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The QuilfonScm
The News and Opinion of the Students of Guilford College
F RIENDS INDEPENDENT AND
SCHOLARLY CONVENTION ORATORS
These are direct quotes from a meeting held on the Guilford
campus to plan an upcoming event.
"Do you think we should have a program this year?"
"Of course!"
"We should let the student body think that they are involved."
"Mass psychology. We need to choose a topic that will still be warm
when the spring comes."
"How about Liberalism vs. Conservatism. 1 think that this will be
around when the spring conies."
"Is God dead?"
"It has to be controversial."
"The role of the U.S. as a leader in the world community."
"How about civil rights?"
"How about something along the scientific lines."
"Why don't we have one on freezing persons for a century or
something?"
"What is the relationship of mankind with population, food, etc."
"Parapsychology, everybody loves a good ghost story."
"How about dissent —everybody knows something about that."
"THEBE IS ONLY ONE NAME IN PABAPSYCHOLOGY."
"We need something that will have an area interest to make up for
the lack of student interest."
Why don't we ask Lincoln Bockwell to come."
"No! mumble- No! mumble!"
"We don't want to get the KKK on the stand, because many of them
haven't been to high school."
"How about the role of the military?"
"How about CONFLICT 67?"
"THE DILEMMA OF LOCAL GOVEBNMENT."
"Yes, Yes, Yes, Well, Digress, Ummmm, What time is it?"
"We need to establish the program as something good before we
can get academic."
"We can get the mayor of Greensboro, and the governor if he's
available."
"If we want him, Ha, Ha, Ha."
"We should get John Lindsey; you can't find anybody else who's had
more trouble."
"How about the problems that we get from megalopolises?"
"WHAT IS THE THIBD WOBLD?"
"We ought to close the meeting and just talk a little bit."
Breakfast, Wintertime
BY BILL CROOM
Yeah, Jim, this is great. I didn't think I was going to get in any
shooting this year at all, with all the work and such. Brushy Bay?
Yes, I've been there before, but we're not going to walk, are we, I
mean, ten miles is ten mi. . . trail bikes? Well, I don't know, we
usually take jeeps. Of course I can ride one, what do you think I am,
some kind of anti-American? The dogs will pace us? Good, It's nice to —
hey, wait a minute, let me get started. Ok, let's see, starts here, brakes
here and here and here! Three brakes? Good Grief! Oh, I see now;
one handbrake for the back wheel, and a footbrake too, in case your
left hand is busy. Classv. Hum! Where's first? Let's go, No, you ham
fisted yokel, that's fourth, and we go oopa, oopa, oopa down the road.
Try again. There's first, give it some gas, drop the hammer, Crikey!
This thing moves! Hey, that's not bad. Oops, now you've done it,
idiot, you dropped the bike and Jim thinks you are a clot and you'll
never get to ride again and you gotta walk back with the dogs and—
gee, it starts right up, I guess these things are stranger than they look.
Aw, do we have to stop now? Right when I was getting used to —
oh yes, we came here to shoot. It's cold. The trees are bare, the leaves
went a month ago. Walk down cotton rows, brown and withered, vour
boots crunch, crunch, crunching in the rime of frost that covers the
sand. Every now and then you step in a frozen puddle to hear the
eeee —snap! Cloudy today, isn't it? Hutclo, lady, Hutclo, come on,
baby, get in there and point, hutclo. What? Yeah, I see it, you close
in from the left and I'll go in straight. Easy baby, hold that point,
Blam! Blam! He's gone, let him go, there'll be other birds. Whuf, whuf,
hah, a dog streaks past. Vague rustlings in the underbrush along the
drainage ditch. How do you cross these things; the briars are just like
barbed wire. Good things we're wearing leathers, huh? Cornfield now,
ought to be something around, all of this cover. Now! Blam! Got 'im.
Stepped on him, almost. Sorrv, ol' dog. Stone the crows! We won't have
have to clean this one. Hey Jim, it's your turn. . . . Point over there,
go take it. On the wing, baby, on the wing. Nice shot, Jim. Yeah, let's
try the other side. . . . Breakfast, wintertime. One must see to his turn. . .
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THE GUILFORDIAN
Intramurals Introduce Inter-Rivalry
The Guilford College intramural athletic program will be run this
year by Coach John Lambeth and Assistant Dean of Men, Wiley Ruth.
Mr. Ruth is a welcome addition to the intramural program and should
provide Coach Lambeth with valuable assistance.
