APRIL 18, 1974
JOBS
Bur Mill Country Club on
Route 3 needs help in formal
dining service, 5:30 pm - 9:30
pm, Wednesday - Saturday
(and for Sunday lunch) on
call-in basis. sl2 per meal.
Call Douglas Dobbins at
288-2818.
TheJ.C. Penny Company at
the Four Seasons Mall needs
someone for bookkeeping and
payroll. For further informa
tion or to set up an
appointment, call Earl Barbee
at 292-5100.
Anyone who is interested in
doing some babysitting should
call Mrs. Louise Swanson at
674-2490 (home) or 275-9111,
ext. 217 (office.) The salary is
open and Mrs. Swanson would
like a sitter from April 22 -
May 3, 5:30 p.m. - 7:00 a.m.
FOR SALE: Steel-string Ya
maha Guitar. Good Condition
$75. Call 294-5122
For Sale: A standard electric
IBM typewriter for SIOO.OO.
Contact Judy Morris at
299-9789, Mary Hobbs 13.
PERSONALS
The gentlemen and guests
of English Hall extend their
sincerest thanks to T.R. and
Martha, Ron Wicker and
Noreen, Mike Wagner and
Harlan Strader for their
generous work in preparing
the Spring banquet of English
Hall. Our grateful compli
ments to the chef and his
assistants.
The Guilford Chapter of the
Farley Mowat Society will
meet Saturday, February 29.
Clark Wheeler will lead a
presentation of "Gracie's
Unders." For further infor
mation, contact S. Oliver at
the Sewanee General Store,
c/o English 19.
To the only Crystaline Turkey
1 know-
We have procrastinated to
gether.
We have goofed off right and
left.
But in leaving things to the
last minute.
1 still think I am the best.
To my god-mother and my
dear friends who accepted me
despite my race - thanks!
Gremlin
C and C: "Wanna Nertz?"
S.H. to L.M.: What does
being a mermaid entail?
D: 105 for another year?
Classified§
English Dorm would like to
congratulate Harlan on con
quering his enuresis. We are
all proud to see him in such
good form.
Stoesen: Thanks for the
concern. Sure enough, I was
eating asphalt. -Estupid.
Jan: What ever happened to
the Good Guys Club?
Ed, Rudy, Buck, Dean, et
all: You've left your mark.
Thanks. Karen Borreson, P.S.
Sorry, Derick
Brother Charles YoYo,
Last summer a beard, this
summer...YoYo's and friends.
To the Rash! Hope things get
better. The Hawk.
Cyril Harvey - Did you know
that Walvis Thermal Center is
the hot spot of the south
Atlantic?
To: The Rocks-in-the-heads &
Co.
May all your: Beds be
shortsheeted. Buckets of
water be abounding. Your
beds "springy", Your sleep
ing "corny". Your "unmen
tionables" in proper order.
Rooms forever clean and May
you all receive notes from
Charles. Thanks for the
memories, nightmares, and
Execedrin headaches #25 and
#27. 1001 balloons to you all!
-The Guilford BioChem Dept.
Blatant 8., The Lab won't be
the same at night.
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GUILFORDIAN
To Fat City:
It's Been Great.
-The Teenager
To Milcy and Marton:
Your Bicycles are beautiful.
Your birds are just grand.
And your trip to Canada
To see the new land.
It is all so big and beautiful
All your hopes and dreams,
I just hope that in reality
It's as good as it seems.
Ann:
I hear the sound of the
Voompa-Voompa Bird, and
your name resounds through
the trees.
-The Scenic Wonder Waits for
You
To My Side-kick, I am going to
miss you.
-From Jan, or is it from
Crystal, or Jan, or Crystal....
Oh Hell, I don't know.
Leslie:
Need a "Pick-me-up?"
—U. Wyre
Third eyc(s): Don't you? -Sig
My Dearest Abbadoo:
I love you Abbadoo.
Oh yes I do.
Because Your underwear is
Blue.
Oh Abbadoo we love you.
—Janathon
Phillip: You didn't think we'd
print them, didja?
Brother Harlan - you seem to
have found your calling.
Spread the Good Word,
Amen, and Hallelujah.
Andy, Lyn C.. Jan, Ron C.,
Ken. Dyer: You have given me
some insight into the
problems facing college ad
ministrations these days.
Maybe when 1 leave, some
IMPORTANT problems will
come up. -Luke
Bruce: May the Lord keep
you-but not too much! -an
admirer
Lips: "It is only the people
with push who have a pull."
-Sahara.
V.L.: "Silence is the one great
art of conversation." -Marmee
Bob Au: You'll be able to be a
"buzzard" again next year.
Look out for full milk glasses.
-Sahara
Wayne-Here's hoping you
won't ever have to resort to
blue jeans. -2 Hobbits
ROT: "The feeling of
friendship is like that of being
comfortably filled with roast
beef: love, like being
enlivened with champagne."
Champagne please! JM
Congratulations Mike and
John...Hope it's a boy!
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Wendy B.: Hello from John
W.
Boz: Na ka pusana. -John
To Ms. Anderson: Rumour
hath it that a tall, blonde,
moustachioed man is running
in the Janathon.
Jan: What's this about a kitten
at Christmas? ("I bet they
never tasted anything as good
as that before!")
Dr. Functional: How can we
ever thank you enough?
You've been great. -Biophiles
Dear Turkey- Why don't you
give up that Italian for a
Californian? -The Belcher
Cassandra Lynn- Happy
Birthday and many more
(more what?!?!) -Love. SWA
Kris: What will we do with our
Wednesday nights now? -Your
staff.
Crystal, Thanks for the new
improved "playthings" you're
a good baby.- Harry and Fred
Marcy, remember, Latins are
the best. After all, I'm one! -
One from the Past, Binford
Second, Parking Lot^l ( )70
Leslie, Time sure flies when
you're having fun! - Lots of
love, -The Corrupter.
To the "Hard Core" Clique.
Avon will never be the same!
-The Crab