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M I could hqp* for tnt
. -ThU 1. tntend«l •• «n
totroductlon. pur«ly optical, which
Seans >-ou c.n Uke It or loive It.)
II you c»ii reid. you h»ve read the
iBtioducUon which mean* that
dont have anythin* elae to cto a^
thereby will continue readln* thli. no
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Day Student
Sketch-Book
■VANNMBOI
Bobta]^«nl and flMMar (M. FrMli.
man ymi aM altek, aophlaUcMvd Sen
ior. caniwa woU and wohrarin*—
they are all km la fen*. T« aay
Socially
Speaking
* —- « —MB aww. ««
It another way. troB alacka to swaat-
en, tnm wlnMown bob to upawaep,
from Burllttfton and Oraham. Oib-
aoavllle aad Eloa. Haw River aad
baxapahaw, and polnta north, caat,
•outh ami weM. tti^'re her*. WHO?
Why. of coorae. the Day Stoodenta.
Why are they here? SUly qaeetlon.
To itudy, of courw. Now left meet
a few of tbeee foUa.
First of all It la very much in order
to welcome our trantfer itudent*.
how » *o«. ~ I H*>«" Cobh from BurUn*ton. a re-
^ iMder bertdet me. who lovei li*lon major, cornea to ua from W.
fcTiee my ituff In print. IC. U. N. C. We re pretty *lad to
Here u a poetic Injuatice that I’ll, have you. Helen. Amelia Ann Flow-
CD to you, becauae It ao well; era, the *al with the upsweep spent
nmsset our lentlmenU these chilly her first two year* at Lenoir Rhyne.
xiM title it "Ode To A After absence of one year which
she spent at Catawba, we welcome
Jo Nell Dixon t>ack.
We re mi*hty happy to have Cath
erine Cooper in the Day Studeilts'
Parlor a*ain. The campus loss Is
truly our gain. Lucille Truitt Is
back with us after leavln* the early
I part of the year for the Cadet Nurses'
Corps. Lucy's sitter. Blanche. Is alao
,1 .i™.. I mun nave ' here Ruthle CUrk. after a wonderful
A ttousand tlme^muK n^-~^ . Wyhln*ton. D. C.. for a year
’ il^? 'haa come back for some more Elon
h*d! knowledge. The Day StudenU are
^ ... >hmit having a very well represented In the Mu*ie
.i.‘^?!‘* , ,»lw«k^ll»I^~nt, 'Department by Wayne Moore, SaUor
dedicaUon^f-tl^wwk ^ i WllUrd s brother, not to mentiwi
S^.':^.t''^^S,^l«« to^wrm.*^ i ^^-.‘or from BurUngton. Dootay
iwUy would like to dedicate a welt I Bo Bo.
pUced kick to Je*»le Thurecht ^ j^is column has always had a hard
MMiaret lUwU lor CAlliog tat rw j keeping Mp with Dale He^ey’s
1 think that 1 have never read
A poem at lovely aa a bed—
A bed where 1 may lie and doie
As each fleeting moment goes—
A bed that'* not too cold or hot.
Although It may be Jutt a cot - -
A thousand timet I mutt have aaid
t* IM hittlac « .
ptak aa tlM riwianrt chart wttk tha
«reddln«i a( two •( Ha praaaat ata-
denta, aad oIm «l laat jMfa grad-
uataa.
Mlaa IMan laa Mima, M Jackaw.
N. C.. waa married July I to Jaaaaa
D. Rumley, Jr., at Bloa CoUega. Tte
bridegroom'a tatker aerved at baat
nan. aad Mlai OoUla Horria, aa
alumaua ol Elon aad aMer at
bride, waa her oaly attaadaat
Mlaa Ethere Florence Brastpa waa
married to Eageae Pretton Poa, Jr.,
Augutt IS at the Peatecoatal HoU-
nett ChuRh in WhltavUle. Tba Bar.
Earl r. Farrell, a graduate ol Elon,
performed the ceremsny. Maid of hon
or waa the bridea altUr, Mita Ruby
Braxton. Mitaea Joyce Smith and
betty Sue Lloyd were attandanU
Mlaa Maty Ellen McCanu waa wd
to William Ellit Evane, on Augutt 17
«t St. Joha't MeUodiit Ckurcb la
Anderaon, 8. C. Mlaa MeCanto wat
the editor ot the Maroon and Cold
laat year. Mlaa Martha McDaniel waa
her maid of honor.
