> The Broncos’ Voice Februaiy 1994 17 Read Me My Rights! -continued from p. 6 in circles and giggle while looking up dirty words! Ban all school newspapers because every one knows that youth can't have insight! And just to insure that all banned books can't be bought on illegal markets, burn them. It would be gloriuos,nay righteous, to watch all those pages turn to ashes in the middle of the school playground. I don't understand where the problems lie. If I shoot someone, put me in jail. I know it isn't that simple, but at the moment, it is more logi cal than banning firearms. If you think televi sion shows and video games are too violent for your four-year-old, I have a simple solution: pull the plug. The TV doesn't work without elec tricity. And if you're really desperate, re place the remote control or joy stick with an "appropriate" book. Teaching your child to read may be radical, I know, but once you get over that initial fear, it's all a bed of roses. Recently, I remarked to a friend, "Won't it be tragic when people rebel by thinking for them selves?" The tragedy I failed to recognize was that we are already well on our way to becoming the most mindless, violent, "quick-fixed," and stupid nation in the world. The episode of "Picket Fences" had a happy ending. The Sheriff saved the day, and the Judge reminded the town that when everything else is stripped away, the last pos sessions of a citizen are his rights, as guaran teed in the Constitution of the United States of America. But I couldn't help wondering, at the end of the show, "Who's going to save our country, when a select few want to take away these rights? And when they're gone, what will we be?" n II r f _ -n § J3 m m g.1 h