, the response was great. It is wonderful how they took time out to make this school and this issue of the Smoke Signals a little more enjoyable, not that the school or the paper is boring or anything. I often find myself wishing there weren’t so many exciting and fun things to do here. The other day I was trying to get some skates over at the student center, and I had to wait until someone got off the crowded skating rink. Gee, that skating area gets a lot of use, I guess that is why they are trying to get the floor recovered. One of the other really fun things to do is going canoeing on the lakes. Yes, the canoes really do float. Oh, and how about that cafeteria. I heard that Rand- McNalley’s Great Food Guide to America ranked Chowan’s cafeteria number two in the nation for places to eat. The winner was the Salvation Army free food line in Geveland, Ohio. The favorite meals at Chowan are the steak sandwiches and the strangely colored oriental stew type dish that is just so pleasing to the eye that you want to ask for the recipe. For those interested, there is no recipe. Don’t forget about the service. I mean, all you have to do is ask for alfalfa sprouts and the helpers will gladly bring you a bowl, even if the salad bar isn’t open yet. Gee, the cafeteria is a wonderful place to eat. Another great thing about Chowan is all the rules. The worst one is having visitors of the opposite sex only on certain nights. This rule should be abolished! Fraternization of sexes is a dangerous threat. Where would we be now if the Pope went on a date? Utter chaos, that’s where. Then there is the no drinking on campus rule that everyone follows. Sowhat if some people are 21, drinking is the devil’s work. Next thing you know these mindless alchoholics will be driving down the middle of Squirrel Park and worse yet, they will end up using harsh dnigs like Pepto-Bismol and sniffing rubber cement. What a retched and horrible life. Oh well, that’s about it for this paper. Next time I’ll try to write the truth about some of these really stupid and bizarre situations. And maybe, although I doubt it, the Chowan ad ministration will actually write a letter explaining what they plan to do about the parking problem that they have been too blind to recognize. Perhaps the student activities committee will plan some exciting things to do, or the art students will send in some cartoons (Boy, I sure hope so!). Possibly the faculty will stop acting like guards at a prison camp and start treating the students like REAL people. And maybe I’ll quit smoking. Ya, right. By the way APRIL FOOL£!