Campus
Personality
Mltrre* Maude Greenfield. Dean
o( Women, entertained the Pan Hell
enic Council at tea, September IX at
b:4S. Thoae attending were Mlaa
Jetaie Thurecht, repreaentlng the
DelU Upallon Kappa Sorority; Mlta
\'irginla Ezell, repretentlng the Bata
Omicron Bete Sorority; Mlaa Betty
Sue Lloyd, rcpreetntlng the Pi Kappa
Tau Sorority; and Mita Marjorie
Wright, repreaentlng the Tau Zeta
Phi Sorority.
htired. but 1 fear that wouldn't be I friends, but yours truly did no-
aUowed; so I'U be nice and dedicate a • - -
vote of thank* to the dean of women.
ui«« Greenlield, lor that hot cho-
coUte and hot coffee on these chUly
night*. She'* tiii* week's nomlnaUon
tor "Mi** Morale Builder of 1945."
Now 1 know why *o many people
died with their boot* on—they are to
bard to get off. My roommate and
1 let our dftily doien In rainy weath
er by tugging to get each other i
boots olf.
Seemed like the good old days witn
Bobt>y Johnston and Ellta Boyd on
eamput funln* at each other and not
metnin* a word of it. The stars in
their eyes belle their words The
ettratl struggle on campus nc
most nearly equals their* it the one
Benton and Burch keep yp
Somebody thould sponsor a beauty
contest for the girl most beautiful-
on-a-rsiny-day. or “Miss Stormy
Weither." The winner thould get a
Hollywood contract becauae rainy
weather reaUy beata a glrl't ap-
petrtoce.
Walter Winchell carried thit in hit
column sometime ago; but hearin*
about that freshman boy who wan
dered in on the girlt' physical edu-
ciUon cIass 4fid thought he was on
a ranch because he never s*w so
many calves in one place before, re
minded me of It. Her^ ’tis: Girls
who ride horses have lep like
( ); girls who didn't eat their spinach
have legs like this ) (; but glrla who
took lhei( cod liver oil have legs like
this !!.
uivti aaa^tsw, » v ——
tice that ahe wu particularly elated
when Billy Tapacott unexpectedly
came home thia past week-end.
Maybe I'm behind time, but what
happened to BUI Crenahaw. Dale?
The one and only Leon Hinton 1*
sUll »*th ui. but for how long, only
Uncle Sam can tell. At the time of
writing tt la an open question wheth
er Jack Storey. Mac MacCalloct, Bill
Clapp, Jutt to mention a few. will
continue with ut for the taaie rea
son
W* want «a alaft «k* ymr rigM,
wa are glad ta aaalMla Mlaa EU—
beth Parkar, talUarty kaowa aroiiad
campaa aa ‘‘Uk," at ear IMt eaaa-
poa petaonaUty al tkt jraar. L|a, a
aenlor, ta Iraai Saakaijr, North Caro
lina. (It aaaaa that a M o( aw«
people coaaa boat that fart a tha
coualiT—It aaat ba baeaaaa tt la aa
cloaa to tka VlrgtaUa Uaa.) Ska aenrea
at prwrtdant d tka wiaartl, tha wtm-
en'a Judicial kady, aa a ayaker ol
the Beta Oataraa Bata aaaial aatarl-
ty; a' ■amker ol tka PI Oanuaa Miii
national aodal tdaace tratemity; on
the Student CkrlaUaa Aaaodatloa Sao-
ior Cabinet; aad aa a member ol tha
Houtehold Atta Club.
After a gnrt deal of mental effort
Lib arrived at the conclualon that
aeema inevltakla In lettara and cob-
vertation—weatker. Hot weatker and
rainy Elon waatkar aaea to be her
only ditliket. Her likaa were net ao
bard to deeeribe. Friendly people
head the liat Than come good food,
good time*, and aport. (And we for
got to mention alM alao taid aome-
tbing about liking men. We warent
ture which keadlng it came under,
but probably It comes under the
'Liket' column.)
The Frcakmaa at well aa tka ap-
peiclasunen kaow her. She waa one
of the firat Elonltet that the Fresh
men girla met, aad we are aurc that
ahe helped to make them Uke our
college. Her own (riendllneaa nuiat
occation her Uking ot other friendly
people.
ELON SODA
SHOP
‘WHERE THE GANG MEETS”
You Name It-"We Have It
Or Wc’ll Get It!
GX COUE8PONDDKNCI
Saturday night, September IS, ao
Informal get-to-getber waa held in
Alamance Parlor apontorad by the
Student (Council.
Miss Lucille Morgan received a dia
mond from Wayne Taylor, a member
of the Elon student body last year,
while he waa home 'bn a furkNigh.
