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MAROON AND GOLD
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1948
Ultra-Modern Vaudeville Revue
Coming To Carolina Stage Tuesday
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Gustoff, Dr. Sloan’s Favorite, Passes
ELEVEN ELON STUDENTS
I Continued From Page One)
of his Freshman Class, Sophomore
Class president and vice-president of
his Junior Class.
Mr. Kernodle, current student
body president, is from Elon Col
lege. He also served as president of
his Freshman and Junior classes.
in the Army. Twiddy has served as
Freshman SCA president, and IRC
president. Ministerial Association
president during his Sophomore
year. He is current president of the
IRC.
Fictitious Student, Invented By
Class, Lamented By Classmates
PROF. EARL DANIELEY
(Continued From Page One)
Danieley on the election ruling fol-
Marine Corps veteran Ed Nash isi^ows:
KAYNE and FOSTER, the famous
dancing team that just closed a suc
cessful engagement at the Village
Barn in New York City, will appear
in person on the stage of the Car
olina theatre, Burlington, next Tues
day, along with the Ultra-modern
Vaudeville Revue, FOLIES DE-
PAREE, featuring five great acts.
You’ll see and enjoy such notables
as JEAN EDERLE, one of Broad
way’s cleverest Comediennes and
Mistress of Ceremonies, recently
featured at the New York Latin
Quarters.
THE GRAYSONS, America’s lead
ing exponents of the Adagio, just
completed five weeks at the Roxy
Theatre, New York.
CHRISTIANA, in her original
jungle dances, comes direct from
the Club Cairo, Washington, D. C.
j Last but not least, the two world-
famous black-face comedians, Em-
j mett Miller and McBee, plus the
PARISIAN RHYTHM BAND,
j FOLLIES DE PAREE will appear
on the Carolina stage for four per
formances only, at 2:15, 4:15, 7:15
and 9:15 o’clock. The usual low
stage-show prices will prevail.
from Durham, N. C. He was senate
representative and Maroon and Gold
reporter during his Sophomore year
and president of the Elon Players as
a Junior. His major is English.
Mr. Parker, current editor of Ma
roon and Gold, is from High Point,
N. C. He is an Army Engineers vet
eran, with three years service in the
Pacific Theatre. During his fresh
man and Junior years he earned let
ters in footbal, and is now president
of the Men’s Cuoncil.
Mr. Stafford is from Burlington.
As a Sophomore, he was vice-presi
dent of his- class, columnist for Ma
roon and Gold and president of the
German Club.
A pre-med major, Mr. Widenhouse
is from Kannapolis, N. C. During
his Junior year he was class presi
dent, sports writer for Maroon and
Gold, and a member of the debating
team.
Mr. Hailey, a married veteran of
four years’ service with the Army,
is from Leaksville, N. C. He is a
ministerial student.
Another ministerial student, Bax
ter Twiddy is from Norfolk, Va. He
is a veteran with three years’ service
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“My criticism is two-fold: (1)
Chairman Vernon was unfair to me
and to the citizens of the county by
not informing us of this change in
procedure as early as possible. In
fact, he didn’t tell me until I called
on him. [2) The people of any
county should have the right to se
lect their own Board of Education.
The office is a minor one, but it is
of tremendous importance. It is in
conceivable that the members of the
State Legislature will study qualifi
cations other than political affilia
tion. We should rise up ana de
mand a change in the law before the
next election.”
ANSWERS TO M. AND G. QUIZ
1.—Frank Tingley.
2.—Robert Shaw.
3.—Joe Gustoff.
4.—Adult Education Classes.
5.—Thomas E. Dewey.
6.—At Prof. Cloyd Paskins’ home.
7.—Norman Cordon.
8.—J. E. Danieley.
9.—Short-Story Contest.
10.—Truth and Travesty.
grades. He never came to class but
he always managed to send his pa
pers by someone.
It has been but about a week ago
that a member of the class came
dashing in all excited, exclaiming,
“Gustoff’s in the hospital. He got
hurt again this Saturday night in
the game and I don’t think he’ll pull
through this time. It sure is bad.”
Dr. Sloan, trying to make the boy
feel better about poor Joe, remark
ed, “I really am sorry to hear about
Gustoff, but remember, where
there’s life there’s hope.”
It’s really too bad about Joseph
J. Gustoff, but since football and re
ligion have already put him out of
commission, it might really be better
for all concerned to acknowledge his
untimely death.
EPITAPH
I came without my own consent
Lived a little while, much dis
content
At human errors grieving:.
But now the grass does me in
close
The superstitious will suppose
I’m doomed to hell’s dam
nation.
’Tis easy men should be deceived
When anything by them believ’d
Without a demonstration.
Joe, a purely fictitious character,
By FRANCES NEWTON
Joseph J. Gustoff,
Bom September 13, 1948.
Died November 5, 1948
On one of the first days of school
Joe’s name appeared on Dr. Sloan’s
roll, but the next time the class met
and Gustoff’s name was called, a
voice from the back of the room
drawled, “Oh, ‘Doc,’ Joe got his toe
broken in football practice the other
afternoon.”
“I’m very soiry to hear about it,”
Dr. Sloan said. “Hope he will soon
be back with us.”
While Gustoff was out with his
broken toe. Dr. Sloan seated the
class alphafietically and left a place
for Joe.
Then at a later class meeting,
the bad news fell.
“Say, Doc,” a student said, “you
know—Gustoff got hurt pretty bad
i in the game the other night. He’s
been in bed for a couple of days
now.”
“I certainly am sorry to hear that
but maybe he’ll be back with us in
a few days— let’s hope so any
way.”
Then came the day for the first
big test—the one on Genesis. No
one saw Joe come in or go out, but
he was there apparently. When Dr.
Sloan returned the papers he asked,
“Will anyone see Gustoff? He
might like to know that he made 85 was created solely for the amuse-
on the quiz.” ment of Dr. Sloan’s class, and his
Whenever homework papers were passing is lamented by all those who
handed back, Joe’s all had good like a good joke.
Ask for it either voay... both
trade-marks mean the same thing.
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