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Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22): NEWSFLASH!!! Cotton balls soaked in orange juice does not count as a balanced meal.
The power of Twinkies and milk compels you.
Libra (Sept. 23- Oct. 22): OK that’s enough! Your obsession with your goat has gone too far. You would think your
little episode on the Springer show would teach you and your mom about the dangers of farm animals.
Scorpio (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): The cosmos are out to get you. So just throw the blanket back over your head and pray
an asteroid does not locate your brain waves through all that tin foil on your head.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): Put your seat in an upright position and buckle up as you start your gradual descent
to homelessness.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): This is your month! You will make great grades without having to study. Too bad it
is only for this month.
Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18): Madam Mystic says “If you hate someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you will
be a mile away from them and you will have a new pair of shoes "
Pisces (Feb 19- Mar. 20): Distribute your responsibilities well or else you will be a beached little fishy.
Aries (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Madam Mystic says, “ He who throws mud at others is losing ground."
Taurus (Apr. 20- May 20): Remember you are what you eat. So eat lots of cow so you can MOOOO-VE up in the
world.
Gemini May 21- Jun. 20): My little pyromaniac’s quit college and now sells Insurance for computers against water
damage. Due to a invention called sprinklers you will make millions.
Cancer (Jun. 21- Jul. 23): If you like your time alone, eat more beans. It will give your social life more space.
Leo (Jul. 24- Aug. 22): Your parents are not paying for you to get an education at college. They are paying for you
to find a rich sugar Mama/Daddy.
CAREER CORNER
What will be my college major? What do I want to do with my life? Do 1 want to change my career direction? These are ques
tions you may have asked yourself at one time or another.
Career Planning is an on-going process. For the young and older adult population, it is
important for you to assess where you are if you are to meet your needs and turn your
dreams into reality. The unemployed and unskilled worker in transition with little
experience in the workforce has different needs from the young adult student looking to
launch a first time professional or technical career. The older adult, who has been recently affected by an employer's reorganiza
tion, faces a different set of issues. All populations can benefit from the career planning process of self-assessment, exploring ca
reer opportunities in the world of work and learning assertive job search strategies that produce results.
The Career Planning process is a continuous cycle divided into three parts. The picture
below illustrates the process with a circle and three arrows.
1 .Self-Assessment'Knowing Yourself
' 's 1st step, we learn about our personal qualities and characteristics. In the
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world of work and assess that information with the previous
ourselves. In the 3rd step,
At Wilkes Community College
career planning services are avail
able to assist you in making these
important life decisions. Career
assessments and labor market infor
mation can be obtained in the
Counseling Center of the Student
Services Office. Contact Cathy
Annas, Career Counselor, Room
1126, for more information.
■^gies to locate opportunities in the careers we have found
.'•ss and cycle continues as we grow and develop through
/ 'e to other occupations throughout our lifetime.