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Cougar Cry 16 Will be accepting applications for the 2003-2004 staff March 17-28! Applications will be available in Student Services beginning March 17. Available positions include Assistant Editor, Desktop Editor, & General Staff Members. Here are the Answers lor Trivia Found on page 12 1. Philippines 2. Rome 3. India 4. Four 5. 6 or 7 (explanation: Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Alaska, Hawaii, and Aleutian. The last two re flect the same time so 6 or 7 would be correct). Thanks for playing!! Smile and Wave (The Dean Rabbif story) A man is driving along the highway and sees a rabbit jumping out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. The man feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful woman driving down the highway sees a man cry ing on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong? “ I feel terrible,” he ex plains, “ I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it.” She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, takes out a can, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit. The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two, and hops off the road. Ten feet away the rab bit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops another ten feet and repeats this action again and again and again until he hops put of sight. The man is astonished! He runs over to the woman and demands to know what is in the can. She turns the can around so he can read the label. It says....(are you ready for this)? It’s really bad! It says, “Hair Spray— Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave!”
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