Page 4 —SMOKE SIGNALS, February, 1992 Joyner sisters make education at Chowan a family affair By Jessica Kiser News Editor In a time when undergraduates are becoming increasingly dissat isfied with large universities, Susan Harmon and Tammy Joyner are two sisters who are attending a small college and loving it! They represent two major categories of the population on college campuses today: the recent high school gradu- with it. My entire family supports me," she says. Tammy, the youngest, gradu ated from Hertford County High School in 1990. She enrolled in Chowan with plans to get her degree in elementary education. “When I graduated, I had made plans to attend Chowan. That was where I wanted to go. It has worked ate and the student who is coming out for the best all the way around ” hart fn lotAr in lifo _t_ _ » . ^ * . * back to school later in life Susan, the oldest of the six chil dren in the Joyner family, is mar ried and has two daughters, 8 and 11, of her own. She has gone back to school to get her elementary education degree and has found that going back to school later in life is challenging and rewarding., “It is totally different. I had to relearn to study, to budget out time, and to made everything fit together, but I knew I wanted to go back to school and get my degree. I quit my job, and that is what I did— what I wanted to. I went back to school. “My girls think it’s great, and they look up to me. My husband is proud and encourages me to stick she relates. “The first thing that attracted me to Chowan was the quality of the professors, but after I began attending here I really began to appreciate the fact that I could talk to them. I am not just a number, like I would be at a larger school.” Susan hadsimilarthingsinmind when she chose Chowan. “The professors came highly recom mended by my brother and sister David, 21, and Peggy, 26, attended Chowan also. David is now at North Carolina - Chapel Hill after gradu ating from Chowan and teaches at Hertford County Middle School, but she says that if Chowan had had a four-year degree program when she attended, she would have Your Horoscope ByDCB Taurus Keep your pants on, there’s an AIDS virus floating around, you know. Look forward to a good month. Don’t push things, let them come to you. Aries It is time to conquer your big gest fear. If you don’t do it now, it will plaque you for the rest of your life. Stay away from the Taurus.. . try to meet a Leo or Capricorn. Gemini Forget about your petty prob lems, the answer is just around the comer. So get off your butt and get on with your life or bigger prob lems will come your way. Re member, everything works out in the end. Capricorn Take a chance and do some thing you wouldn’t normally do. It may turn out to be the best moment of you life. TTie Leo is awaiting for you. Aquarius A relationship is seriously needed to sooth your anxieties. Look for a person that can relate with you, not a person that just looks good. You better go to hunt ing or you will live lonely for quite a while. Pisces This is the month that you must separate your needs from your wants. Your monetary funds will fall short. Don’t worry, the moons are aligning your way soon, and you will be able to look forward to an overflow of fund, if you are careful. Cancer T ake notice of your friends, they will be your most valuable asset this month. Do not cross them, it could mean your downfall. Try to meet a few more people and form a close bond with one of the, but make sure it is not a Taurus. Leo I wouldn’t recommend driving on 195, especially southbound. If it a must, try taking the back roads. I don’t know what would happen, but I have a strange feeling. Virgo Remember that the only one you should try to impress is yourself. Don’t go overboard trying to get someone’s attention, just be your self and that person will forever be with you. Libra Someone will test your ideas and try to destroy all that you be lieve in. Keep your convictions. Stand for what you believe in no matter what the situation. Scorpio There is no need to worry about tests and quizzes. This is the month that you will peak in intelligence and common sense. You will remember whatever you hear and be able to apply it to everyday life. Sagittarius A new person will walk into your life. Pay careful attention to this person, for he/she will guide you through some hard times in the near future and has must to say on how you can improve your life. