PAOK FOriJ
MAROON AND GOLD
SATninAY, OCTOBER 18, 1941
JOLTS AND JARS
At risk of losing many of our
friends (?) and admirers (?), we
are going to attempt again (?)
this year to amuse “you all” with
our incoherent and pointless
ramblings. This was made ap
parent to us last week when one
of our friends (?) said, quote,
“That xqox-zxzx (etc.) thing
again?” unquote. But being as
we probably won’t be around
much longer we figure that we
may as well get our kicks while
we can—(they’re painless this
way!)
Right now there is quite a stink
in the music biz—this said stink
being the result of the sudden
realization of certain peace (?)
officers that some musicians
smoke reefers; i. e. marihuana.
Also the arrest of Cliff Leemans,
drums Charlie Barnet, upon a
^ ,;i cotic law (violation—all of
tl'.is being a result of the death of
two Barnet sidemen, "Bus”,
Ttri and Lloyd Hundling. Now we
don’t say that Leemans or any
other musicians who might be
involved with him in this viola
tion should be defended for their |
action, because they are old
enough to know better. But
what jars us is the way the West'
to go to bed so we may as well
close now so we can get some
»‘ep before all the freshmen star'
getting up for breakfast! In clos
ing we should like to say to our
new readers (?) that we usually
close with a joke or some witty
bit of foolishness. But we can’t
find our third edition of “Joe
Miller’s Joke Book” so you tell
some upperclassman that you read
this column and you liked it.
P. S. You’ll get your laugh—
P. P. S. Bye now
P. P. P. S. All fan mail, eats,
tobacco’s and free tickets accept
ed.
P. P. P. P. S. Hush money also
accepted.
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Coast papers played it up. These successful completion of
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musicians are narcotic addicts or: awarded for the
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the union and most well known ,
musicians are union members
' who like their jobs. Also bear in
mind it could happen to your
butcher, lawyer, doctor, etc., just
as well.
It is interesting to know the
current fav “I Don’t Want to Set
the World on Fire” was record
ed over two years ago by Rarlan
Leonard and Oichestra, but it
never caught on until now.
Jimmy Dorsey is continuing
his rise to the top of the band
heap by announcing his contract
to do a pV for Paramount, star
ring Dottie Lamour and Jimmy’s
vocalists. Bob E\-'rly and Helen
O’Connell entitled “Fleets In.”
The salary Jimmy is to draw
will be second only to that Kay
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RKO.
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