March 4, 1993 Page 1 1 THE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON Calvin and Hobbes HELLO? NO, MY MoM CWt COWE TO TOE PWOHE RIGHT HOW. 1 SURE, ro BE GLAD TO T^KE k MESS^GE. catli3r® by Bill Watterson '(OO WR\TE IT DOWN, [)R\'E \TCWERHERE, PM ME FIVE ByCKS, W4D ILL GIVE \T TO HER "mE NEXT TIME I SEE HEB. I HE MVIST NOT ^^VE W\NTED TC) TK\k TO Mow 'JERM m>. - fN HOmE: 80LT5 ON W/NOOW5. &U/1R0 00& ON DUTV. poute- MOMiTOREO INTRUDER ALERT. W CAR: POWER LOCKS. flWTlON- flCTlVflTEO flLflRffl. THEfT-PROOF HU6C/IPS AND SOUND SVSTEm. W OFFlce : OOOR WiOE OPEN. EVERWTHIN& OUT ON DESK. f' com nm ecr irf take it^ aims; BUR6UIRS/ire U)EL- ,COmEf VPO.HOOf IN HERE.'f by Cathy Gulsewite / FUNNV HOU) UNDESIRABLE WOU 6EMmE WHEN THEV SENSE WRE TOO AVAILABLE. STEAL fikMMdm li b V t 1 0 0 * iS t I i ^ brother V4ere tr/.n^ to solve, the. ‘ no "We wh)le ihinj would teac/ Seata Testifying before a Senate sutx:ommittee, tile Hardy l)oys cracit the iran-contra scandal. , A Cab Don't Miss!! Habitat for Humanity benefit concert, Friday at 8pm in FA Theatre BECOME A ROAD SCHOLAR IN YOUR SPARE TIME. One Motorcycle RiderCourse will make you a better, safer rider, And riding will become more fiin. Call 1-800-447-4700 for the best education on the streets. MOTORCrCU SVETY FOUNDATION * Be a Carolina Tar Heel ! Session I: May 20-June 25,1993 Session II: June 29-August 3,1993 ■ UNC-CH offers over 900 courses in over 40 disdplines. Evening and three-week short courses are offered. Spaces still available in three-week Summer &hool Abroad programs. Tuition and fees of $112 PLUS $42 per credit for NC resident undergraduates or $302 per credit hour for nonresident undergraduates. Wien requesting a catalog and application please mention seeing this ad in the Pendulum: Summer School CB #3340, 200 Pettigrew Hall UNC-CH Chapel Hill, NC 27599-3340 Phone: 1 -800-UNCI -123 or 919-962-1009 Fax; 919-962-2752 EEO Institution fl^ENDS Don lEI fRIENOS DRIVE DRONK Micon’s "The New College Nightclub run BY A RECENT ElON GRADUATE." Thursday, March 4 LIVE Friday, March 5 LADIES (Ladies in FREE all night and $1.50 Margaritas) Wednesday, March 10 LIVE Thursday, March 11 BUS STOP (Greensboro's Hottest Band) Friday, March 12 LADIES LOCKUP (9-llp.m.) LOCATED: 7300 HWY. 70 Whitsett, NC 449-5851