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED YESi I am willing to volunteer! WHERE: Riverview Elementary School 201 W. High Street Murfreesboro, N. C. 27855 398-4862 WHEN? Whenever you have the time WHAT? Whatever you choose Would you rather read to the children, or would you rather they read to you? Many of our children need an aunt or uncle or a grandparent to just hold their hand. We have chikJren ages 4 years to 12 years. Some are very tall and some are very short. We have science olympalds,. science fairs, math nights, family math, fieW day, etc. Perhaps you would like to see how much school has changed in the last 5 to 20 years. Would you like to let a 5 year okJ teach you howto use a computer or wouW you mind teaching a 12 year okJ how much to water a plant? Name Address Phone Number: Grade Prefererxie: Time of Day Preference: AM_ PM How soon will you be available? Send to: Dr. Charles Bentley, Marks Hall stayed. “The Math Department provided the mathematical foun dation necessary for me to be an academic success at Chapel Hill. If Chowan ever starts a graduate program. I’ll be the first to sign up.” Since their siblings have faired so well since their Chowan days, Susan and Tammy were asked if they felt any added pressure to do as well or better. Both of them referred to the added edge it gives them because they have people close to them who know what they are going through, and their family has a great network inside of it. “We go to each other for sup port and advice.” “I am glad we are going to school together, Tammy confides. Susan advises me and encourages me. We study together sometimes, and since we have the same major, elementary education, it helps to know that we are going into it together.” Both of these sisters are excited about Chowan’s going four years and the department of education. “I feel like we’re pioneers,” says Susan. “We are going to be among the first teachers to come out of Chowan. I feel like we are going to get a top-notch education.” Tammy summed it up, “At Chapel Hill, the professors do not know you the same way the pro fessors at Chowan do. At Chowan, the relationships with your profes sors are close, like family,” and family is important to these sisters. By Daniel Butler So what’s up on Murfreesboro? Nothing as usual. But guess what: At the Thomason Trauma Cen ter in El Paso, Texas, there are over 6,000 births by Mexican women each year. So who cares, right? But get this, over 70% of these women are not citizens; therefore, since most of the women are poor and cannot afford any type of medical care, they cannot be billed for the cost of birth. The facilities at Tho mason are for trauma patients. In other words, they have little or no choice about who they physician, even if the patient has no visible means of ever being able to pay the bill. The only thing Thomason Trauma Center can do is charge a fee for the application the Mexican patients must fill out. That fee is for one dollar! So, who has to pay for all this . . . you guessed it, taxpayers!! But wait there’s more, the child who is bom in the trauma center in El Paso automatically becomes a citizen, just because he was bom in the U. S. Subsequendy, this leads to a situation where people actually fly into the U.S. to give birth so their child can be come a citizen. So what’s wrong with that? Well, it means that we gave an otherwise “illegal alien” citizenship. So what happens next? Welfare, most likely I And who has to pay for welfare ... that’s right, taxpayers!! However, if you think there’s nothing you can do then you’re wrong. At the end of this article there will be an address you can write to or a phone number you can call. Ask Sen. Sanford about the bill which requires one parent to be a citizen in the U. S. in order for the child who is bom to auto matically become a citizen. IN Science News, the Hubble telescope (you remember the Hubble telescope, don’t you? you know, that telescope that costs billions of tax dollars and then didn’t work. Then it cost a few extra million to fix it!) is bringing back pictures, of, now get this, black holes! Of all the wondrous colorful pictures it could obtain throughout the galaxy, it takes a picture of a black void where no light can ever escape (actually light could theoretically escape but that’s beside the point). I mean, it’s a black hole, people!! I’m sure all the scientists are excited. I can picture them now: standing around a table, looking down at a 6x12 glossy, and saying, “Say, isn’t that blackhole black!” “Why, yes it is! And such a pretty black too!” In other words, it’s like walking into a closet and shutting the door, then pulling out a camera without a flash and taking a picture! It’s major events like this that make me proud to be an American... NOT!! NOW get this, over in the Phil ippines, Amelda Marcos is run ning for president. In case you don’t know who she is, let me refresh your memory. She’s the woman who helped her husband smuggle billions of dollars away from the Filipino govemment. And by the way, when her husband died she had him preserved, frozen, I think! But this is the best part, Amelda claims that she is deprived and desperate, and that she can hardly afford a thing! I guess that means Pizza Shoppe opens in Murfreesboro By Marty Grebing To get good pizza, Chowanians had to go all the way to Ahoskie. Now “The Pizza Shof^ is open forbusiness, we only have to travel about two blocks. Located across the street from Fast Fare, it is an ideal place for Chowan students to go. Being within walking distance, huge carpools are not necessary. “The Pizza