Wayne hat now reported back to
Scott Field. 111. Here't hoping they
can toon be together ag^.
Lib wont be with ua but one more
quarier, then ahe plana to teach
achool. However, at long at the la
here and whenever ahe retuma you
can be ture when you meet her you
will get a warm amlle and an ex-
urberant "Hi, there!”
Mitt Ida Maude Greenfield aerved
coffee September 13 at f:*# to tka
I Junior and Senior glrla who will
I serve as hostesses at the teblaa in
Sheik Belly a alater and Pal Faul-jt*"
toner's sla are two cute girli. with I
«rr words The *" The Pan HeUenic CouncU haa la-
‘SLprnowthatlj^^trlSSde-^t^y'S.e-^.^^^ ' ‘
:—■ “ .Iri sued mviuuont to an informal tea
u- with. dance to be held in the RecepUon Hall
with Biddy Fauiconer ^ ^ of Wett Dormitory tonight
with Biddy Baukoner U Rose
Braxton from Burlington. You're
THK PBpr SHOP
First there’s Tom. He’s always wor
ried about enough copy. Then comes
Verdalee. She's worried i%:riod. What
ley never has his stuff In on time.
uses words only he and Web>
Bter can define. Brownie over at the
prett, wants to go to a ball game but
that dumed sport page came In late ao
it doesn't look as if he can nake iL
Benton comes wandering in and aasrv
she has to go meet Jack. Mary*Coxe
^^>okes drawling in and says that that
dad blamed man Wouldn't give her
because she had the wrong klad
permit. What we want to know
“ how this paper gets out anyway.
YOU WANT TO «4T
DROP BY YOUB
College
Bookston
wclcome. boys!
If any of you dont know Bill Staf
ford yet. by all meana get acquaint
ed. Hit cheerful tmile will make
you feel good for a week.
Hear ye! Hear ye! Did you know
that M»ry Li». aliat "Simpie.''Simp-
son. is a dignified Senior. WfcU—a
Senior anyhow.
U you ahould aee a cute blond ap
proximately five feet three from Gra
ham. the name U Jane Whittemore.
Remember, atoodenta, you dont
loiow your Ekm if you dont know
..our day ttudenla. ao keep «P
BiU CUpp. preaident ot the D. S. O^,
and follow thia column for facta, fig-
urea, Janciea. low down, and other-
viae. Bye now.
DR. JOBNION SOCBTT TAM8
THUS MWMW
elon PLATERS MAKE
PLANS FOR TEAR
The strangest things continue to
turn up in the mail. Lateat contribu
tion to GI Joc'a humor, aa somebody
Uie to somebody, waa aonething
like tkla:
My Dead Joe;
The next time 1 want to be la data
R—Be there when tkey go, and Be
tkere wken they get back. re
cruiting officer a'>"’'l me If I waa
an Alien, and I repi. “No, I feel
line." The doctor aaid he had ex
amined 140,000 men and that I waa
the moat perfect physical wreck be
had aeen. Then he handed me a card
—Claaa A.
Then I went ofi to camp, and I
gueaa they didnt think I’d Uve long
ihe fellow wrote on my card—flying
coTpa. Then they gave me my uni
form. They have two alaea, too large
ana too small. The shoes arc to big
I turn around three times and they
don't move. And what a raincoat. It
strained the rain.
I paaaed an officer all dieaaed vP.
and he called after me, "Hay, dldi\t
you aee what 1 have onT” And I aaid,
Yomr Inqutrirg Reporter ta on the ' What are you kicking about. L«ok
'looaa again. Tkta tlaM ahe aaked tke »bat they gave me!”
I Preahaen wkat they tiitna of Elon and Three daya later we aailed for
received the following lepliea; lAuatralia and then we went to the
Ittenchea. The cannon roared, and
- --— — Well. I'm craiy the ahella fell. I started shaking with
about it Worda Juat doat expreaa patriotiam. I tried to hide behiad a
my iaebnjp. jtree, but there werent enough for
Mary Loalae Ftn—l lib It better | ^
•v»rv Lv I *•*“ •* “• •“ *ooklng
f5adJa*iOo—I think »fi a eary * •*«'
nice place. | j ^ ^ ^
mlttake. I'm not dead.” And tkey
aaid. "Lie down: do yon want to nuke
a fool out ol tke doctor?" Next time.
I'm taking a crack at tke Navy—The
Johnaonlan.
CONTRnCTED
It la rumored that one ol tke Freak-
man thooght that a war bond waa a
marriage Ucenae and that anotber
moron thought that Pitching Woo
wat a Chlnete game.
