Cougar Cry
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WHY WATCH JERRY SPRINGER
HE SAID/SHE SAID
By Michelle Furches
MALE
• “Because no other talk shows have fights and hot chicks.”
• “All Oprah talks about is cows.”
• “It’s outrageous.”
• “It reminds me of homelife, (when people cheat).”
• “I just came in here. I don’t watch TV that much.”
• “I just like to make fun of it, and it puts my life in perspective.”
• “Springer for President!”
• “God bless Springer!”
• “I watch it for sex and fights.”
• “I watch Springer to see what they come up with next.”
• “I watch because it’s on TV, I guess, and because it’s different.”
• An Instructor: " I never watch it because when I do it seems to be
ALL THESE SHOWS TALK ABOUT ARE:
• Montel- Blood tests
• Ricki Lake- Men are dogs
• Oprah- Her new book club and losing weight
• Sally- Troubled teens and makeovers
• Jenny Jones- Makeovers
“WITH SPRINGER, ANYTHING GOES!”
FEMALE
• “Because it’s funny and Jerry is decent acting in a world of crazy people.”
• “His last thought is inspiring.”
• “It’s always on.”
• “It’s funny to watch.”
• “Because it tells the truth about the 90s: such as bisexuals, gays, lesbians, trans; people cheating, fighting, breed
ing, being alien abducted, and the only thing the youth of today likes to watch is sex and violence. If Springer
was on 24 hours a day, everybody would have a TV.”
• “I watch Springer because of the fights.”
• “Springer is entertaining but I don’t get why he has the final thought.”
• A mother’s point of view: -"Its trash!”
THOSE KIDS A T SCHOOL WHO WOULD LIKE TO
CHECK OUT JERRY’S SHOW:
THE TV IS ON IN THE NEW STUDENT CENTER:
JERRY SPRINGER COMES ON AT 12:00 (NOON)!
COME JOIN THE FUN!!!