Shoppe” is a family- owned and operated business. George Roussis, the general man ager, along side his father, financed the establishment and looks for ward to working with the college. When asked about some of his goals, Mr. Roussis repUed, “We really want to work with the col lege students”. The business for a resturant that that serves good pizza and gives Chowan students a considerable discount is enormous. To get a student discount, all that is neces sary is to present your Chowan identification, (see “The Pizza Shoppe ad for prices). George Roussis likes to do business on a personal level. When you go in to eat, simply approach him and introduce yourself. Admittedly, he may not remember all names but he would like to get to know the students. So don’t be afraid to walk in and say hello. Something I have been looking forward to and sincerely believe many businesses is this town are idiots for not having is a delivery service. “The Pizza Shoppe” plans on having a delivery that targets Literary club being formed Members of the English faculty invite anyone interested in litera ture to meet casually, infonnally in Marks 315 on Monday, February 17, at 3:30 to initiate meetings of what we’ll call for now The Liter ary Club. The idea is to have a good time talking about books and authors, reading poems, discuss ing films or literature generally. Anyone can come—faculty, stu dents, strangers on their way to Milwaukee, your Uncle Bubba— anyone interested n literature. We’ll meet in Marks 315 and the agenda for the meeting on the 17th hasn’t been set up. We might begin with a discussion of mutila tions in Renaissance drama or sources of ecstasy in the novel of the city, but more likely we’ll begin with the questions, “Read any good books lately?” Come sit, come read, but join us! the students. Although all of the details have not been worked out yet, Mr. Roussis shared some of his ideas. Instead of a person placing an order and having it delivered, then ten minutes later another person places an order, Mr. Roussis decided to have a delivery schedule. This will save time, money and effort on both sides. The delivery will roughly be dorm oriented. For instance, they will deliver to Dunn at 4:00 pm, Jenkins at 7:00, or something to that effect. Perhaps they wiU make one round through all the dorms every few hours. It will beplanned to be a great convenience to Chowan students. “The Pizza Shoppe” is open seven days a week, 11:00 am - 11:00 pm Monday- Saturday, 2:00 pm -10:00 pm Sunday, so drop by and try it out. Wrestlers, football players, and coaches have all eaten at The Pizza Shoppe and not one single nega tive word has been heard! Having eaten there myself, I can attest to the fact that it is well work your business. So, the next time you get the cravings for some really good pizza, don’t go all the way to Ahoskie —just go down the street. she’ll have to move out of her $2,000 a day suite in Honolulu, and as for her poor frozen husband, I guess he’ll have to sleep in the dessert section of Shoney’s. DOES anyone remember Jerry Falwell, I think it was Jerry Fal- well, wasn’t it. It doesn’t matter, they all sleep with the same hook ers, anyway! But wasn’t it him that said he needed 9 million doUars or God was going to take his life? Can you believe this guy? I say this, instead of me paying Jerry money, why doesn’t Jerry take out an in surance policy that clearly states that if he’s struck dead by God, then his ministry will receive 9 million dollars! That way, I don’t have to pay anything. God can kill him, and the insurance company can pay the ministry 9 million dollars! NOW this brings me to the question of insurance. I don’t understand it! I mean. I’ll pay a certain amount of money all of my life and if I die they give my recipi ents a certain amount, minus the company’s share. I say, let me keep my money aU my life and spend what I can, than when I die. I’ll give the insurance company what’s left over! And car insurance is worse. For instance, say I have to pay $1,000 a year. If I only have one wreck through the entire year, and say it only costs $50, then the insurance company will have made $950profit! Butthat’snot the worst part, the worst part is; they raise my insurance cost because I wrecked! What a wonderful world we live in! B UT before I give the Senator’s address, I was wondering if any one could tell me why professional bowling is shown on T. V. It has to be the most boring thing in the world. I mean it’s not even a sport. Bowling is fat, balding, middle- aged men wearing ugly blue shirts and drinking. That’s all it is! And I don’t care what situation the bowler is in, the stupid announcers ask each other the same dumb thing time and time again; “So what do you think he’ll try to do this time?” Duh!! What else can he do, he’s gonna try and knock the -#*@#- pins down, you moron!! Some times, I worry about this world! Live your dreams — peace. Sen. Terry Sanford 716 Hart Senate Office Bldg. 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