Page 2 —SMOKE SIGNALS, May, 1991 Aniithing Goes! %Wi You can’t catch me. I'm the Gingerbread man! PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB Ready or not here I come, Mason. PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB Don’s impression ofTamy Fae Baker. PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB Great Chowan Water Fight of 1991 By Marty Grebing It started out as a night like any other, but ended in pandemonium. The night was warm and stress was high—something had to be done. A swarm of people from West Hall and Jen kins got together for what could possibly have been the ultimate tension breaker: an all-out, no holes barred, high intensity water fight. This was no ordinary water fight, by any means. Within 45 minutes, over 3 dozen eggs, 50 gallons of water, and 300 water balloons were exhausted. Both sides fought relentlessly until their mu nitions were depleted, but it didn’t stop there. After the balloons busted and the water spilled. Squirrel Park (Campus Green) looked more like Squirrel Lake. The scene was set for a mud wrestling match. Everyone found a brawling partner and locked horns. The mud splattered and the bodies flew. Just by himself, Rodney Tyler must have body- slammed Ann Taylor at least 5 times. It was a sight to see! After the mud setded and a casualty report was taken, it was clear that West had a decisive vic tory. Better luck next time, Jenkins. Here are many of the participants in the Great Chowan Water Fight of 1991. My apologies to those who are not mentioned: Dan Lindsey, Sue Lattimer, Mike McKim, Todd Dollar, Ann Taylor, Dan Schultz, Ron Le onard, Gena Hughes, Carolann Drake, Rodney Tyler, Debbie Meeks, Marty Grebing, Wendy Yarborough, Krystyn Waldron, Tina Dawson, and Charlie Caldwell. PHOTO BY ENID JENKINS Women’s football league? Jenkins came and conquered During this year’s Springfest, the two women’s domft, Belk and Jenkins participated in a“friendly” game of powderpuff football. This was by far the biggest event of the week. After two halves of play and a few controversial plays, Jenkins L took control. Nicole E)erkacz led Jenkins with two touchdowns, while Vanessa Bello and Amy Wojtkowski added to the score with one touchdown each. The final score, Jenkins 28, Belk 0. Watch out Jenkins, Belk wants a rematch! P.S. Coach Meeks, you can rent a canoe anytime! PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB That wasn’s so funny, Sean! PHOTO BY BRIAN CRUMB