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THE DECREE
Monday, December 4, 1968
POIYTIN’ AROUND
by Omar Duts & Steve DeArm
Here we are back from the
Holidays, presenting our fourth
consecutive Poiyting Around,
let’s just hope we can con
tinue. This week’s column
will be short - but *sweet
(HA!) stressing a few juicy
tidbits from the Thanksgiving
F estivities.
This week the Hickey of the
Week Award - does not go to
a Wesleyan student. Constable
Downing is the recipient his
dog Ralph Jr. kissed him on
the nick. To whom it may
concern: Portville - Steve
is coming home for Christmas.,
We hope the Holidays help Paul
Robbinett bear fruit where he
needs it most, after his run
in with the freshmen boys. Saw
Harper’s dog with a tie on
the other day, but isn’t it funny
how beings who live together
a long time tend to look like
each other? Who owns who?
Ever since D. B. went to
the movies last week - CLYDE
BARROW Lives!!
Sometime when you’refeel-
ing low (and want a lift) visit
The Deviates Den, Louie &
Beatle are the establishments
mentors.
Gee Charlottes got Gill’s now!
Seriously George - NICE
TIRES!
Hear Ye Hear Ye, let it be
known in the county of Nash,
in the soverign state of North
Carolina this 4th day of De
cember in the year of our Lord
(wherever He may be - dead
or alive) nineteen hundred and
sixty seven, that ROSEY HAS
A CAR ON CAMPUS!! That
was a wasted sentence wasn’t
it?
Sad and improbable story of
the Month: Over the holidays
Tom Beach chanced to see a
pond in a federal game reserve-
and taking his gun with him-
he got goosed by the fuzz.
He will need a lawyer.
Seriously Frankenstein, when
you see a stop sign - step
on the brake, NOT the accel
erator And driving a police
car too. Such a NICE guy.
Really Reilly you were really
going 15mph. We feel sorry
I
I
BEAT
THOSE
KNIGHTS!
■
Toronto—Applications submit
ted by coeds to the unofficial
computer dating center at the
University of Toronto indicate
the virginity rate at the Uni-*
versity has increased 20% in
the past year. Computer en
gineer John Pullam said 80%
of the feminine applicants
claimed virginity this year,
compared to 60% last year,
“That’s quite a gain”, Pullam
said, “Personally, I don’t be
lieve it,”
READ THIS!
by John Dorsey
Admittedly, not much happens
on a campus as small as Wes-
leyan’s, but we are sure that
many things of interest are
overlooked,
THE DECREE, in the interest
of more diversified coverage
of Wesleyan’s news, would like
some new writers, Atthispoint
you are wondering what you
could do for us. Perhaps you
took a trip to the jungles
of the Amazon this summer,
we don’t know. However, there
are interesting people in this
college, doing interesting
things.
Those persons interested
enough to contribute work, or
present themselves for an in
terview can come to THE
DECREE office or see me In
room 215 Edgecombe.
We’re not as dull as we think.
for Skip.
Norma we think we should
say something nice about you
so. Something nice about you
Norma.
A Belated “Happy Birthday”
to "Coach” Harper our beloved
gym keeper on his 58th birth
day last Nov, 27th, Don’t worry,
they won’t retire you. You’re
more of a tradition than the
fountain.
You might ask Barbara
Koehnlein what it was that stuck
to her wall sometime back
after she came in on a date.
As our poiyting note: “Smok
ing is the easiest thing in the
world to give up. I’ve done
it hundreds of times,” —Mark
Twain
IIHiHIWIHIMIHI
Gun Club News
At last! The Decree has
finally heard from theTfational
Rifle Association. Their letter
pledged full support for our
endeavor, and they have
furnished us with the names
of two field representatives.
Either of these gentlemen is
available for counseling and/
ora possible visit to the cam
pus. Complete information con
cerning affiliation with the NRA
has also been received.
From the Department of
Wildlife and Resources of the
State of North Carolina, acom-
'plete programfor the establish
ment of a Hunter-Safety Course
has been provided. The course
is open to prospective instruc
tors as well as to those persons
who seek instruction in safety
and subsequent registration
with the NRA,
The only immediate stumb
ling block is the lack of an
advisor. Once a suitable fac
ulty member has been located,
a meeting of all of those who
signed the petition and any other
prospective participant will be
called. Read The Decree for
further developments.
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