there is no interest being stimulated. Therefore, only if you students who can write, wish to and will write for the CRIER can there be any newsletter. And only if you write what other students want to read will the paper be worthwhile. 2. If there is not enough student interest, why have a CRIER? My answer is inherent in .the question. (May I mention in passing, however, that the editors expect a negative answer to the first question. Maintain ing this assumption, may I propose a question to the editors which they might consider before "failing" the CRIER—WHY is there no interest?) Admittedly, I have a personal interest in the CRIER and would very much like to see it continued, but , objectively, I feel that if after careful cbhsideracion an SGA service is-defemed a waste o-f -^money, time, and — effort (to use the old stand-bys) and has served its purpose and is no longer needed, then it should be discontinued. Progress depends upon dis carding the unneeded as well as upon expansion. You students determine the needs. The editors of the CRIER are apparently looking to you for an a.nswer. If you feel that you have n6 need to speak further of to listen further, then let the voice be silenti.' With Interest, ' ‘ Carol Trageser *' Former CRIER editor 1%.: Sally F. McDuffie '■ 'I For about the last week I have seen bouncing around happy Elon with a rare and almost extinct disease — Christmas Spirit. Now for those of you who don't know what that is let me explain. Christmas spirit is an infection of the Iccil stream causing an over production of Gay cells. This conditiori-causes an abnormal secretion of enthusium from the Lympth stream which results in a series of excretions of Carols, Smiles, and Good Cheer for as long as the disease persists. '' ’ ' Many many years ago when this disease was jtist beginning to infect people it was left relatively untammed^ However, as'it began to spread and inlarge into Epedemics, a cure was introduced. This cure has become QQ effective that the disease has become almost- Completely annihilated. Scroogeomyacin, which will' rid anyone of the Christmas Spirit, is available in any size: and has a life tinie guarantee- It not only attacks the overly produced Gay cells, but it also in most cases will completely stop the secretion of enthusium... And if the dose is sufficient will sometimes replace-the Carols, SmidesV and Good Cheer by a twenty-four hour frown! ‘ Isn't it fantastic to see the great advancements that modern man has made.' Not only are we beginning to make machines that think, but we are beginning to think like machines. Mari--is no longer bothered with the siiidky emotional side of life. Now all he does is obtain the cold^clear facts, plug them into-a formula equating the bedt possible result for-^ himselfand crank out the proper procedure. Isn't that tremendous/ : Doesn't it'make you feel all warm inside when you lie .down at night and try to ^leep to know that so many people have finally been cured of the Christmas Spirit. And-that if the effect of Scroogeomyacin-k6eps raising at its regular pace, soon there will be no one left to sing Christmas Carols at all! And then everyone could concentrate 100% of the time on

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