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THE VOICE
February 28, 1972
TELL IT TO MYRTLE
IF YOU HAVE A
PROBLEM MYRTLE
HAS AN ANSWER
Dear Myrtle,
I have a boyfriend whose mea
surements are 36-24-36. I love
him but its getting to the point
that whenever we walk down the
sidewalk he gets more whistles
than I do. Something’s wrong!
Wondering
Dear Wondering,
You said you love him. Does
he love you? If the answer is
yes, you have no problem. What’s
the point in wanting whistles
when you have him.
Myrtle
Hi Myrtle,
I am in trouble. I find myself
surrounding women that only want
your money or ride in your car,
they really don’t want to social
ize or be serious. 1 have tried
talking to several girls here at
FSU and to my disappointment
all they wanted to do was say
let’s go here, let’s go there,
and buy me this or buy me that.
This has been their whole pro.
gram for my two years at this
place.
What can I do to change this
or is there any hope? Someone
help me, I am in desperate need
of enlightment. Would it do me
any good to play hard?
Love Problems
Dear Love Problems,
Unless it’s someplace that you
are going yourself let these par
ticular ladies know very politely
that you are a student too and
that you will need money for gas.
If the young ladies would get
together and pay a small fee,
no-one would be out of a great
deal. Just say you’ll furnish the
car if they’ll furnish the gas.
As far as your social life is
concerned perhaps it’s better
to just be friends on a social
basis until something that is
for real comes your way. No,
don’t play hard to get, just be
yourself.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
I am a very stable man 1 be
lieve, but something, or really
I should say someone has shak-
en up my life. She entered it in
a very casual way and the way
she acts and the way her eyes
look when I look into them is
driving me out of my mind.
I want to try to get nerf to this
prime example of a woman in
the worse kind of way, but I’m
afraid since I have led such a
distant life that I won’t know how
to aK)roach her. By the way she’s
an AKA and that may mean trou
ble. Thank you for listening.
Out There
Dear Out There,
Let nature take its course and
I’m sure the outcome will suit
you.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
I have this problem with a fel
low whom I admire very much.
You see, he admires me also
but there is this other fellow that
loves me deeply and is very jea
lous of anyone I talk to. My prob
lem is what am I to do?
Miss In-Between
Dear Miss In-Between,
You said the other fellow loves
you. Is he your boyfriend? Do
you love him? If no is the answer
to both questions don’t worry
about him.
Myrtle’
Dear Myrtle,
Help! Help! Help! I have a
room mate who doesn’t like girls.
I’m wondering does he have a
problem.
Ego
Dear Ego,
Your room mate is suffering
from a rather unusual problem,
although it is perfectly normal
at this age to shy away from girls.
Possibly, there' was some heart
break in a previous relationship
or maybe there was some female
problem in his household while
younger. Nevertheless counsel
him and have him engage in more
social affairs where you can as
sociate him with a fine female.
It could be that he needs your
assistance and confidence in suc
ceeding with a love affair.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
What should I do about a gob
ble of a young man that can’t
even buy me a cheeseburger
once in a while?
No Nobs
Dear No Nobs,
If you are hungry and you ask
the young man to buy you a
cheeseburger that you know he
can afford but does not, then
he really isn’t too concerned
about your starving. On the ot
her hand, if he cannot afford it
you had better start eating e-
nough in the dining hall to make
up for that you won’t get when
you are out with him.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
How can we keep these hi^
school students off campus?
Deep Freeze
Dear Deep Freeze,
There is no way possible that
we can keep high school students
off this campus. Matter of fact,
it might be encouraging for them
to be on campus, and to see what
college life is like.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
People say that I cheat in
class. What should I do?
The Cheater
Dear Cheater,
The way that you signed your
name, indicates that you are a
cheater. If you are falsely ac-
cused cheater, you should have
signed your name falsely ac
cused cheater. And if you are
not a cheater then you should
not worry about it. The main
point is that you are convinced
with yourself and your instruc
tors that you are not a cheater.
Myrtle
Dear Myrtle,
I wguld like very much to get
down with you. Please let me
know in the next issue of the
newspaper.
Unsatisfied
Dear Unsatisfied,
1 was very unsatisfied when
I read your problem. I’m not
interested in any “ups” or
“downs” with you.
Myrtle
Fashions
Illustrator: TERECIA MELVIN
The skull cap and midi coat
in this year. This military
look is “where its at." The wide
strap shoulder bag, the turtle
1
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neck, and the bell bottoms really
set it all ri^t. —
2. The “sly hat” tops off this fly
set. The double breasted leather
coat with belt and pleat in back
makes a “boss” outfit when mat
ched with a dog-eared collar
shirt and bell bottoms.
3. This mod set is super cool.
It’s a wide-leg knit jumpsuit with
a low, low strung ^It, matched
with a print cotton knit shirt.