Short ttory: But darling, it wouldnt
have happened II you kad waited until
after I anaead to klaa aic.
The Elon Player* met laat Thura-
day morning in the Little Theatre and
made plana for the year. Kathleen
Young, preaident of tlie organiiatlon,
presided, welcomed the new mem
bers and reminded all of their respon
sibilities. Varioua commltteea have
been appointed fo{ the work on the
Players’ next production, “Moor
Bom." which, is now being rehearaed.
Mra. L. E. Smith, Jr., sponsor of
the Playert and college inatructor in
dramatics, told the group of the Dra
matic Department's plana to preeent
miniature ''Oacart" to tlM beat actor
and actreaaea, and the l>e*t aupporting
I actor and actreaa for the year. A
faculty committee wUl be the ludget.
The Dr. Johnton Uterary S«^
K- three new member* into
“organiiatlon. Carl Neal. P™^‘
Claaa wa* elected
»t a recent meeting. He replacaa Bob
Grlli^who will not return jmW
ttuTnSt oarter. Ea>eraon Whatley
waa elected to be parllamenUrlaa
The tocfcaty to plannln#« itM
to be held in the near future.
PHDIN TO lEPRlW**
CAROLINA COACH COIiPANT
juntai Peedln, a domUtary aealw.
haa aoceptwl a P«»U»“
ol the CaroU ta Coach Ctmym ^
and lumaanlty. Mr.
JSdla hiworkad wlth-tlte oo..^
al tke Paion B-Ja Termfiial In fta^
ettevUle lor tUe P*»t
He wlU not have an otOtt aera ^
studente and townapeople W tocuie
bua tlckete by contacting him.
SBPTEMBRR SUNSWNI
The big raina brought flooda to
many parte of the Old Nottth Stete.
But here we are relatively lucky.
About the only indication of the high
water that haa been so damaging elae-
where haa been the Seaboard tralna
rolling by on tne bouthem Railroad,
fnat long Whoo-Hoo from tne atraaaa-
lined enginks fi a novelty to u« It
naa become a current dlveraion to leg
it to tke aouth aide to aee the extraa
travel through eaat-or-west bound.
Claaaaa aeem to have a brighter air
BOW that the aunlight haa etumed.
Brighter atudente? Well. i. >w, tkat
dependa, aa they aay in Boaton. But
■nyway, we daat kave those terrible
Florida hurrlcanaa; nor do we worry
about the weather, as tke CalUora-
la do. Oeoerally ipaaklng. Caro
lina weatker-la a Uttle better tke
yaw round tkaa any other aUte can
ooMt. Folka IroiB Virginia may kave
a dilfamwpiniao, but tkey Juat cant
help tkair native prejudlcaa, and we
never hold it against them.
Francea Glenn—Well, I like it OJl.
Orrtlle RoMaaoo—It’a a twell place
and people are very friendly—aoiae-
thing unutual and we have very good
instnictort, too.
Clcu MlUei^I like it very much
becauae tke people here are ao much
friendlier than they are In tke North.
Jack Foater^It'a O.K., but I kave
my doubts.
Marjorie Msoro—I love It!
Sarah Dickeiia I really mean tkla,
I dont think I could have come to a
better place to take my pre-nuraing
course.
Donald Kemodle—It’a OJC.—a fine
Anne Byrd—I Jutt love all the
pie—etpecially Betty Benton.
Jean Weal-I Uke tt brt I kMW M
like it before I came becauae I’d been
here betoia- _
Aoyd Biyct—u a'k very nice place
-very friendly.
Bette Murray—I think tt’a alts aad
1 prefer it to a larger achooL ^ _
Jack Holt—0*e thing I notice about
itj it't one of the friendlieat placet
I've ever aeen.
AmeUa Flowers—1 dont even think
about it, I )uat go.
hoapltal they told me I wat going to
the Morgue. I taid, "There’t aome
Two soUiera were atanding on the
d^ ot a ahip diacuaaing tkelr pre
war occupations. One ol them said
that he was a lamier and could make
anything grow. Tke ether aaid that
he wat a magiriaa. “What can you
do?" atked the other. “I can make
thlngt ditappear," waa tke reply.
At that aecond, wham, bam, bang!—
a torpedo hit the ahip.
Sometime alter they both found
themetlvet alone on a raft ., . .'the
ahip, the crew, and everything bad
diaappeared.
“I suppoae,"’ aaid tke fanner-aol-
dler, ‘that you think that waa funny.”
Curious fly.
Vinegar Jar.
Slippery edge.
Pickled bug.
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