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Cougar Cry P3ge 28 Better Uses of This Paper 1. Toilet paper (for those nasty public restrooms). 2. Lining your rat cage to keep them clean before you eat them for dinner. 3. Those oil leaks under your 1983 dream car. 4. To roll up and beat the crap out of your dog when he comes home late from work and wants you to have food ready. 5. Something to give the kids to draw on when you’re at church and don’t want them to know you are asleep. 6. With a little garlic, tomato paste, oregano, it taste like a sea anemone and with the new color cover, with some artistic skill, you can make clusters of tentacles that superficially resemble a flower like a sea anemone. 7. For a good laugh you can take a copy to the newspaper’s censor and tick him off by calling him the censor. 8. You can email what you think of the newspaper as one did saying “This newspaper sucks” just to see us respond by saying “Bite me.” 9. A transportable fire starter that can be taken about anywhere to start to fire, (well not at school). 10. Or you could read the thing, but you must be very bored and a frigging moron because I’m an editor and don’t even read this $#%*! NEW&fWlIJCESCC.NC-tS Non-profit Organization U.S. Postage Paid Wilkesboro, NC 28697 Permit No. 11 Student Newspaper of Wilkes Community College POBox 120 Wilkesboro, NC 28697
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