THE COUGAR CRY. NOVEMBER 17, 1971 — PAGE 3
Reminder To The Students
PATTY CLEARY
SANDRA JONES
’Dem Rushes
Editor’s note: Wodsroth
Nernfellow observes the world
through perverted eyes.
Part 1
Paradisio
Met J. C. on the buzz.
I wonder what he does, for a
living?
With one eye squinted, looking
into a bottle of Ripple Wine,
he said, “It’s tough being
divine.”
He looked good and was feeling
Merry,
but she left, so he talked to me
about some guy named “Light
Beaver”
being a fairy.
He told me of one of his fre
quent passes
(disguised with Foster-Grant
sunglasses)
on a girl named Europe.
But Mimir’s at his mountain
and all is well with the world
(except for some girl feeling
pain,
still mourning for her king
who looked too far
and died of apparent eye
strain.)
The sky was half black and
half white.
The sun was in the white.
I expected night when it
reached black
but it shone just as intensely
in the black side.
A girl came up and said, “I
know you love me J. C.
but could you do it a little more
physically?”
The Notre Dame fans were still
rootin’
the hallcinogenic effects of
fig newtons.
Noah was having ham for
breakfast.
“Sodomy makes him hungry”
said J. C. to me.
Fall Drama Production Held
The Drama Department of
Wilkes Community College
staged its first productions of
the season November 11 and 12
at 8:00 P.M. in the college au
ditorium.
“The Tiger,” written by Mur
ray Schisgal, was particularly
relevant to us as students. Roy
Chapman played an aspiring
college student who seemed
hopelessly enveloped in a sense
of futility and depersonaliza
tion. However, the play ended
on a note of optimism as his
lover, played by Debby Bennett
was instrumental in at least
partialy resolving his problems.
Rick Carter was the director.
The “Dirty Old Man,” writ
ten by Lewis John Carlino,
draws upon a more universal
theme—the nostalgia prevalent
in old age. Greg Caldwell,
Robert McNeill, and Belinda
Bumgarner were the players,
and Kay Greer was the director.
Sad But True
A woman never really
makes a fool of a man. She
j ust directs the performance.
-W.O.W. Magazine.
Digestable
You will not get indiges
tion if you swallow your
pride now and then.
-Front Line, Cedar Rapids.
By Ken Greene
Parking in the visitors lot or
the faculty lot without express
permission from Deputy Dog
(Richard Jones) will get you a
trafic ticket each hour, so
WATCH IT.
The S.G.A. (Student Govern
ment Association) is tentatively
planning a dance for Thanks
giving. A date and place for
the dance have not been set as
of publication time, but it will
be held soon after Thanksgiv
ing holidays.
Retm Cc
'omey
By Greg Caldwell
I am a boy of 19 years
Off in the jungle all alone
Living a life of constant fear
Fighting a war not my own
And I ask myself, what am I
doing here?
God, how I wish I were home.
We march in the jungle
We march till the noon-day sun
When will all my fears be
gone?
When will I be rid of this giui?
And I ask myself, what am I
doing here?
God, how I want to go home!
I dream of a girl with golden
hair.
With eyes of emerald green.
They came, took me away from
her —
What does all this Mean?
And I ask myself, what am I
doing here?
God, how I wish I were home!
I’m to leave this death veiled
place
To somewhere clean and free.
Home to my wife, OH! What’s
that face?
It’s her! and she’s coming to
me!
And I ask myself, what is she
doing here?
God! She’s supposed to be
home.
A gunshot behind me, a pain in
my neck,
I fall to my knees, to my face—
I try to look up, my body’s a
wreck.
My love disappears without a
trace
And I ask myself, what am I
doing here?
God, tell me, where is my
home?
I can’t feel any pain now.
Death is much too near.
I cannot find my rifle,
Gone is all my fear.
And I ask myself, what am I
doing here?
God, I’m on my way home.
A Christmas dance has been
scheduled. The date, band, and
place will be announced in the
paper at a later date.
For the first time in the
school’s history, a homecoming
dance has been planned for
January. A homecoming queen
will be chosen and a dance will
be held afterwards. Details
will be published later when
plans are completed.
Anyone knowing of a good
band please contact an S.G.A.
member. We need variety at
our dances and all suggestions
will be appreciated.
To all students leaving us:
We are sorry you are leaving
and we hope you have enjoyed
Wilkes Community College.
Any student needing money
see me, Ken Greene. We can
cry together.
ONE MINUTE SPORTS QUIZ
1. What two runners recently
met in the super-mile race?
2. Who won?
3. How did Vic Sexias recently
make sports news?
4. What horse won the Preak-
ness?
5. What Major Leaguer has
played three positions in
All-Star games?
Answers to Sports Quiz
1. Jim Ryan and Marty Liquori.
2. Liquori in 3:54.6.
3. He was named to referee
this year's tennis cham-
Dionships at Forest Hills.
4. Can oner o II.
5. Harmon Killebrew.
r AIL BOOK
BUY BACK
Books WiU Be Bought
November 15, 16, 17 And
November 30 and December 1
All Issues Which Can Be
Used At A Later Date
Will Be Bought.
College Bookstore
BELINDA BUMGARNER, GREG CALDWELL,
ROB Me NEIL, KAY GREER.