PAGE FOUR MAROON AND GOLD FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1948 Ultra-Modern Vaudeville Revue Coming To Carolina Stage Tuesday f • Gustoff, Dr. Sloan’s Favorite, Passes ELEVEN ELON STUDENTS I Continued From Page One) of his Freshman Class, Sophomore Class president and vice-president of his Junior Class. Mr. Kernodle, current student body president, is from Elon Col lege. He also served as president of his Freshman and Junior classes. in the Army. Twiddy has served as Freshman SCA president, and IRC president. Ministerial Association president during his Sophomore year. He is current president of the IRC. Fictitious Student, Invented By Class, Lamented By Classmates PROF. EARL DANIELEY (Continued From Page One) Danieley on the election ruling fol- Marine Corps veteran Ed Nash isi^ows: KAYNE and FOSTER, the famous dancing team that just closed a suc cessful engagement at the Village Barn in New York City, will appear in person on the stage of the Car olina theatre, Burlington, next Tues day, along with the Ultra-modern Vaudeville Revue, FOLIES DE- PAREE, featuring five great acts. You’ll see and enjoy such notables as JEAN EDERLE, one of Broad way’s cleverest Comediennes and Mistress of Ceremonies, recently featured at the New York Latin Quarters. THE GRAYSONS, America’s lead ing exponents of the Adagio, just completed five weeks at the Roxy Theatre, New York. CHRISTIANA, in her original jungle dances, comes direct from the Club Cairo, Washington, D. C. j Last but not least, the two world- famous black-face comedians, Em- j mett Miller and McBee, plus the PARISIAN RHYTHM BAND, j FOLLIES DE PAREE will appear on the Carolina stage for four per formances only, at 2:15, 4:15, 7:15 and 9:15 o’clock. The usual low stage-show prices will prevail. from Durham, N. C. He was senate representative and Maroon and Gold reporter during his Sophomore year and president of the Elon Players as a Junior. His major is English. Mr. Parker, current editor of Ma roon and Gold, is from High Point, N. C. He is an Army Engineers vet eran, with three years service in the Pacific Theatre. During his fresh man and Junior years he earned let ters in footbal, and is now president of the Men’s Cuoncil. Mr. Stafford is from Burlington. As a Sophomore, he was vice-presi dent of his- class, columnist for Ma roon and Gold and president of the German Club. A pre-med major, Mr. Widenhouse is from Kannapolis, N. C. During his Junior year he was class presi dent, sports writer for Maroon and Gold, and a member of the debating team. Mr. Hailey, a married veteran of four years’ service with the Army, is from Leaksville, N. C. He is a ministerial student. Another ministerial student, Bax ter Twiddy is from Norfolk, Va. He is a veteran with three years’ service HUFFINES GROCERY PLAIN GROCERIES FANCY GROCERIES FRIEND, VVE GOT ALL KINDS OF GROCERIES SAY IT WITH FLOWERS FROM Trollinger's BURLINGTON, N. C. Thirst for Refreshment Relishes Ice-CoM Coke “My criticism is two-fold: (1) Chairman Vernon was unfair to me and to the citizens of the county by not informing us of this change in procedure as early as possible. In fact, he didn’t tell me until I called on him. [2) The people of any county should have the right to se lect their own Board of Education. The office is a minor one, but it is of tremendous importance. It is in conceivable that the members of the State Legislature will study qualifi cations other than political affilia tion. We should rise up ana de mand a change in the law before the next election.” ANSWERS TO M. AND G. QUIZ 1.—Frank Tingley. 2.—Robert Shaw. 3.—Joe Gustoff. 4.—Adult Education Classes. 5.—Thomas E. Dewey. 6.—At Prof. Cloyd Paskins’ home. 7.—Norman Cordon. 8.—J. E. Danieley. 9.—Short-Story Contest. 10.—Truth and Travesty. grades. He never came to class but he always managed to send his pa pers by someone. It has been but about a week ago that a member of the class came dashing in all excited, exclaiming, “Gustoff’s in the hospital. He got hurt again this Saturday night in the game and I don’t think he’ll pull through this time. It sure is bad.” Dr. Sloan, trying to make the boy feel better about poor Joe, remark ed, “I really am sorry to hear about Gustoff, but remember, where there’s life there’s hope.” It’s really too bad about Joseph J. Gustoff, but since football and re ligion have already put him out of commission, it might really be better for all concerned to acknowledge his untimely death. EPITAPH I came without my own consent Lived a little while, much dis content At human errors grieving:. But now the grass does me in close The superstitious will suppose I’m doomed to hell’s dam nation. ’Tis easy men should be deceived When anything by them believ’d Without a demonstration. Joe, a purely fictitious character, By FRANCES NEWTON Joseph J. Gustoff, Bom September 13, 1948. Died November 5, 1948 On one of the first days of school Joe’s name appeared on Dr. Sloan’s roll, but the next time the class met and Gustoff’s name was called, a voice from the back of the room drawled, “Oh, ‘Doc,’ Joe got his toe broken in football practice the other afternoon.” “I’m very soiry to hear about it,” Dr. Sloan said. “Hope he will soon be back with us.” While Gustoff was out with his broken toe. Dr. Sloan seated the class alphafietically and left a place for Joe. Then at a later class meeting, the bad news fell. “Say, Doc,” a student said, “you know—Gustoff got hurt pretty bad i in the game the other night. He’s been in bed for a couple of days now.” “I certainly am sorry to hear that but maybe he’ll be back with us in a few days— let’s hope so any way.” Then came the day for the first big test—the one on Genesis. No one saw Joe come in or go out, but he was there apparently. When Dr. Sloan returned the papers he asked, “Will anyone see Gustoff? He might like to know that he made 85 was created solely for the amuse- on the quiz.” ment of Dr. Sloan’s class, and his Whenever homework papers were passing is lamented by all those who handed back, Joe’s all had good like a good joke. Ask for it either voay... both trade-marks mean the same thing. •OnUD UNOEX AUTHOUTY OF THE C0CA.C01A COMPANY lY BURLINGTON COCA-COLA. 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HERE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS: You must be single, between 20 and 26J^ years oldj physically sound, and have at least two years of college (or be able to pass the equivalent exaimnation adminis tered by the interviewing team). ilEgE'S WHERE TO GO FOR DETAILS: PLACE DATS Tint ADMINISTRATION BUILDING November 10,11,12,1948 9 A. M. to 5 P. M.

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