Friday, September 15, 1972
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The West Central Community
Center, a non-profit
organization, is sponsoring the
first Piedmont Music Fair on
September 24. Highlighting the
Fair will be The Earl Scruggs
Revue.
Scruggs, a leading exponent
of 'bluegrass' and a native North
Carolinian, has appeared at the
Newport Folk Festival, Carnegie
Hall, and the Grand Old Opry.
He has recorded with Dylan,
Doc Watson, Joan Baez, and the
Byrds.
The Fair will take place at the
West Central Community Center
on old Highway 421, six miles
west of Winston-Salem, at 1 p.m.
Tickets may be purchased at the
door.
Senate Meets
by Martha Wenc§
The second session of the
Guilford College Community
Senate convened on Tuesday,
September 12. The nomination
of students to the faculty
sub-committees, was postponed
one more week to facilitate the
notification of Day Students and
3rd floor Binford residents.
The Food Committee that is
being established by Worth
Wilson was briefly reviewed and
Dr.'s Burris and Lowe were
selected as advisors and active
voting members to the Senate.
Any student is eligible to
attend Senate meetings, the next
of which is scheduled for
Tuesday, September 19, at 6:30
P.M. in the Union Lounge.
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Bluegrass Weekend is finally upon us. Of all of the fantastic
weekends that the College Union has planned and is planning this is
one which everyone can enjoy, old, young, couples, and individuals.
So ditch the books (at least for a day) and be part of the weekend.
The Union has been working for several months preparing this
weekend for the community. It's more than a weekend, it's a
gathering of ideas and surprises which continue. The weekend was
kicked off Thursday night by the performance of Mort Sahl and
tonight's movies. Mash and Brewster McCloud are only a part of a
long list of happenings and etc.
Saturday starts out early at 11 P.M. with a two hour inter-dorm
Olympiad. That afternoon at 2 P.M. our football team plays their
first game at home on our own field. Following the football game
the Saga food service is having a special Bluegrass dinner in the
cafeteria (4:30-6:00). The dinner is a quiet interlude between a
funfilled day of activities and an exciting Bluegrass concert at 8:00
P.M. in Dana. Lester Flatt, renowned for years of award winning
Bluegrass music and the one who strums the background music for
the Beverly Hillbillies and the "Foggy Mountain Breakdown"
(Bonnie and Clyde) will give all he has to the Guilford College
Community. Backing him up will be his famous Nashville Grass and
in the same show, Mac Wiseman and his famous folk music. The big
question is whether we will all be able to last the entire day.
There will be a square dance Sunday at 2:30 P.M. in the Grill
Room (in the basement of Founders). The music will be performed
by a square dance group. So, if you still have the strength and the
spirit, let it all come out on Sunday.
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THE GUILFORDIAN
THIS SIDE OF A SIX-PAK
Before I say anything, I want to explain why my name is printed
twice beneath the column heading. You see, last week an error or
two was made in the newspaper. Some people might immediately
suggest that allowing me to write anything at all was one of those
errors, however, the mistake of which I speak is the omission of my
byline. My name is thus printed twice this week. If anyone is not
satisfied with this amendment, I will personally autograph last
week's column. THIS IS NO EMPTY PROMISE.
THE WAY OF THE OREO
Open you eyes oh inhabitants of earth! Be silent and receive these
words from on high.
Consult not I Ching, look not to the stars, and eat not of the
fortune cookie. The Great Cosmic Janitor ( Mayer Ba-ba-ma-rimba
Smith hath given us a far better means of devination. I teach thee
WAY of the Oreo!
OPENING OF COOKIE
All things proceed from the Great Cosmic Janitor and from the
Great Cosmic Janitor cometh truth through the Oreo. What does the
future hold? Good? Evil? The Oreo holds the truth.
Sit thyself down before thine Oreo. Bow to the Oreo for the
number of three. Highest reverence and respect must be held for thy
cookie. Doubt not the Oreo's power, for the truth comes only to
those who believeth. Next, while meditating on the sound of no
clapping, repeat three times: "Boy, I could eat a cow!" Next open
thy cookie so that each hand holds a half. Now, behold how the
icing hath fallen.
THE READING OF THE ICING
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When open cookie reveals icing on
the left side, this is a good omen for
thee. If icing is a full moon on the right,
stay thee in bed. (See fig. 1)
If the cookie should open so that
icing falls as in figure 2, then if ithy life
hath been good so far, then bad shall be
oncoming. If life hath been bad then
good is to come. If life hath been the
same, life shalt remain the same. Eat thy
cookie.
If, while opening thy cookie it breaks
and icing falls loose, woe, woe, woe,
doom, damnation, and destruction.
Misery shalt be thine only fortune. Pain
thine only companion, and Death thine
only salvation. But then again, that's the
Way the cookie crumbles.
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