PAOE .FOUR
MAROON AND GOLD
SATURDAY, APRIL 25, 1913
JOLTS AND JARS
John “Pidnves" VoUard
It's at tiini's like tlicsr that oiir
tliDU^'lits ttini to iloflicr Nattiv
little playiuatfs. P.,y tlie way
^lotluT A’aturo is I'cally woiulci-
ful; a mill ion years a,"0 she
didn't know that wo were !>oiii”- to
wear ulasses yet look whev(> she
put our ears. We’ve known (luito
a few of ^Mother JVature's pets.
'I’hey were and arc very interesr-
ins fellows. Pirst there was (V-
driek, the fish, he was a very aris-
tix.‘ratic fish. Veali, his ancestors
Bwani under the ilayflower. 'I'hen
there was Klnicr, the elephani,
who liked his drink. That was ali
riii'lit but every time he not drunk
he saw v>ink Prank Pucks. And
there’s Ilessie, the hen, a very easy
•loinj; chicken. Hessie was always
very cooi)erative, hut last week she
lialked when they tried to make
lier swim in hot water so she'd lav
liard-boiled ec'^'s. Xow .1 iirss, the
crow, always had a hard time.
Thinii's never came easy for him.
"Whv last year dun to the drouj>ht
the coi'ii was so low he had to
knee! down to eat it. Xow we’ll
sum Ti]) this little lesson in “Xa-
nire Study” with the basic diffei^-
ence between a flea and an ele
phant. Did you know that the
l)asic difference between'the flea
and the elephant is that the ele-
jihant can have fleas but th(> flea
can't have elephants. However if
you didn’t know that then nniybe
von know what assets are. Assets
are little donkeys. We could tell
you more 1)ut it would onlv lead
to bloodshed and more Senate
ineetinj^s!
Did You Know Shiff
That Rudy Va'tev recently ce
lebrated his twelfth consecutive
_ sponsored year in radio, or that he
inaJe liTs radfo debut iii I-ondon
while still a student at Yale^
That Wimffon (^hurchill is a
recording’ fan, and that his favo
rite album is on(> by the “South-
ernaires” ?
That Pennv (Joidman buihls
miniature homes in his si>are
time ?
'i'hat James ilelton, Hell Te-
le])hone Hour, collects old hats?
That Pea Wain collects restau
rant menus ?
1'hi^t Prskine Hawkins is a gra
duate of Alabama State 'I'eachers
(’ollcfie, or that he taua'ht drama
tics and niusic Ix'fore startinji' his
band (
That the Andrews Sisters have
sold over 7,800,0lKt recorils, or
that Patty was tai) dancing; champ
of ^linnesota, or that I,a\ erne
won acclaim as a concert pianist,
or that -Maxene handh'S theii' bus
iness and personal affairs?
'I'hat Hob ('hester was once a
star pitcher on the Pniversity of
IJayton nine, or that he luid offers
from the Detroit Tif>ers and the
lioston lied Sox (
'I'hat Walter Gi’oss, C1!S stu
dio band leader, has five fire
places in his home ?
'I'liat Xavier Cujfat's three nick
names are (’ooj>ie, the Xinj;’, and
‘■X” ?
Cetrainly wsh we could get
some mail. 'The situation is so
acute that last ni^ht we wrote
a letter but forgot to >i,irii
so we don't know wlii) seiit it.
Alont>- with the millions of
others we’d like to encouraae you
to buv War Ponds and Stamps.
Py all means don’t be as tifiht as
tlie Scotchman who took his kills
out of schcx>l because they had to
]>ay attention; or the f^ny wlio’s
so stingy that he looks over hi?
glasses, to keep from w'earin.i^
them out.
Well so long we’ve gotta go.
We have an appointment with
Charles Poyer’s brother, IJfebouy.
Rut he’ll probably be late though,
the only thing that he ever did on
time was to buy an automobile.
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V-7 Recruiting Unit |
At Elon Last Monday I
On Moday April '20 a comidete
V-7 Kt'cruitiui; L'uii was on lin-
third floor of the Uelifjious K(hi-
cation buildinjj. 'I'he T'nit con
sisted of a d(X‘tor from the Navy
^Medical Department and other ot-
ficers to furnish api)licants a com-
lilete ])hysical examination. Il
the a))i)licant was ahle to present
all of the necessary papers he
was sworn into tlie P. S. Naval
iicserve, Uefore this time the ap
plicant had to s'o to iialeigh tr.
take the examination for tlie V-7.
Since the V-7 is closiui; on Mav
1, this was the last opportunity to
ii'ct in fraininf>' as an lMisi_;>:n in
the P. S. Navy.
In this i)rof>ram there is a 30
day elementary training period
at Notre Dame Pniversitv. Ucr"
an insight into life aboard ship is
fiiven and the fiuidamcnfaIs of
military disci])line and of naval
customs and usajje. 'I'hose who
pass this elementary trainin;; are
then sent to one of the Reserve
ilidshipman Schools for thi'ce
months of intensive study. At
the end of this p(“riiMl, if still (pia-
1 ified, individuals are connnis-
sioned an Knsifjn in the Naval Re
serve and s\d)ject to active dtitv
immediately.
Klon is well represented in
this branch of the navy. -I ack
Fotishee, who };raduated in l‘.41,
left last week for Notre Dame
for the pri\ary trainin;;-. Other.-
who have (|ualified for this branch
but have not vet }jone for train-
inii; vet are: Richard Casey, Her-
nie Askins, Kent J)ennan, lioyd
('lajip, -lack Poone, Ed Shaw%
I.ouis Adair, Kd Watts, ^lollv
Craft, and .Jimmy Darden. 'I'hese
will be calleil as soon as they
^■aduate from Elon.
J’//ANA'S
'I'hanks so very much to the )K-r-
son who was •responsible for the
return of the* Maroon and (Sold
dictionary to the Print Shop.
'Fhe dictionary disappeared se
veral weeks a>>;o and returned one.
day this wek to the spot where it
had perviously rested. The ex
treme kindness of the person re-
turninfi: tlie dictionary is appre
ciated by all those associated
with the Maroon and Gold.
thanks again,
The Maroon and Gold Staff
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