The fall intramural activities in-'
elude: touch football, tennis, golf,
and horseshoes. The latter three
have not as yet begun, but will
begin in the very near future. The
intramural council urges all inter
ested male students to participate
in these activities as well as the
remainder of the intramural pro
gram.
Men's touch football got under
way last week with all teams eager
to dethrone last year's champs, the
Day Hops. The Day Hops led by
quarterback Jerry Davis and end
Rick Coleman will be endeavoring
to keep the title in their possession.
Once again English Hall shows
itself to be a strong contender for
football honors. Led by Jim Fields
and Mike Cory, the Blackhawks
will be challengers all the way.
These two teams will have tough
goings with the like of opponents;
Yankee Stadium, Center Section,
Second North. Returning stars from
last year's competition include,
Tom Wright, Tom Creato, Steve
Codwin, A 1 Tohn, and Buck
Pearce.
The competition will be strong
and the spirit's high as the whistle
blows and activity commences for
the 1966-1967 season.
A 1 Tigani
Dennis Abramowitz
Photo Revelation
(Continued from page 1)
of the Southern Negro. The only
series in the collection is a group
of portraits of an elderly Negro
woman. These portraits are of par
ticularly excellent quality, in that
they show in facial expression the
wear and tear of many years of a
hard life. Other than this, and a
group of eleven pictures that have
nothing to do with the general
theme of the rest of the 93 photo
display, the remaining pictures
show the south in its changing
stages. It is well that the artists
made this project, because as
they stated in their objective notes,
the phase of history that thev are
illustrating is dying, in just a few
more years it will be totally non
existent. This is progress, the old
agrarian south is giving way for
the new cosmopolitan way of life.
I personally hope that Mr- Poole
will try to arrange more of these
exhibits for us in the future. In
speaking to him in his office on
Tuesday afternoon, September 27,
he alluded to the possibility of hav
ing more North Carolina artists
display their work on our campus.
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Frosh Statistics
By Cheryl Sprinkle
The freshman class met October
5 in Dana Auditorium to elect its
officers, Student Legislature repre
sentatives, and girl to be on the
Homecoming Court.
Elected on the first ballot was
president Phil Pleasants, who ran
against Jeff Newton and Perry Ben
bow.
The nominees for vice-president
were Rick Demeo, Will Gurley,
Bill Maclntyre, Sally Peterson,
and Robin Thomas. As a result of
a runoff between Sally and Robin,
Robin was elected.
Beth Bell, Rose Paul Blackwell,
Randy Evans, Janice Foster,
Woody Gibson, Angell Husted, and
Dan Hulbert were nominated for
the office of treasurer. Rose Paul
won in a runoff with Beth and
Angell.
Nominated for secretary were
Beth Bell, Doris Myers, Susan
Raterree, and Valerie Szathmari.
Doris became secretary on the sec
ond ballot with Beth.
Two Student Legislature repre
sentatives were elected next. Lloyd
Covington was chosen from a list
of six female nominees; Sam Ar
rington from six boys.
Valerie Szathmari was elected
as the Homecoming representative
from the freshman class. Her oppo
nents were Diane Byrd, Pat Ful
cher, and Margaret Higgins.
Bill Jones presided at the meet
ing.
October 13, 1966
Chu Kim, Trimpi,
Head Soccer Smash
On October 4, 1966, Coach Mel
Kiser's soccer team scored an im
pressive 4 to 1 victory over visitors
Wesleyan College at Guilford's
Armfield Athletic Center. An inter
esting gathering of 100 watched as
the "New Quakers" showed their
fans that an interesting season will
be assured. With teams such as
N. C- State and the U.N.C. fresh
man, Coach Kiser's eleven will
have their hands full.
The half-time score read 1 to 1
but Kiser's eleven, led by Chu
Kim's 3rd quarter goal, then took
command. The Quakers scored
again in the 3rd quarter with some
of the impressing footwork of John
Trimpi. Trimpi won applause from
the spectators as he dribbled the
the ball from mid-field down to
six-yard line and booted in Guil
dford's third goal of the afternoon.
'Guilford exhibited a tenacious de
fense coupled with a potent of
fence prevented Wesleyan from
scoring again. Exemplifying Guil
ford's tough defense was co-captain
and goalie, Mike Harrison. Harri
son's staunch effort prevented a
second goal as he blocked a Wes
leyan penalty kick. With only seven
minutes remainng in the contest,
Rusty Maynard scored his second
goal and Guilford's fourth and final
goal of the afternoon.
The Guildfordian offers its con
gratulations to Coach Kiser and his
Knights, and wishes them the best
throughout the remainder of the
season. Spencer Evans
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